Blog update (last updated: 3/10/2026):
Main: @jadeandroses
I go by Jade most of the time, but I also don’t mind being called Astra if that’s easier.
Ao3: astralithium
My fic:
Beyond the Final Frontier—I wasn’t on tumblr when that AU about Mario being Sonic’s adoptive dad was popular, but by god, I am single-handedly gonna bring it back. Post Odyssey and Frontiers, and I occasionally AU post under the tag “trustfall au”
your fate is mine—teenage Mario & Luigi sickfic, inspired by a pretentious thought I had after my brother gave me covid
(practiced) ease—a 2am rambling about Peach putting her own crown on Mario’s head. I have decided this is probably the best thing I’ve ever written (now with a sequel, a conversation for today!)
the only way to bring me down—you know that part in Transformers: One where Elita almost jumped after Orion? …yeah………
pulse failure—something stupid. It’s just me, projecting the shenanigans that come with working in a car wash onto TFP Bumblebee
two swords—Optimus and Elita, musing on the Starsaber. The one fic I wrote as a teenager that didn’t need extensive rewrites to be passable
rainbow—an excuse to write Mareach kissing
on second glance—Sonic, appreciating the natural beauty of the world at the worst possible moment
nowhere to be—a challenge I got from a more well known Sonic blog that I didn’t forget, just got stuck on
arrow—a cut concept from Beyond chapter 30, my entry into the 2025 STH Big Bang, and a thorn in my side for a literal year (I’m so happy it’s finally up)
unassailable—The Challenge from Epic: The Musical, but Mareach flavored
WIPs:
Tbh I was trying to offer this prompt to my Mario mutuals but they took it as “go jade go” so i guess it’s mine now
I also saw this post and said “bet” so I might also be a LoZ fic writer now
the nonsense duology (and what if I said it’s entirely Sabrina Carpenter’s fault)
Finally, PROSHIPPERS (specifically the people that are cool with adult/child or incest ships) PLEASE DNI





















