I push buttons and the Glowing window makes words!

We are doing our best, but it is a very big place.

Saliva of the creature it came from and club soda. Also pepperoni pizza left in the kitchen. By an open window. Unattended.

Strange, something about this seems suspicious.

Nope! Nothing suspicious here. Only us pepperonis.

Riiiiiight

Look, you want the blood gone, I want pizza. It cant be that hard to understand. Za-Lord Harry gets it.

Why did you have to dance around instead of just offering the exchange?!

We fae work in mysterious ways. Now call the pizza man.

Don’t be so bossy.

First I’m not direct enough, then I’m too direct. Za-Lord is right. Women are fickle.

There’s direct and there’s bossy. What kind of pizza do you want? I kind of like this couch.

Big with lots of pepperoni. Please.

Saliva of the creature it came from and club soda. Also pepperoni pizza left in the kitchen. By an open window. Unattended.

Strange, something about this seems suspicious.

Nope! Nothing suspicious here. Only us pepperonis.

Riiiiiight

Look, you want the blood gone, I want pizza. It cant be that hard to understand. Za-Lord Harry gets it.

Why did you have to dance around instead of just offering the exchange?!

We fae work in mysterious ways. Now call the pizza man.

Don’t be so bossy.

First I'm not direct enough, then I'm too direct. Za-Lord is right. Women are fickle.

Saliva of the creature it came from and club soda. Also pepperoni pizza left in the kitchen. By an open window. Unattended.

Strange, something about this seems suspicious.

Nope! Nothing suspicious here. Only us pepperonis.

Riiiiiight

Look, you want the blood gone, I want pizza. It cant be that hard to understand. Za-Lord Harry gets it.

Why did you have to dance around instead of just offering the exchange?!

We fae work in mysterious ways. Now call the pizza man.

Saliva of the creature it came from and club soda. Also pepperoni pizza left in the kitchen. By an open window. Unattended.

Strange, something about this seems suspicious.

Nope! Nothing suspicious here. Only us pepperonis.

Riiiiiight

Look, you want the blood gone, I want pizza. It cant be that hard to understand. Za-Lord Harry gets it.

Saliva of the creature it came from and club soda. Also pepperoni pizza left in the kitchen. By an open window. Unattended.

Strange, something about this seems suspicious.

Nope! Nothing suspicious here. Only us pepperonis.

Saliva of the creature it came from and club soda. Also pepperoni pizza left in the kitchen. By an open window. Unattended.

Any Dresden Files blogs out there? I would love you forever.

Afternoon.

Heyo.

Hi!

Greetings, mortal.

Yes, hello. Here I am.

Yo, how’s it going

Do I count?

We got a whole crew here

Somevne Called? 

Whassat?

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

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I feel like Mister and I were spotted.

Reblog if you don't mind getting asks while you're offline

There is no greater feeling then coming back to that little number above the message icon.

This seems legit.

I only accept one of these two options.

I was going to joke about it being sex but then I made myself uncomfortable thinking about how that would work.

… I could probably figure out how to make the size difference work.

LALALALALALALALALALALALA

It’s like they say, “Once you go Toot…”

I think you might suffocate if you go there.

I have Fae powers you have yet to comprehend, which may or may not have been intended for these sorts of activities.

This seems legit.

I only accept one of these two options.

I was going to joke about it being sex but then I made myself uncomfortable thinking about how that would work.

… I could probably figure out how to make the size difference work.

LALALALALALALALALALALALA

It’s like they say, “Once you go Toot…”