look alive, sunshine.

IT

FUCKEN

WIMDY

I’m a little rascal and I crawl into plastic bags and wiggle around until I run out of air

oh my GOD i hate this site i dont need a tutorial to write a text post

It’s like a wise man once said. Tumblr, may teach you to post, but they cannot teach you to POST. That wise man? well, lets just say he’s off somewhere, sleeping while his sticks are burning

Tumblr is actually a usable website if you pretend you’re the only person on it and don’t interact with anyone elses posts or read any shit anyone tries to tell you

Another day at the crashing motorcycles into eadh other on purpose factory

wooahh dude you put your education info as hog warts? you said you work at the crusty crab? like from the show? thats pretty awesome

its pop u uncultured fuk 

I accidentally aggro’d a wild animal and it’s waiting outside my front door to kill me

Maybe love is real

Child! Lmaoo those posts

Can I help you

lol I just thought your posts were funny