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shit fart out my own ass .

all the diarrhea in the world coursing through my veins

the poopiest

i was a little bit constipated this morning but ive been doing some kegals lately so i was able to actually get it out. such a nice change of pace from all the diarrhea sharts ive been having

what is up my little tumblypoos

i also had a sort of custardy yet sharty doo doo at work earlier. thank god the bathrooms are VERY far away or else i would probably get fired again!

not long after the time changed last night i expelled a MASSIVE amount of diarrhea, the expulsion lasted hours. something tells me these are connected

some half and half i had expired early and right now im currently pissing out of my hole about it. this is DEFINITELY an attack from urination. i must plot my revenge

pooping rn ❤️ its pretty solid but there’s definitely some lose nuggets getting a little too cozy up in my hole. come out and see the world my tiny friends!

got fired for pooping to hard. KILL ALL CAPITALISTS #FUCKSMALLBUSINESSES #DOODOO

farty as fuck !