Astarion

tw(s): swearing

"everyone has a story."

"what is wrong with you?"

"do you feel better?"

"i'm detecting an accent."

"what is the meaning of life?"

"when your mom tells you to clean your room, you tell her fuck off, bitch."

"i'm here, i'm queer, and i'm feeling a little nauseous about today."

"i'm kind of serving cunt. can i say that?"

"oh yes, right in the heart of the smack of the dab."

"you sound like you're scared."

"you should be inquisitive."

"what's in here for me?"

"i look younger."

"that man is gay, don't marry him."

"i'm gonna call you nana. is that all right, nana?"

"i know. you were pointing at me. i get it."

"uh-oh. nerd alert."

"i warned you, so you could get it out of your system."

"that's even nerdier, unfortunately."

"where are you coming from?"

"you have a gift."

"unfortunately, i am very serious."

"there was a storm?"

"i have a couple of rapid fire questions."

"what did you eat for breakfast?"

"this is what they call gotcha journalism."

"what is the color you are most afraid of?"

"do you hug soft or hard?"

"so, I'm not a real doctor."

"they used to do this a lot."

"can I get a little clap?"

"i attacked the wrong side."

"listen, "it i'm trying to get past that time in my life."

"do you need food for sustenance?"

"what do I know? i'm just a human."

"we got coke zero."

"a lot of anger."

"it just feels like if you can own the negativity, then you can live in then you're living in the positive."

"i think you're avoiding the question."

"if we're looking at what literally happened, that's what happened."

"that was my darkest moment, okay?"

"do you feel like you're in your own way?"

"rocks? what do you mean rocks?"

"yeah, dude, make me rocks."

"it's not your responsibility at the end of the day."

"i'm not even in sixth grade."

"big mistake, apparently. you run out of wishes after three."

"i found a lamp!"

"hurts a lot. worse than braces."

"your sisters are quite worried about you."

¹⁾ blood swirling down a shower drain

²⁾ stitches on a cheekbone

³⁾ fingertips numb from cold

⁴⁾ painkillers and a cup of tea left on a nightstand

⁵⁾ a thick plaster cast

⁶⁾ canine teeth tipped with blood

⁷⁾ a bruise in the shape of a boot print

⁸⁾ dried tear tracks

⁹⁾ an inescapable migraine

¹⁰⁾ sunglasses over a bruised eye

¹¹⁾ scars littering the expanse of a back

¹²⁾ bloodied teeth

¹³⁾ skinned knees

¹⁴⁾ a torn-apart first aid kit

¹⁵⁾ frozen peas pressed against a fresh bruise

¹⁶⁾ brambles and twigs knotted into hair

¹⁷⁾ lipstick and a split lip

¹⁸⁾ an especially improvised tourniquet

¹⁹⁾ blood seeping through clothes

²⁰⁾ a heart monitor

²¹⁾ unbearable nausea

²²⁾ a hoarse throat

²³⁾ blood under fingernails

²⁴⁾ a thermometer between bitten lips

²⁵⁾ hands soothing over a shaking frame

²⁶⁾ a twisted ankle on the side of a mountain

²⁷⁾ cuddling for warmth

²⁸⁾ thin hospital blankets

²⁹⁾ broken glass

³⁰⁾ a knife pressed against a throat

did my dance on your lap pique your interest?

you look good on top of me.

i could take it off for you.

get in my bed.

i need a little less talk and a lot more touch.

i just want your hands on me at all times.

you only listen when i'm undressed.

funny how you think that i don't notice it.

you're acting like we're friends.

i know what you are.

you're trying so hard.

take home whoever walks in.

just keep your eyes off him.

some fights, you're never going to win.

i'll be nice... up until i'm not.

i'm telling you, you haven't seen the 1AM side of me.

i'm two drinks in.

my cold heart is finally melting.

i think it might be helping.

i'm not that versatile.

i keep coming back.

shut it down.

fuck me good.

fuck me up.

i just want you more.

life feels worse, but good with you in it.

i work so much.

fuck it, i need a minute.

i still think about that night in boston.

i'm supposed to be an adult.

i've got some blood on my hands.

where'd it go?

i was so prepared to fight a war on your side.

i know it fucks you up so hard.

you know me.

get a grip.

i'm sick of you calling.

hey there.

i never used to be this person.

take "amazing" out of our sex.

just being honest.

i'm really trying to be good. i promise.

that's why i'm here with my hands on my chest and my knees on the carpet.

take the pleasure out of my pain.

did my purple lace bra get your attention?

the look in your eye made me question.

would you hear me more if i whispered in your ear?

take mine off me.

where'd you put those keys?

we can share one seat.

don't make me choose.

i think you know what this is.

you don't wanna waste my time.

i know you're intelligent.

"i'm not mad" means "you're in trouble."

you should know me better.

i need some space.

now i'm pissed.

stop acting like you're tough, and let your guard down.

you don't wanna know me.

i don't trust you. not at all.

you're so composed. it's insufferable.

nothing could make me miss it.

it's okay. i'm okay.

you can have him anyway.

i'm only sleeping at your house six times in one week because it's convenient.

your clothes fit me.

i am not in love.

why would you think that?

you should know in advance, i'm wasted.

you know i don't mean it, right?

i say i will, and never follow through.

if i cut you off, it just means i care.

it's not what i want. it's just all i know.

i like you the most.

who would have thought we'd get here with our history?

i tried to be what he thought i was. i wasn't.

i can't go.

don't ever let me go.

you don't need to tell me you love me.

we could do it in my room all day.

i want to kiss you when i hate you, and then leave.

stay for the night.

i might as well lose it anyway.

where does the time go?

all i ever knew was guilt.

[ lean ] sender rests their head on receiver's shoulder

[ shop ] sender and receiver go to the grocery store together

[ brush ] sender brushes receiver's hair

[ tie ] sender helps receiver with their tie, either by putting it on or adjusting it

[ necklace ] sender helps receiver with the clasp of their necklace from behind

[ zip up ] sender assists receiver with zipping up a piece of clothing

[ unzip ] sender assists receiver with unzipping a piece of clothing

[ shoelaces ] sender bends down to tie receiver's shoelaces

[ swipe ] sender notices a smudge of something on receiver's face and gently wipes it off

[ braid ] sender braids receiver's hair

[ jacket ] sender takes their jacket off and hangs it on receiver's shoulders

[ puddle ] sender hurries to stop receiver from stepping into a puddle

[ drinks ] sender brings receiver a drink from a bar/their kitchen

[ feed ] sender feeds receiver's pet/s for them

[ cook ] sender and receiver cook a meal together

[ feed ] sender allows receiver to try a bite of their dish, holding their fork out for receiver to taste

[ teach ] sender, an expert at something, takes time to teach receiver how it works and how they can get better at it, too

[ readjust ] sender comes up behind receiver and readjusts their stance (maybe holding a gun, holding a golf club, aiming for something, etc.) to help them

[ makeup ] sender fixes receiver's makeup for them

[ bathroom ] sender and receiver go to a public restroom together and have a normal conversation in between the stalls

[ aloud ] sender reads aloud to receiver

[ refill ] sender refills receiver's glass without asking

[ massage ] sender notices receiver looks tense, steps up behind them, and massages their shoulders

[ listen ] sender listens to receiver explain something they're passionate about

[ silence ] sender and receiver comfortably exist in silence together, both of them working or reading or focusing on something different

[ food ] sender brings food over to receiver's house

[ hum ] sender hums along to a song receiver is singing

[ see ] sender sees something that reminds them of receiver and texts them a picture of it

[ admire ] sender stares at receiver across a room, silently admiring and appreciating them from afar

[ win ] sender lets receiver beat them in a game

[ puzzle ] sender helps receiver solve/put together a puzzle

[ carry ] after receiver falls asleep in an inconvenient place, sender carries them to a bed and tucks them in

[ kneel ] sender finds receiver sick in the bathroom ("tossing their cookies"), and kneels beside them, holding their hair back and cleaning their face

[ clean ] sender helps bathe receiver

[ wash ] sender helps receiver wash their hair

a selection of lines from the various companions' banter quotes (not cut scene dialogues!) from baldur's gate 3. these are generally spoiler free and non context specific so they can apply to different settings and dynamics! feel free to change names and the like to customize the prompts.

“Death can't have me. Not yet…”

“Calm yourself. There is plenty of me to go around.”

“Realmspace is vast. Countless worlds to be mapped, kingdoms to be conquered.”

“I have missed this. The adventure. The danger. The kicking of butts!

“Let me guess - you need something.”

“Such attention.. I never realised I was so popular.”

“Let's cook with fire, baby.”

“Do you intend to vocalise every thought?. Or just the most obvious ones?”

“Wherever we go, ye gods let there be something green.”

“Careful, or I will take your toy away from you.”

“Watch your elders and learn.”

“Perhaps try attacking the enemy?”

“So much we don't know, lingering in the furthest reaches of existence.”

“All the world's my stage and you're just a player in it.”

“The shadows are my friend.”

“Yes, yes, have your fun. It isn't you they're trying to kill.”

“Feet planted firmly on Faerûn, please.”

“Admirable stamina, yet terrible priorities.”

“Well you certainly have the 'omnipresent' part down, don't you?”

“I am ready, whatever may come.”

“My faith protects me.”

“Need a throat slitting?”

“Death greets us all - but not today.”

“You need my expertise?”

“Can you feel death's cold grip?”

“So many stars, so many mysteries yet to be discovered.”

“Death comes quietly.”

“And I thought we were going to be friends.”

“Locked tight, but there must be some way to open it.”

“No, you can't die. Get up, damn you!

“You had my attention, now you have my fury.”

“From silence to suffering.”

“So many worlds out there. You'd need a thousand lifetimes to see them all - more.”

“I hope this is important. For your sake.”

“Let them gaze deep into their own abyss, and wonder just what it is they are trying to achieve.”

“I ought to just burn this whole thing down.”

“We have slightly more pressing matters to attend to.”

“You have still have time to surrender.”

“Every kicked buttock, another step on the path.”

“Weave save me. I can't take much more…

“You are right to fear me.”

“Let me look around. Might be something that'll help me crack this thing.”

“Incredible, to think how many worlds exist beyond this tiny speck within a speck I call home.”

“I really wish I could cast a Hold spell on you.”

“I can fawn over my face later.”

“Ready for another round?”

“Keep your blade close.”

“I can't unlock it from here, but there must be a switch or a button somewhere…”

“No, that's not moving. There must be a way to open it somewhere.”

“Battle favours the fearless.”

“Sleep with one eye open, evil. Maybe both.”

“Gotta be something around here to unlock this thing.”

“Why do beautiful people taste better?. It hardly seems fair on the ugly - they have such wonderful personalities.”

“Oh, calm down. I'm happy to see you too.”

“Just go for the Magic Missile and fire away. Never fails.”

“Still standing, no matter what you heard.”

“Enough waiting. I crave blood.”

“Hang on - I won't allow this. You aren't dead, go it?”

“GODS, it's HOT in here!”

“No rest for the wicked, I see.”

“Better to hide than fight, sometimes.”

“Would that I could hide from you, too.”

“Are you feeling lonely, perhaps?”

“There is no right or wrong, only truth.”

“Battle is afoot - you can poke me once we are safe.”

“What good all this ethereal eladrin blood if I can still get pimples?”

“I should've been a drow. They have such stylish armour.”

“I am armed! Armoured! And entirely sick of your foolishness.”

“Let's have some fun.”

“War is an old woman's game.”

“No rest, be you wicked or wise.”

“I'm getting too old for this nonsense.”

“I would poke you back, but I fear that's what you want.”

“You have my attention - now do something with it.”

“You are insistent, are you not?”

“Do what must be done.”

“Your suffering will be spectacular.”

“Lest I sit down for a rest and not rise again.”

“Better to look evil in the eye. Even if it be very small.”

“I'm not built to crouch.”

“I think I could go another round.”

“Always the same old song.”

“Is perfection too much to ask?”

“Eyes on victory, tummy on dinner.”

“So many places to be.. and I chose Baldur's Gate.”

“I'm not opening that. Not from here, at any rate.”

“What is the point, if not victory?”

“Won't last much longer like this.”

“Let's hope the locals are friendly.”

“Let us show them how it's done.”

“Weapons high. Standards higher.”

“Must everyone be so exhausting?”

“What I would not give for a chunk of fresh honeycomb…”

“Which way to the nearest library?”

“Now this is my happy place.”

“Who shall I silence?”

“Stop, or die.”

— Commission - BG3

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