𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐒𝐩𝐲.

📄: 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬.

This account belongs to the Blu Spy.

I reside on Team Maverick, with 7 other mercenaries. (And one Pyromaniac.) I started this page to entertain me during ceasefires and in-between matches with other teams. I was bored.

Asks are always open, as are interactions through tagging of this account. I may not respond to every ask or every tag, but I’ll certainly try.

This page will be moderated by an 𝐀𝐝𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐀𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭, and any unsafe or unnaceptable asks will be removed by them. (After I laugh at them.) “Mature” questions may be answered, but it’s up to me to decide what I find worthy of my time.

Anything not sfw or to be wary of will be tagged with #Classified as well as the appropriate CW/TWs.

📖 : 𝐓𝐚𝐠 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐭

#spyposting - Spy’s personal shitposts, dialogue, media, and irl content fit into this category.

# ✉ : inbox - asks and submissions.

# ✎ : lore - any posts containing character lore or important information on the Spy.

more tags to be added as page expands.

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And also is your medic taking everyone's blood or what (weirdo)

Mace

It was fine, he did steal my blood though.

And yes, he is, he says it’s part of a “yearly health check” or some shit, but I don’t believe him.

That motherfucker is a vampire. I know it.

wish me luck.

It’s a disease actually. Chronic coolness.

sneezes on you

Congrats, you’re infected.

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Mace

guys look it’s my son guys look

Hi Stink. I’m doing fine, and thank you, yes, my banner is very cool.

Welcome to my stupid blog.

It seems I forgot to post my new profile picture.

*coughing from offscreen*

Sigh… fine, thank you to Assistant for making this. Happy?

dumbass cat ruining my photos

Hmm. Good question.

I suppose Sniper would have to be my “favorite” member of our team, given that he’s one of the least annoying. I do enjoy spending time with him, and I’d consider him to be my closest friend on the team.

And as for my least favorite…

[Camera zooms in on Scout, who is standing in the kitchen pouring cans of Bonk into the coffee pot.]

None.

They taste like battery acid and TV static.

How do you people drink this shit? I would genuinely rather drink antifreeze.

Spy, what da’ hell kinda’ drink is a “Monster?”

HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE

no..?

i work for Mann Co.

what

do you not know what a human skull looks like

don’t look at this sweater. i couldn’t find my vest so i raided my son’s closet

i don’t think i’m giving this back

thoughts?

get out of here with that rectangular soft bullshit.

these round ones are the only option.

i would kill for a bag of these.