im dreaming that im awake

raccoons and their… little hands

what a year this week has been

men will see a film and think it was good

men will make a film and think it was good

men will think they can make films

the dichotomy between the fat actors in the cats trailer being silly and buffoonish and the thin actors in the cats trailer being sexy and seductive is really upsetting, but less for the regular reasons and more because it implies we as the general audience are supposed to find any of these horrible facemelded cat homunculi fuckable 

the addams family wasn’t particularly magic or supernatural or anything, their goth game was just hard af

They lived with a sentient disembodied hand

Once you reach peak goth that just happens

a godless heathen potato

women be downloading pdfs

And men….don’t….?…?

no men can’t read

Houseplant enthusiasts are either like “here’s my *latin name*, I keep it at a precise temperature and humidity in a ceramic pot on my desk” or “this is my plant with fun leaves, I keep it in a yogurt container on the refrigerator because it seems to like it.”

freshman vs. senior year

this advertising is so effective that it made me want to go buy a brand that’s been defunct for 40-something years

That shrek one is threatening