lux

sorry I love this painfully mid media so much I could throw up

I find it really hard to read old (2015-19ish) GerIta fanfic because I hate the characterisation in 90% of them. Like what do you mean dom alpha male Lud x Small innocent Feli. In reality Lud is just incredibly down bad for his amazing smart and beautiful boyfriend and Feli takes advantage of it. No I don’t care about what Hima says

Fuck you, Firgrove! If you're dumb enough to be a cowboy this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Camp Western. Runaway animals! Shit on the ground!! Wolves!!! If you think that you're gonna survive four weeks at Camp Western, you can kiss my ass! It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll mine gold for this bullshit! Guaranteed! If you find a different festival, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!! You heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!!! Bring your cowboy hat, bring your Star Coins, bring your horse! We'll fight it! That's Right! We'll fight your horse! Because at Camp Western, you're fucked six way to Silverglade! Take a hike to Camp Western! Home of OSHA violating mud races! That's right, mud races! How does it work? If you can race down a muddy road and not break your horse’s legs, you get six summer tokens. Don't wait, don't delay. Don't fuck with us, or the bull will rip your nuts off! Only at Camp Western: The only festival that tells you to fuck off! Hurry up, asshole! The wolves chase you the minute after you leave the ranch, and you better not stop running or you're a dead motherfucker! Go to hell! Camp Western: Firgrove’s filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest son of bitch animals on the island of Jorvik. Guaranteed!