The Sorcerer Killer.

Grocery store I needed milk.

-ur worm

ohmygod you’re back. i thought you got eaten. what the fuck.

yeah come here it’s food time. say aahh

eh?

I sleep with a plushie of you and a plushie of the worm at night I will bawl please come home

Please don't die, stay inside instead

Eh? What’s happening?

I’m 6’2. Get climbing.

I think I’m going to have an aneurysm. What the hell are these words.

what the hell is this? what are you people saying to me? Is this funny nowadays? Explain to me how this is funny. Explain the nuance. All of your brains are mush and pathetic and I think all of you should touch grass.

give me ¥3,000 per tit and you got it.

…hah?

I don’t know who that is. One second.

What the fuck is a clih? You people too afraid to say body parts now or something?

Doesn't that bother you?

-🦐

There’s nothing I can really do about it now. I wish things could have been different, but… with her too. Hah, why am I preaching my sob story? You people don’t care. I’m a killing machine either way. Just… go back to asking your stupid questions like “do it jiggle” or whatever.

Pff, hell if I know.

Although people think you're a deadbeat, mine is probably worse than you. I'd gladly make a trade.

I know how to cook and clean if that makes you keep me.

Jesus, you sound… desperate. Your old man that bad? Sigh… yeah, sure. Just don’t make a mess, kid.

I have obtained a depressive episode.

How do I proceed. Help.

-🐾

Ehh, well…. I dunno. I don’t deal with those. Take a nap or something, ‘s what I do when I get pissy.

What are you, my mom? My shoes work just fine…

//ddaawwwww cmere pucker up mwah mwah