Prepare for your examination...

As I have said earlier ..

Nothing too serious ..

I just needed to take my revenge

Boyfriend? I’m afraid you’ll have to be more specific.

Mon ami, I am an international, professional killer. My job has certain parts that require a more refined form of stealth. A bit more …seductive, so to speak. This applies to men just as much as it does to women.

Mymy, feeling a bit agitated, aren’t we, Mr. Mundy?

I know it must be difficult for you to understand this, considering that lump of soil you call a brain, so allow me to explain it in a manner even you can understand:

Head-Spy? Oh, the decapitated head I kept in my fridge! Haha, yes …ah, that seems like ages ago, doesn’t it? Well, to be honest, I don’t re..——-SECURITY BREACH! INTRUDER IN THE BASE!——-

… Oh, that episode. Yes, that was unusual in some way, but it didn’t really do much damage in my case, just a minor irritation.Sorry to hear about the state of both your laptop and your lab. I don’t know how much was damaged, but from your words, I can guess it wasn’t a pleasing sight to behold.

I’ve had some ideas for experiments that I would like to try. Unfortunately, that would require some new …volunteers..

Snipers voice, echoing from the hallway: IF THAT’S THAT WANKER JEFF AGAIN, YOU TELL HIM HE CAN TAKE HIS BLOODY SPINNER AND SHOVE IT UP HIS ARSE!

First, I should probably make sure that the team is in a somewhat decent state. My last “method” wasn’t probably good in the long run.