Unsolicited Advice, 1.1
Ever have a hungry krogan come into your kitchen and you simply donât know what to do about it? Me too. Itâs a common problem throughout the galaxies, and saying âSorry, I donât have enough foodâ isnât exactly an option when youâre dealing with someone that large. Fortunately, Iâve done the work for you so you donât need to fret the next time this happens to you.
First, remember the most important part of the meal is quantity, so donât be afraid to use as much filler as you have to. Â Better to spread out the flavor over 7 or 8 servings than follow your recipes exactly and only have 2 servings and 1 hangry krogan. Add extra flour, extra egg, extra whatever you have to.
Second, donât be afraid to think outside the box. Is it breakfast time but youâre out of eggs? Donât be afraid to make a steak-and-potatoes dinner instead. Dinner, but all you have is cereal? Mix five or six boxes of Blast-Os with any nuts, dried jerky, or hummus (seriously; krogan love hummus.) you have laying around.Â
Third, if your krogan is still looking hungry after youâve fed him everything you possibly can, tell him itâs a travelling dinner and your house was just the appetizer. Send him to the al-Jilanis three doors down for the main course, and let them deal with him.
xo, Chloe.
