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Micheal x Female!Reader

Not gonna lie, you two would probably meet up in a bar because Michael is a sad and angry man who drinks his life away. Maybe you’re working there, maybe you just came there to have a drink with you friends. When he catches your eyes, it would be like love at first sight (Micheal would believe in that, he acts like he lives in the 70s).

Micheal would be the first to approach you, he would ask for your name and your phone number. He’d flirt with you like no tomorrow. That’s where you guys hit it off.

All of his attention would be focused on you. He caters to you. He will steal for you, kill for you, do whatever you want for you. You are gonna be so spoiled with him.

Micheal is usually not a sweet guy in bed unless you ask him to be. The first few times would be sweet and loving, after that he is taking a left turn to the hard dom section of bdsm. He would be really sweet to you during aftercare.

Pet names 👏 pet names 👏 pet names 👏 So many pet names.

He would definitely be old fashioned with the dating stuff. He would take you out on coffee dates, go to the movies, go on dinner dates, or just stay at home and order pizza while cuddling on the couch.

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Steve x reader canons! 💅😌

Steve will treat you right. You are his baby, his prince or his princess, his king and queen. He will simp over you like no tomorrow and make you feel so special.

VERY loyal. He won’t cheat on you, and if you catch him staring at other people he will slap himself for you, he would feel so bad for looking at others.

He would shower you with gifts. Anything you want? You got it! You see something you like? It would be yours in seconds. If Steve was out and he saw something that reminded him of you, he would get it, even if it’s something small like a plushie or your favorite candy.

Steve will say that he isn’t over protective, but everytime you go out in public without him, his bodyguards would be there. “Just in case!” He would say, even if you could defend yourself.

You would feel so pretty, so handsome, so wonderful due to all of his kind words. Steve would not ONLY shower you with gifts, BUT he would also bath you in affection. He will make you love yourself.

Mr. Leisure Wear would convince you to work out and eat healthy, especially if you’re unhealthy. You would be in a better place under his care.

DEFINITELY a sugar daddy, if you couldn’t tell. Spoils you rotten and he loves it. You will have him wrapped around his finger.

Oooooo! This one will be a challenge but I’m all for it.

Ron/Trevor/Michael love triangle headcanons

Ron simps for Trevor, Trevor is in love with Michael, and Michael has a wife. I’m just gonna state that first thing.

Ron would listen to Trevor talk about Michael all the time, it sickens him with jealousy and envy but he doesn’t say anything because he loves him.

Trevor takes any chance he can to go see Michael. He hangs out with him almost nonstop and it gets on Michael’s nerves because he wants time to himself or with his wife and kids.

Ron would go a little bit crazy with no one to talk to about Trevor, so he would go to the strip club and talk to Wade. (Wade would be delighted to see him again).

Michael knows that Trevor is in love with him, Trevor has stated that multiple times, but Michael is staying true to his wife. There was a point in his life where he was into Trevor, before Amanda and the kids, they had their fun, but Michael has grown up. He’s not going to cheat on his wife with his friend. Michael has told Trevor this, but Trevor seems to think that he can rekindle the fire.

Ron would be more prone to have an angry outburst when Trevor says he’s leaving. Ron would talk back to him and Trevor would be mad at first, figuring that he caught Ron in a pissy mood and he just needs some time to himself, but after awhile of it happening he would just get confused. He wouldn’t fight back or talk back or anything, he would just get this confused, “what the fuck is wrong with you” look on his face and walk out.

Ron would never tell Trevor in the end. He wouldn’t leave, he wouldn’t try to win him over, he would just stay put.

Michael would often call Ron to keep Trevor away from him. Ron would do his best because although he doesn’t like the guy, he understands that Trevor can be a little much.

Omg. Yes! I love their dynamic.

Trevor is attached to Ron a little too much, more than he would like to admit. Like, he will never outright say that he likes him, but he will do little things that he wouldn’t really do for anybody else.

Trevor likes to make fun of Ron and all, but if you dare put your hands on Ron he will come unglued. That is HIS chew toy.

Ron has probably installed some tracker on Trevor, whether it’s on his phone or somewhere in his body, so that whenever Trevor goes out without telling him and doesn’t come back for a few days, he can go and find him. Just to make sure he isn’t dead.

Trevor lets Ron ramble to him when he’s in a good mood. He honestly finds it entertaining to hear his paranoid little friend talk nonsense about the government. Trevor is surprisingly a good listener.

Following up from the last one, Ron would also listen to Trevor talk about the good old days with his old crew and how Micheal did this, Bradley did that, and how Lester did this other thing. Ron would ask plenty of questions and often times Trevor is eager to answer.

Ron likes being a good boy for Trevor. Yup. That’s all

You got it! I’m surprised I haven’t done those two yet.

Steve/Devin (Sevin) Ship Headcanons!

Steve and Devin would have some troubles coming out to each other and telling the other about their feelings due to the public and internalized homophobia. They would send little hints about their romantic and sexual feelings. They finally, FINALLY talked about it when Steve woke up in Devin’s bed after they had more than couple drinks the previous night.

Their relationship would honestly be pretty healthy, they are super lovey dovey and affectionate with each other, they’re there for each other when the other needs it.

They are a power couple and a tag team. When Steve is there Devin is usually there with him, and vise versa. They work together to make your life a living nightmare and hold hands and laugh while the world around them is burning.

The pair would rarely get into fights, but when they do, they are long and hard to manage. Steve can be stubborn and tricky to work with and so is Devin. They fight because both of them put their foot down on something and won’t step off, getting frustrated due to the other not backing down or giving up. They would leave each other for a couple of days to have some alone time and then come back to apologize and make up sex.

To add on to the affection part, they would be extremely open with it. They would gross others out with it too, for example like Steve sitting on his lap, and then laughing at all the weird grossed out noises people make. When they’re together, it’s like the rest of the world doesn’t matter. #CoupleGoals❤️

You best believe they would have really kinky sex. Neither are satisfied easily, and neither have a problem with exploring new things, so they like to mix it up to keep things ✨spicy✨. They will try everything, at least once.

Though Steve is well off when it comes to money, Devin still enjoys spoiling him. Holidays, birthdays, any special occasions come with a big extravagant date, tons of gifts, and sometimes more love than one could handle. But when Steve asks if they can just stay home, Netflix n chill, Devin is surprisingly understanding.

They are often only nice to each other. They will playfully insult each other and be fine, but anyone else receives real insults.

They don’t need words to communicate. Looks, body language, even tones of voice are easily noticed between the two since they’re usually only paying attention to each other.

Here is my list (not in order)

Michael and Trevor

Michael and Lester

Michael and Dave

Michael and Franklin

Trevor and Wade

Trevor and Ron

Ron and Wade

Trevor and Franklin

Trevor and Lamar

Franklin and Lamar

Franklin and Wade

Dave and Trevor

Dave and Steve

Dave and Devin

Steve and Devin

Steve and Michael

Trevor and Steve

Trevor, Ron, and Wade

Franklin, Lamar, and Trevor

Franklin, Micheal, and Trevor

Steve, Dave, and Devin

My man isn’t as crazy as I’ve made him last time.

(Trust me)

He still has an ex-wife and kid, the little man (who isn’t so little) visits him from time to time.

Dave has a younger sibling, idk, he gives me older brother vibes.

He is totally the dad friend.

Davey still has plenty of cats

My man eats Dino nuggets every now and then.

He eats them for the taste and not for the shape.

Dave isn’t shy, just reserved. He just doesn’t like talking to people like any other introvert.

He absolutely hates it when you call him “David”.

Dave isn’t the greatest at fashion

Hence why he wears two different shades of brown for his suit.

He doesn’t care what anyone else thinks, not to the point where it’s cringy though.

Yeah, he still smokes. It all started from stress.

Dave is evil, he’ll tell someone to go fuck themselves and watch as the bullshit unravels

I have decided to continue all of the headcanons for the gta v characters, and that includes a good old redo on some of them (I’m looking at the Dave one. Honestly, had no idea what I was thinking), now that I have a more sensible mind.

I was going to rewrite and/or continue my Not Safe at Work series on ao3, but there is no continuing or rewriting that beautiful monstrosity. Perhaps I’ll make another work of art that isn’t that.

I do appreciate all of the likes, comments, new followers, and kudos. Feel free to make any suggestions you’d like to see and I’m always accepting criticism.

Lester! Mah man

Lester Dating headcanons.

You and Lester would most likely meet online. You two probably wouldn't get close for awhile.

He would be closed off at first, not giving you that much attention and not getting too close in case it was some sort of joke.

You would have to make the first move, unless you wanted to wait forever before he asked you out.

When the two of you FINALLY a start going out, he would show up with gifts, money, and shower you with plenty of gifts. He’s basically your sugar daddy.

He is the pleasing type, that includes when you guys are in bed too.

He wouldn’t mind cuddling or affection, as long as it isn’t in public.

Lester would rarely call you by any pet names.

If he did, it would most likely sprout from a joke and end up sticking.

Somebody dares touches you, he’ll hire somebody assassinate them

A beach day with the gaaaaang

On the ride to the beach, Wade would definitely ask them "Are we there yet?" A lot.

Trevor would've killed Wade, then killed Michael for yelling at Trevor, if it weren't for Franklin getting between them.

Once they got there, they would find a spot to settle down in and disburse.

Ron would be begging Wade to put sunscreen on, but he would refuse. Eventually, Ron convinced him to put it on, which was good.

Michael would be laying in the sand, with his shirt off, trying to get a tan.

Then Trevor walks up to greet him with a bucket of salt water.

Michael yelled at him, Trevor just laughed at him.

Franklin walked around the beach bare chested, big mistake. Girls kept approaching him left and right, hitting and touching him and whatnot.

My boy just wanted some ice cream.

Ron supervised Wade as he splashed around in the water and made sand castles.

Wade wanted Ron to help with the sandcastle, not wanting him to be left out on all the fun.

Ron politely declined, saying that he was just there to watch and enjoy the sun.

Eventually Franklin got his ice cream.

Wooooo boy. It's been awhile since I've done this.

Time to get back to these asks. :)

Chef dating headcanons

Not even gonna lie, I could so see Chef as a malewife.

I mean, Chef will cook and clean for you.

He could be cooking up something and you could come up behind him and wrap your arms around him (even if you're shorter than him), and he'd turn his head to giggle and smile at you before he'd go back to cooking.

Chef would play some instrument (probably an acoustic guitar) and sing and play your favorite song.

He's probably the most average man to date.

Chef would so simp for you and everything you do, he would go on rants about how perfect you are.

He would definitely rant to his friends about you.

He loves giving (and sometimes getting) forehead kisses.

It's me. Hi. :)

I will be available for realistic head canons. Ya know, ones that are actually reasonable (*cough cough* Dave-). I will redo some of them as I see fit.