"Give me frogs, flies, locusts, anything but this! Compared to you, the other plagues were a joy!"

"I'm sorry, it was an accident."

"You are a catastrophe! Why do I put up with you?"

"Have you no respect for the dead?"

"Where did you get this?"

"My whole life I've never found anything. [name], tell me I've found something."

"it's all fairy tales and hokum."

"Two questions. Who the hell is [name]? And is he rich?"

"You lied to me!"

"I lie to everybody, what makes you so special?"

"How do we know that's not a load of pig swallow?"

"What did you find? What did you see?"

"Any last requests, pig?"

"Personally, I think he's filthy, rude and a complete scoundrel. I don't like him one bit."

"Smashing day for the start of an adventure, eh, [name]?"

"Yes, yes, you're right, filthy, rude, a complete scoundrel, nothing to like there at all."

"What are you doing here?"

"I've come to protect my investment, thank you very much."

"I only gamble with my life, never my money."

"What makes you so confident?"

"Sorry, didn't mean to scare ya."

"The only thing that scares me, [name], are your manners."

"Still angry that I kissed ya, huh?"

"Did I miss something? Are we going into battle?"

"The last time I was at that place everybody I was with died."

"Why if it ain't my little buddy, [name]. I outta kill you."

"You never were any good with the ladies, [name]."

"You always did have more balls than brains."

"[Name]! I am going to kill you for this!"

"All night you snored!"

"Ah, begging your pardon, but shouldn't we be going?"

"That thing gives me the creeps."

"Do you realize we are standing inside a room that no one has entered in over four thousand years?"

"That is a neat trick."

"Ten to one, [name], your odds are no-so-good."

"Let's be nice, children. If we're going to play together, we must learn to share."

"Whoever's in here, sure wasn't getting out."

"Maybe this place really is cursed."

"Don't believe in curses, huh?"

"I believe if I can see it and I can touch it, then it's real. That's what I believe."

"Going somewhere?"

"Leave this place! Leave this place or die!"

"I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure hunter, or a gunfighter, [name], but I'm proud of what I am."

"No!!! You must not read from the book!"

"What have we done?"

"Oh, [name]. Thank goodness. I was just starting to get scared. I've lost everyone."

"There's gotta be a switch or something around here someplace."

"Run, you sons of bitches, run!"

"There you are! Will you quit playing hide-and-seek?! Let's get out of here!"

"Did you see that? It was walking. It was walking!"

"I told you, leave or die. You refused."

"What am I to you? A contract?"

"You can either tag along with me or you can stay here and try and save the world."

"We are in serious trouble."

"What is he doing here?"

"Do you really want to know, or would you prefer to just shoot us?"

"Yes, that is very romantic, but what has it got to do with me?"

"This may just give us the time we need to kill the creature."

"This door doesn't open. No one gets. out. Right?"

"Lemme guess. Spring cleaning?"

"What's in it for you, huh?"

"So it has begun, the beginning of the end."

"You better think of something fast, because if he turns me into a [thing], you're the first one I'm coming after."

"Take my hand, and I will spare your friends."

"I'll be seeing you again."

"Hey! get your ugly face off of her!"

"You're gonna get yours, [name]! You hear me?! You're gonna get yours!"

"Live today, fight tomorrow."

"See that? I've never seen one so big."

"Stop it! You'll kill them!"

"Nasty little vermin such as yourself always get their comeuppance."

"Do something! Do something! Not that! Not that!"

"Damn. These guys just don't quit, do they?"

"With your death, [name] shall live. And I shall be invincible!"

Send Lore Drop! And I will talk about lore or a head canon regarding my muse.

a kiss on the top of the head.

a kiss to hair.

a kiss on the forehead.

a kiss on the space between eyebrows.

a kiss on the temple.

a kiss on the cheek.

a kiss on the eyelid or the undereye.

a kiss on the nose

a kiss on the ear.

a kiss on that space where jaw connects.

a kiss on the corner of the mouth.

a kiss on the cupid’s bow.

a kiss on the lips.

a kiss on the chin.

a kiss on the jawline.

a kiss on the back of the neck.

a kiss on the underside of the jaw.

a kiss on the throat.

a kiss on the side of the neck.

a kiss on where the back of the neck turns to shoulder.

a kiss above the collarbone.

a kiss along the collarbone.

a kiss on the space between collarbones.

a kiss on the shoulder.

a kiss on the bicep.

a kiss on the forearm.

a kiss on the elbow.

a kiss on the outside of the wrist.

a kiss on the inside of the wrist.

a kiss on the back of the hand.

a kiss on the palm.

a kiss on a finger.  ( which one? )

a kiss on the side of the ribs.

a kiss on the shoulder blade.

a kiss on the space between shoulder blades.

a kiss along the curve of the spine.

a kiss on the upper back.

a kiss on the lower back.

a kiss on the sternum.

a kiss on a pec / breast.

a kiss under the breast.

a kiss on where the sternum ends.

a kiss on the stomach.

a kiss on the navel.

a kiss on the hipbone.

a kiss on the ‘v’.

a kiss on the front of the thigh.

a kiss on the back of the thigh.

a kiss on the inner thigh.

a kiss on the knee.

a kiss on the calf.

a kiss on the ankle.

a kiss on the heel.

a kiss on the foot.

a kiss on a toe.

a kiss on an nsfw body part not listed here.  ( where? )

⋆｡‧˚ʚ💋ɞ˚‧｡⋆  𝐭𝐢𝐬  𝐭𝐡𝐞  𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐧  𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧

𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬  -  send  ‘reverse’  for  the  sender  and  receiver  to  swap.  adjust  wording  as  needed!

[  sweater  ]  sender  pulls  their  christmas  sweater  over  receiver’s  head,  laughing  when  it  almost  gets  stuck

[  mittens  ]  sender  slides  their  hand  into  receiver’s  mitten  while  walking  outside,  fingers  lacing  together  for  warmth

[  scarf  ]  sender  wraps  receiver’s  scarf  tighter  and  tucks  the  loose  ends  under  their  coat  without  asking

[  cocoa  ]  sender  leans  in  to  kiss  receiver’s  cheek,  leaving  a  faint  cocoa-sweet  smile  behind

[  star  ]  sender  lifts  receiver  by  the  waist  so  they  can  place  the  star  on  top  of  the  tree

[  tree  lights  ]  sender  turns  off  every  other  light  so  only  the  christmas  tree  glows  while  they  sit  together

[  cookie  ]  sender  sneaks  a  cookie  from  the  cooling  rack  and  offers  half  to  receiver

[  snowflake  ]  sender  laughs  as  receiver  tries  to  catch  snowflakes  on  their  tongue

[  fireplace  ]  sender  pulls  receiver  closer  while  they  sit  in  front  of  the  fire

[  stocking  ]  sender  stuffs  a  small  surprise  into  receiver’s  stocking  when  they  think  no  one’s  looking

[  gift  wrap  ]  sender  accidentally  tapes  the  scissors  into  the  wrapping  paper

[  snow  ]  sender  brushes  melting  snow  from  receiver’s  hair  and  presses  their  forehead  there  instead

[  movie  marathon  ]  sender  insists  on  “just  one  more”  christmas  movie,  even  though  they’re  already  half  asleep

[  nap  ]  sender  and  receiver  fall  asleep  on  the  couch  with  the  tree  still  glowing  softly

[  morning  frost  ]  sender  watches  receiver  breathe  in  the  cold  air,  cheeks  pink,  hands  tucked  into  sleeves

[  wish  whisper  ]  sender  whispers  their  christmas  wish  into  receiver’s  ear  instead  of  saying  it  out  loud  (feel  free  to  specify  the  wish  or  leave  it  up  to  the  receiver!)

[  mug  ]  sender  trades  their  mug  with  receiver  because  “yours  always  tastes  better”

[  sleepy  carols  ]  sender  hums  christmas  songs  while  receiver  dozes  against  their  shoulder

[  cold  nose  kiss  ]  sender  presses  a  quick  kiss  to  receiver’s  cold  nose

[  first  snow  ]  sender  makes  receiver  stop  just  to  look  at  how  pretty  everything  is  together

[  blanket  ]  sender  pulls  the  blanket  higher  and  tucks  receiver  closer,  pretending  it’s  “for  warmth”

[  reflection  ]  sender  watches  christmas  lights  reflect  in  receiver’s  eyes  and  forgets  what  they  were  saying

[  midnight  ]  sender  and  receiver  sit  together  long  after  everyone  else  has  gone  to  bed,  just  existing

𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐮𝐞

❝  you  feel  like  christmas  to  me.  ❞

❝  come  sit  closer,  it’s  colder  than  it  looks.  ❞

❝  stay  under  the  lights  with  me  a  little  longer.  ❞

❝  i  don’t  need  anything  else.  you’re  enough.  ❞

❝  i  like  this  part  —  when  everything’s  quiet.  ❞

❝  you’re  my  favorite  tradition.  ❞

❝  i’d  choose  you  over  every  gift.  ❞

❝  being  here  with  you  makes  the  cold  worth  it.  ❞

❝  don’t  move.  this  is  perfect  right  now.  ❞

❝  i  love  seeing  you  like  this  —  happy.  ❞

❝  i  want  every  winter  to  look  like  this.  ❞

❝  you  make  even  the  ordinary  feel  magical.  ❞

❝  let’s  stay  like  this  until  the  lights  turn  off.  ❞

❝  i  didn’t  know  i  could  feel  this  warm  in  december.  ❞

❝  promise  we’ll  do  this  every  year.  ❞

❝  you’re  my  favorite  thing  about  the  holidays.  ❞

❝  come  here.  you’re  freezing.  ❞

❝  this  feels  like  a  memory  i’ll  keep  forever.  ❞

❝  i  don’t  care  where  we  are  —  as  long  as  it’s  together.  ❞

𝐶𝑙𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔:

🎀 - To fix my muse's neck accessory (tie, bow, collar, etc...).

👚 - Fix the buttons on my muse's shirt.

👗 - Smooth out my muse's dress/skirt.

🧣 - Lower or adjust my muse's scarf.

🎩 - Adjust my muse's hat.

👓 - Push up or steal my muse's glasses.

🧥 - Zip/unzip my muse's outer.

👟 - Tie my muse's shoes for them.

👜 - Carry my muse's bag or belongings for them.

💍 - Adjust my muse's jewelry (necklace, earrings, bracelet, ring, etc.)

👙 - Tie up my muse's bathing suit for them.

🎒 - Zip up my muse's bag before anything falls out.

👖 - Fix the pockets of my muse's pants.

🍯 - Point out a stain on my muse's clothes.

🧩 - Put a piece of clothing onto my muse (specify what).

𝐵𝑜𝑑𝑦:

💄 - Put makeup on my muse.

🤝 - Hold my muse's hand.

🤲 - Cup my muse's face/cheeks.

🤚 - Feel over one of my muse's scars.

💪 - Touch my muse's arm.

👃 - Poke my muse's nose.

💋 - Kiss my muse (specify where).

🤕 - Dress a wound on my muse.

👐 - Massage my muse's shoulders.

👀 - Stare into my muse's eyes.

🦵 - Feel over my muse's leg.

🖐 - Play/twiddle with my muse's hand.

👩 - Brush/play with my muse's hair.

🤗 - Give my muse a hug.

She's like living for the apple picking.

Sort of a sexually charged theater kid energy.

Cartoon Snow White could never.

She's a theater girly therefore she has to be annoying.

Girl, that's breaking and entering.

This song is so fucking annoying.

My family has a long history of being harassed by bridge trolls.

I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

I know she's a nepotism baby, I just don't know how.

That's suspicious.

When is this movie going to die?

Turns out they're just a byproduct of the queen's ineptitude.

______ is as pretentious as he is hideous.

I finally decided which one of these fucks I'd smash to death first if I met them in the forest.

If you're magic how do you even not know how to clean?

It sucks, it sucks, it sucks.

That's why you can see her wig.

It's a high stakes fight to the death.

I'm going to do a plan.

Why couldn't you use just real poison?

Real poison is more effective than this magic poison.

I don't understand this plan. I don't understand this plan.

This is all paint by numbers at this point, isn't it?

No offense to this random old bitch, but she does not look like the kind of person who knows what it takes to survive a long walk.

I still don't know why she had to do it herself.

It's not jarring or scary at all.

Thanks lady.

It's a lot. I don't like it.

Does anyone know what country we're in right now?

What is wrong with me these days?

Don't answer that, or maybe do.

Oh shit, they're really going to execute her in front of the whole crowd.

You can tell they invented this out of thin air and nothing.

I thought you were all knowing.

But whatever, get your life queen.

Ella gives Bridget a side hug. Her way of reassuring the other. "I always have fun when I'm with you." Besides, she didn't feel the need to mingle with all those royals. Many of them were stuck up and made fun of Ella for her raggedy clothes.

Obviously he doesn’t believe the fib; she’s just swapping out one sibling for another, siblings who don’t even remotely resemble each other to account for the temporary plea of confusion. Not to mention Crumbelina still has the evidence on her chin, which Felix takes the opportunity to reach out and swipe off with his thumb.

When Felix wipes the icing off her chin that she hadn't even noticed was there, she knows the jig is up. Evidence she hadn't known to get rid of had given her away. Drat. She'll have to up her game next time.

Felix must have forgotten that Crumbelina had once lived under the tyrannical thumb of King Candy who often hoarded all the sweets for himself. Or, at least, the good sweets.

Kyle’s spine stiffens, shuddering at the touch of Double Trouble’s tail. He tried to do the right thing after leaving the Horde, joining up with the rebellion, fighting against Hordak and the rest of them, so why was the universe still so intent on punishing him?

He almost debated on just letting Double Trouble bite him, either to call their bluff or to just get them off his back, but there were too many ways that would go badly for him. Knowing his luck, their bite was probably venomous.

Double Trouble nearly purrs in amusement. Every little movement of Kyle's was rather adorable. How he was clearly trying to stand up for himself against them. Really, remarkable growth if Double did say so himself.

"But where would be the fun in that?" they question. "We are friends after all and I do so enjoy spending time with my friends." Even if they really weren't the best friend to anyone that came across. What? It wasn't their fault after all. They'd grown up in isolation, so social skills were lacking.

Oh, wonderful, she had noticed his handiwork! Mordred was so worried that his little trick of light and color would go unnoticed, by Ella or her sisters - pardon, step-sisters - and his little trick would amount to nothing.

“Quite the predicament, isn’t it?” Fingers wiggle, sparkling green tendrils looping around his appendages. Running with the likes of Uliana, Maleficent, and Hades, Mordred didn’t often get to flaunt his own magical prowess. Fey magic was viewed differently in the kingdom. It wasn’t outlawed outright, but non-wand magic was kept under closer scrutiny by Professor Merlin, meaning Mordred rarely got to have any fun of his own.

Ella was the observant type, of course she had noticed. She had to be observant in order to keep her step-mother's house in tip top shape and avoid any punishment that may be headed her way.

Her lips thin in annoyance. Couldn't Mordred have his fun at someone else's expense? Yeah, she didn't mind if he picked on her step-sisters...as long as it didn't result in more work for her later.

Chad can’t help but wince when Evie mentioned Dizzy; unlike his little sister, he wasn’t exactly eager to establish any sort of relationship with the Tremaine side of the family. Sure, Dizzy was probably innocent enough, but he knew how Aunt Drizella, Aunt Anastasia, and his step-grandmother had treated his mother all those years ago. His mom may have been willing to forgive and forget (though notably, she didn’t exactly protest when her stepmother and stepsisters were sent to an island of garbage), but Chad was more of a resent and remember type of guy.

At least where his family was involved.

If Chad was going to dig his heels in on not seeing Dizzy, well, then there was little she could do. If he didn't want expert help in the hair area, that was on him. Evie could help for sure, but her experience definitely wasn't as vast. Though, she did have to learn to make do with what she had when she and her mother were hidden away from certain other villains on the island.

Their first impression of your muse:

Current impression:   

Are they attracted to your muse?:  

Something they find frightening about your muse:

Something they find adorable about your muse:  

Would my muse sacrifice themselves for yours?:  

Would my muse go on a date with yours?  platonic/romantic:  

One word my muse would use to describe yours:  

Would my muse slap yours if they could?: