my milkman looking cute as hell in that lil bowtie. lol. 

my wife circa 1935 right after i go to work at the racism factory

Guys...I FOUND IT HERE

idk maybe domestic abuse trials shouldn’t be treated as entertainment

Holy Shit

there’s a cat in my house!!

this isn’t news he’s lived here for like 4 years now i just love him so much

also when fleetwood mac was like “can i handle the seasons of my life?”

yes i’m on the kitchen floor bawling to landslide don’t text

Like bitch if my son is stealing pies off peoples windowsills it’s cause I TAUGHT him to do that..

'how would other people describe you' why would i know this

First of all, OP is a scrappy doo sympathiser. Secondly, OP got a ticket for jaywalking in the December of 2005

instead of a brain there is a mini haunted house in my head

FAT TITTY TUESDAY HAS BEGUN YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

Survive