bingo bongo

I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can see why.

I forgot vets existed for a moment and that comment made me wonder what Cryptid had gotten a doctorate and was performing surgery.

I cannot believe I get to see this video again 

i’m the first comedian to tell raunchy jokes

remember the Smells Like Ass gif

Pics that make you let out a gutteral sound of disgust

“please, daddy, i want some more”

not only do i want this post deleted, but i want the entire channel of NBC deleted right this minute

This is the opposite of that one video where a guy walks towards a group of cats wearing a cat mask only for all of them to run away from him.

that vibrato

SHE SOUND SO GOOD!!!!!

I want my husband to have this accent

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

Little louder for the fuck boy in the back.