astaele

how long has it been

i forgot tumblr existed

i look at my phone like a stressed buisnessman doing his first startup and using all of his savings and currently in debt and trying to repay the loans he took from the bank when ik my notifications are fucking nonexistant

motivational quotes are so boring.. quote princess celestia as she has said "so 18 pounds of cokane, 12 pounds of crake and 7 male strippers. but make sure none of them are white, i cant see the coke on them if they are" these quotes are the real quotes humanity is begging to learn

never understanding phonk because i don't understand how music at supersonic levels of sound which would blow your ears out and listening to bass boosted farts like someone is fighting for their life and having constipation on the toilet in a public restroom with "toma toma toma" or "mango mango mango" repeating in my ears with some shitty ass troll face and black vignette used in 2016 mafia edits being sexist to women is supposedly fun to listen and watch. i can tolerate brazilian funk to a level (hell i even like some of them) but phonk literally sucks ass

The most embarrassing thing you can ever do is spell a word wrong when you are in an online argument

yes i like my own comments and i'm not ashamed of it let me be famous

"oh!" "that's not..." "hope this helps!" "erm..." bitch it's 2025 speak a full sentence and stop stuttering in text or else fuck off

Every single time I'm lime "oh a new artist? nice!", check their account and BOOM! pedophilia, nsfw, proshipping, drug dealing, racism and homophobia suddenly pop in my page (please note not referring to the artists i follow)

Can people stop saying "your name!!" on pinterest like bitch use your thinking cap and tell me which one will go more popular, astaelle or Devious ball tickler. It's for the FAME because I'm a PATHETIC girl who needs ATTENTION and is STARVED without love (love part is a stretch)