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Me, finding out I had like 14 drafts waiting to be posted since 2017(?) and that some of them were like whole little fanfics:
I miss this blog.... and all the human/gijinka versions of the planets both mine and my friends versions...
It would be nice to redraw them one day... (and redesign them. Their nakedy design is creepy and uncanny and I'm so sorry everyone had to see them like that)
hey, I think Tumblr flagged post/158273164609/ (part 1 of the Mercury comic I think?) as adult content...
I don't use tumblr since forever and I literally had no idea that now it doesn't even notify you if it flags a your post as for adults lmfao. The posts flagged were like 4 and now they'll be checked.
Thank you a lot for telling me 🙏🙏
HYo, fellow aliens and fellow obsessed-with-space.
Sorry that I literally abandoned this blog. :(
During the past year the “comic idea” that i had is changed. Like the plot that I thought. Now is a little ridicolous and... not good.
Also, I changed some things to the design of the planets. I like the current design, but more planets I have humanized, more I noticed that everybody will look naked/bald. And so, Atleast I have a GREAT mind that can create wonderful unique faces, this will suck. And this is likely to make some people uncomfortable.
Things that I don’t want honestly.
So, i’ll make some changing in the blog: i will delete something and add something else.
To the moment, I think that I’ll try to post something new sometimes + preparing the comic (even if I think that... will out not very soon...)
Just this.
I add just an ultimate thing that for me is very important: a mutual finally made a space comic! I advice you to look at them because their planets are really cute!
Here the link for the comic: http://biggerthan-youthink.the-comic.org/archive/ And here the author: @kyuturtle
Thanks for the attention and sorry again ///

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Cassini
I watched the live updates from the Cassini mission yesterday and, as I usually do with big, long-term space missions that are coming to an end, got emotional about a small machine a very long way from home and space exploration in general. So I wrote a poem. It’s not very good, but I like it.
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I watched
breathless
as a tiny piece of earth made one giant
leap
onto a comet
that looked like a duck
I waited to hear if Philae lived
Philae slept
I watched
breathless
as a tiny piece of earth
sped onwards out of our solar system
seeking forever
I waited to hear if Voyager found more secrets
Voyager drifted
I watch
breathless
as a tiny piece of earth
falls
blazing
through a world of gas and ash
and melts into nothing
I wait to hear if Cassini chirps
one more time in the darkness
Cassini falls
silent
I will watch
breathless
As a tiny piece of Earth
Drifts cautiously over red rocks
And delivers even tinier pieces of Earth
To walk on red soil
I will wait to hear from Mars
Of those of Earth who will walk in other worlds
Mars waits.
I share here this poem, because it’s actually good and the probes deserve more love. Sigh.
A sequence of the last pictures taken by the Cassini spacecraft showing the moon Enceladus setting behind Saturn on Wednesday, September 13, 2017
I know, this blog at the moment is dead (TABLET MISSING :V but I continue to edit the future stories and designs >:3), but... I really wanted to share something for “Cassini’s dead”. I loved that little probe....
Does Venus ever get rlly rlly mad and if she does what is it over???? Also can i please adopt her she is so cute and kind and aaaAa-
Dear VenusYour jealousy will lead you to ruin.
Thank you for the ask~
Little Warning
I have decided to makes some little changes for the blog.
I don’t know if it’s better to re-make the Mercury’s Comic, because technicly, Mercury in that period, has the aspect of a baby and when I drew that, I....I didn’t calculate well... sorry... By the way, if I’ll remake that little comic, I will add some dialogue with Sun that I have originally cut ‘cause of various problems. ...Or maybe I can just add the dialogue and let this adult!Mercury? Idk, I will see what is better to do.
Then, the other change is that Sun and some other planets will have finally some clothes (more or less....)!!To the beginning I thought that only some planets could have them, but I realized that if I do this, I will create a plot hole and useless creepy drawings about naked people on fire (....)And this create again the question: I need to redraw that comic?!?!
HELLA
OK SO I DOODLES SOME OF MY MATES PLANETS
@ask-the-planets Gravity…what one know one knows, is it one of the alts? is it the normal one? WHO FUCKIN KNOWS WE MAKE TO MANY SONS EACH TIME WE FUCKING TALK ABOUT GRAVATAS….IM STARTING TO NOTICE A PATTERN. GRAVY WHO THE HELL ARE YOU FUCKING???!! and the smol Mars child. WOULD YALL SAVE MY CHILD?? THEY IS IN NO DANGER BUT, FUCKING LIKE, SAVE THEM… pls this mother is worried about her child…why?? I CANT DRAW THEM HHHHHG
and
@askthesky keep the Dwarfs away from yo Venus, they will full on start cooking a whole fucking steak on her hair, stacks on required….unless she was to lie down on the floor…would she?? is that a thing she would do???? they are cute??? WOULD SHE???? WOULD SHE DENY THEM A MEDIUM-RARE STEAK????IS SHE ACTUALLY HEARTLESS AND WOULD LET MY CHILDREN GO WITHOUT THEIR MEDIUM-RARE STEAK??? TELL ME PARENTAL GUIDANCE
and the gay??what???is gay??gay galaxies???wut???
and Endeavor…more on her later tonight
oh
and one last thing
*deep breath*
GIVE HIM THE FUCKING DICCI JOVEN
that is all
AAAAAH THANK YOU VERY MUCH FO THE DRAWING. I’M SCREAMING.
Btw, Venus will answer like this~
Your Dwarf planets have made her happy, thanks♥
Also, I... don’t know how will react your Jupiter to that sentence, but mine is like:
help

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ALL THE PLANETS HUMANIZATIONS I’VE DONE. HELP ME
First of all, this are NOT AUs. These are all new characters with different design, personalities and stories. In one some space theories are canon, and in others not. For example: in this blog’s Universe, the moons are persons, in sick!planets they’re peluches. Ok, now we can begin~
- THE ORIGIN. It was just a group where me and my friends roleplayed the planets (in the hetalia fandom) in 2011/2012. I had Neptune, Phobos, Ganymede( he’s the only one who wasn’t my oc when I roleplayed) and Black Hole.
- Humanizations for this blog. The idea was born in 2015 ‘cause a friend of the precedent group has continued to make humanizations (she has like 4 Universes) and…. idk, I really love her humanizations and I wanted to make mine humanizations too for years, but the inspiration arrived only in september 2015, and so I created Earth. *ZAM ZAM ZAAAAAM* - Sick!planets: The Planets are humans which have sicknesses or mental problems that are connected to the planets’ atmospheres and conditions. I’m pretty fond of them, so maybe I’ll post them here or I could do an event where you can ask to them instead of the usual ones. - City!planets: Planets who live in a city and… Just this. Nothing special. But still, it’s a project that I love. One day, I hope that I can make a comic about them. Oh, and the stars are the mayors and the planets are their inhabitants. The Galaxies are presidents/kings/queens/emperors of the countries and so on. - Culture!planets: Just a graphical project. They don’t have a personality or anything. I just wanted to make a humanization where every planet comes from a place and time, different from out world. - Mythology!planets: Even this is just a graphical project and… I’m stuck on this because it’s pretty difficult. Every planet i is a mythology creature, but it’s hard find a creature for every planet… Help pls :c reblog this post saying what mythologic creature are your planets PLS I HAVE PROBLEMS WITH THIS PROJECTS AAAAAAH - Demon!planets: Another project that I LOVE. Every planet is a demon and all of them serve Sun, the Emperor. I’ll do a comic on this too. And there is a war between stars too. And Sirius is a bitch too. - Polygomy!planets: The title says everything :v I just wanted the shipping wars to stop and that all the planets stay together :^( Also, this project is a collaboration, so, this is the one that probably will have life before the others. - Zelda!planets Every planets is a different race from the Zelda franchise.¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- Magical!planets I don’t really know about this. I just want to make something similiar to a majokko in a planetary contest, but there is already Sailor Moon and… I’m really confused about this, help.
I mean I’m a simple person. I see something? I’LL DO A HUMANIZATION OF PLANETS ABOUT THAT THING.
Please, send help. If I continue in this way. When I’ll be 80 years old I’ll have like 5445684 humanizations of planets :’c HELP
I’M MAKING A NEW PROJECT LOL 11 HUMANIZATIONS HELP SERIOUSLY HELP
BTW @earthisamcfuckingrock Here the blog Just a collaboration with @ask-the-planets and @ask-the-celestials
To the moment it’s empty, and I still have to publish my concept art, but I hope that you can enjoy it ovo/
GIVE PLUTO THE DICCI JUPITER
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When someone says they wants to be your friend
@askthesky HEY UH IDK IF ITS GONNA WORK OR NOT??? BUT HI I WANTED TO DRAW YOUR VENUS CUZ SHES RLLY CUTE AND QUAJAUENJSBAHDJDJSBAH OKAY OKAY ILL LEAVE YOU ALONE NOW BBUH BYE :::,,,,)))
AHGRODFJGRSJFDTWRSGDRWA
I ALREADY TOLD YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS DRAWINGS çç And you don’t have idea how much I love how you draw my Venus çç Expecially her hair. They’re beautiful!!
..... and yeah, I drawed an answer for Deimos, I’m sorry.
DWARF 👏 PLANETS 👏 ARE 👏 VALID. 👏 PLUTO 👏 IS 👏 VALID.👏 PLUTO 👏 DOESN’T 👏 HAVE 👏 TO 👏 CONFORM 👏 TO 👏 YOUR 👏 PLANET 👏 BIAS. 👏 RESPECT 👏 PLUTO’S 👏 IDENTITY 👏 AS 👏 A 👏DWARF 👏PLANET.
Usally I don’t post this kind of post on this blog, but THIS👏IS👏IMPORTANT

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If your planets have a 'character song' what would it be?
SUN: Her by Eery ~Thinking about HER~
MERCURY: I Can’t Fix You by The Living Tombstone & Crusher-P~Is it because I can’t be her?made your mistakes and make me hurtI can’t fix you~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXMwZNRiPe0
VENUS: Pure Imagination remix by Maroon 5~There is no LIFE, I knowTo compare with pure imaginationLiving there, you’ll be freeIf you truly wish to be~
EARTH: Kami no Hikari (Light of the Goddess) by Sound Horizon~Eventually, the humans (you), will murder Earth and forget your fears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_1ojT9U3pg
MARS: Celebrate by Mili~Do you see the new lovely, lonely, empty world?~~Sinking spaceship falls out into the skyand your life goes freeDancing in vacuityYour tears are rubies~
//OR bring me to life from evanescence :^)
CERES: Ten Faced by Gumi and HM
~AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxHfPoQq09M
JUPITER: Wine Red by The Hush Sound~This chaos, this calamitythis garden once was perfectGive your immortality to meI’ll set you up against the stars~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4_vEs0r2Z4
SATURN: Home by Tobyfox / Undertale~♫~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_E_y1AWAfc
OR His theme by Tobyfox cover by SynK (just for this part of lyrics lol)~Sadness cameTo your homeWhen I leftYou all ALONE~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqqiuwWe7qc
URANUS: Dog Teeth by Nicole Dollanganger~You’re cold on the inside,there’s a dog in your heartand it tells you to tear eveRYthIng aPaRT~
OR
Evelyn Evelyn by Evelyn Evelyn(?)
~Just get away from me, please just stop touching me. You’re always trying to be somebody else.Well, you’re only scared of me. Why don’t you let me free?‘Cause you’d never dare to be.‘Cause you never listen, you’re always insisting.Just stop reminiscing,I feel something missing.I just want my privacy,God, won’t you leave me alone?~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkXC5BF-nGo
NEPTUNE:Bad Apple by touhou (?)~Can I take another step? I’ve done everything I canAll the people that I see I will never understandIf I find a way to change, if I step into the lightThen I’ll never be the same and it all will fade to white~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQg2qngyIZM
OR Evelyn Evelyn by Evelyn Evelyn~I’m only trying to do what is best for us.Looking in your eyes, I’m coming home.Now I realize I’m not alone.‘Cause you never listen, you’re always insisting.I’m just reminiscing,I feel something missing.I just want you here with me,God can’t we just get along?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkXC5BF-nGo
……..OR I’ll be back by Hamilton…….
PLUTO&DWARFPLANETS: I’M SORRY.
PLUTO AND CHARON (….): For the Dancing and the Dreaming by How to Train Your Dragon 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLcrxhE_xQw
That feels when you say“FUCK THE PLUTO, VIVA LA CERES” because Ceres was a planet for like 40 YEARS and nobody consider it and you’re really angry for this(?)
and then yoUR FRIENDS ARE JOIN with YOU in the cause BECAUSE
WE NEED THAT CERES HAVE JUSTICE
VIVA LA CERES!!!
thanks @ask-the-planets and @universe-of-our-friends, thanks.
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