spook

is everyone having fun with their nicotine addictions and 14 hour daily screen times

what if i sucked you off while you were playing league 🥺👉👈 and i only let you cum once you won 🥺👉👈 but you were just on a losing streak all night and getting increasingly agitated while my jaw gets more and more sore and it's awkward and you start to lose the ability to stay hard while raging abt your jungler and i eventually decide to go home but after i leave i realize i don't have a car and i accidentally left my phone at your place so i can't call an uber so i just sit on the curb contemplating my life choices that led me to this moment. it's my fault for being attracted to a league player, i think

This is the reason why I dislike league of legends players

Hey.. I went grocery shopping.. Instructions were unclear and I got a friend instead.. Thought you'd like to see him

Were they going to be used as groceries???

c-choccy kitties?

are you a woman?

compost makes a good snack for humans, and good waste makes a good snack for worms :)