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An Azure Meeting

Blu pauses from taking a drink when he remembers another moment. “Okay so I’m walking in bot lane and I see Mister Lee Sin heading up the river, so I started chasing him only to get chased by mister taric and miss caitlyn.  I’m just sitting there wondering where my support is when they start attacking mister dragon.  Now he’s a good friend of mine so I’m sitting there thinking “oh you better back off! so I keep chasing them.  Then like a sign from the gods, Mister shen teleports to me and starts hammering away at them I couldn’t see what happened next though but I felt like a boss!” ((totally quoting this)) Blu’s tone begins to darken, “You know, we minions charge in every game, and we get nothing in return do we?”

“ahh but I got my little rebellion done!”  Blu said with pride as he reaches under his bed and pulls out a wriggle’s lantern.  Giggling, he explained, “I got this while they were switching out the shopkeepers, they didn’t even realize it was gone although there were some panic from some of the junglers … oops” Blu gave an evil chuckle, “Oh gods I’m turning into Veigar!” He realized, panicking a little.

"What! You sneaky little thief! That's property of the League! If they knew, you would be in so much trouble." She chuckled, shaking her heaf in disbelief. "They got furious at me for not giving full gold to Miss Fortune once, the greedy pirate. Imagine the magic they'd nail you with if they found out." She stuck her hands in her pockets. "Ah, got any gear? I'm in need of some ideas for the Fields I would like to try." 

An Azure Meeting

“That pesky voidling is a pain, isn’t he?  Well at least you’re not on the front lines with Mister Nasus chasing at you with his shiny Q like a dog on a leash.”  They both share a playful laugh, as they trade funny stories of their times on the rift to attempt to lighten the mood.  “You know what is the best feeling? hearing the announcer saying one of them gets executed!  Every time I hear it I have the biggest smile on my face minions 1, champions some ungodly number”

Siegette laughed, feeling her ribs ache with mirth. “It’s like they don’t know how strong we are. They think they can take us on one on one and they’re always surprised when they die. One time, we chased a Soraka all the way up the river and she died after she tried to hit us with bananas!” She wiped a tear away from her eyes. “Or when they get stuck on us and trip trying to run away. Never fails to make me smile.”

Blu pauses from taking a drink when he remembers another moment. “Okay so I’m walking in bot lane and I see Mister Lee Sin heading up the river, so I started chasing him only to get chased by mister taric and miss caitlyn.  I’m just sitting there wondering where my support is when they start attacking mister dragon.  Now he’s a good friend of mine so I’m sitting there thinking “oh you better back off! so I keep chasing them.  Then like a sign from the gods, Mister shen teleports to me and starts hammering away at them I couldn’t see what happened next though but I felt like a boss!” ((totally quoting this)) Blu’s tone begins to darken, “You know, we minions charge in every game, and we get nothing in return do we?”

who exactly is doran and why are we buying his stuff?

An Azure Meeting

“That pesky voidling is a pain, isn’t he?  Well at least you’re not on the front lines with Mister Nasus chasing at you with his shiny Q like a dog on a leash.”  They both share a playful laugh, as they trade funny stories of their times on the rift to attempt to lighten the mood.  “You know what is the best feeling? hearing the announcer saying one of them gets executed!  Every time I hear it I have the biggest smile on my face minions 1, champions some ungodly number”

Siegette laughed, feeling her ribs ache with mirth. "It's like they don't know how strong we are. They think they can take us on one on one and they're always surprised when they die. One time, we chased a Soraka all the way up the river and she died after she tried to hit us with bananas!" She wiped a tear away from her eyes. "Or when they get stuck on us and trip trying to run away. Never fails to make me smile."

An Azure Meeting

Blu raises an eyebrow, “Fascinating! this is some strong anon magic, but you can relax, it isn’t mixed in, but the flavors are there.  but it hits any sweet tooth.” Blu gently pours the hot water into siegette’s cup and gives her the tea bag to start brewing. “now then,” Blu quickly searches his mind for conversation topics. “what have you been up to recently?”

Sipping the sweetened tea gingerly, she sighs and smiles. “Good tea! I like it! It’s sweet but not sickly and overpowering. And it’s got that warm cozy taste, I’m not sure how to describe it.” She blows on the tea to cool it, steam curling off the cup in wisps of ragged vapor. “Well, lately, I’ve been tinkering on Karen, my cannon. I’ve been secretly raiding Heimer’s toolbox when he’s on the Fields. There are some strange tools in that toolbox! I’ve no clue what a dinglehopper is or what it does, but it sure looks cool!”

Blu was taken back by the honesty to her secret plans.  He thought for a moment and snickered.  “Miss siegette, if you wanted to blow yourself up, you should have gone to Mister Ziggs :P you have to be careful with that.  I think I learned the hard way …” He said scratching his head, “I can’t remember much of what goes on in the field.  My memory and emotions of the events on the field are hidden from me, sort of like a wall in my mind, my father gave it to me, he said it would protect me from myself, although I ddon’t know to this day what he meant by that.”  Blu sat back against the wall with a sigh.

An Azure Meeting

“hehe I hear you, lemme see what I have….” Blu leans over the counter to his supply of teas and began listing a large number of teas to siegette, most of which were imported and some even sounded made up.  he paused, seeing the type of tea that was perfect. with a snicker behind his mask, he turned to siegette and asked, “tell me, what are your thoughts on cupcakes?  have they changed with your alignment? or have they not?” he pulls down a case of cupcake flavored tea.

“Cho’Gath’s Cuppa? Really?” She snorted. “Didn’t know that was a sort of tea! And is there really a brew called Orianna Oolong? Honestly, these tea names.” She laughed and settled herself against the wall again. “Ew! Cupcakes? Evil thin-” Halfway through her angry words, a puff of smoke slid out from beneath her mask. “I love cupcakes! They’re almost the best thing in the world! And if you combine that with tea, why, that would be delightful! I’ve never had cupcake tea before.” Holding out her cup eagerly, she barely manages to contain her magic-fueled excitement. 

Blu raises an eyebrow, “Fascinating! this is some strong anon magic, but you can relax, it isn’t mixed in, but the flavors are there.  but it hits any sweet tooth.” Blu gently pours the hot water into siegette’s cup and gives her the tea bag to start brewing. “now then,” Blu quickly searches his mind for conversation topics. “what have you been up to recently?”

Sipping the sweetened tea gingerly, she sighs and smiles. "Good tea! I like it! It's sweet but not sickly and overpowering. And it's got that warm cozy taste, I'm not sure how to describe it." She blows on the tea to cool it, steam curling off the cup in wisps of ragged vapor. "Well, lately, I've been tinkering on Karen, my cannon. I've been secretly raiding Heimer's toolbox when he's on the Fields. There are some strange tools in that toolbox! I've no clue what a dinglehopper is or what it does, but it sure looks cool!"

An Azure Meeting

Siegette, still coughing a bit, sipped the tea. A bitter taste filled her mouth and she swallowed, grimacing a bit. “Bleech! Not at all what I expected! Got anything a bit sweeter? I’ve a bit of a sweet tooth when it comes to tea, y’know?” She put the cup on the floor and brushed some stray crumbs off her robes. “Maybe some sugar and cream?”

“hehe I hear you, lemme see what I have….” Blu leans over the counter to his supply of teas and began listing a large number of teas to siegette, most of which were imported and some even sounded made up.  he paused, seeing the type of tea that was perfect. with a snicker behind his mask, he turned to siegette and asked, “tell me, what are your thoughts on cupcakes?  have they changed with your alignment? or have they not?” he pulls down a case of cupcake flavored tea.

"Cho'Gath's Cuppa? Really?" She snorted. "Didn't know that was a sort of tea! And is there really a brew called Orianna Oolong? Honestly, these tea names." She laughed and settled herself against the wall again. "Ew! Cupcakes? Evil thin-" Halfway through her angry words, a puff of smoke slid out from beneath her mask. "I love cupcakes! They're almost the best thing in the world! And if you combine that with tea, why, that would be delightful! I've never had cupcake tea before." Holding out her cup eagerly, she barely manages to contain her magic-fueled excitement. 

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Siegette, still coughing a bit, sipped the tea. A bitter taste filled her mouth and she swallowed, grimacing a bit. "Bleech! Not at all what I expected! Got anything a bit sweeter? I've a bit of a sweet tooth when it comes to tea, y'know?" She put the cup on the floor and brushed some stray crumbs off her robes. "Maybe some sugar and cream?"

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Blu began pouring the tea as she asked about skyrim, he froze, turning over his shoulder he replied, “no I’ve never been there, I’m afraid, I’ve been here in the institute all my life, although I would love to go traveling one day.  this was simply imported, it says here on the box, “made in skyrim”“ Blu was startled by the mention of shipping, stumbling his words, “oh r-really? th-those pesky anons wants their ships don’t they? I had a feeling magic anons got you.”  Blu politely placed the cup of tea in front of siegette as he placed a basket full of breakfast rolls.  “please feel free to have as many as you like” he suggested, with a smile on his face.

Blu chuckled at the question, as he tore a piece of the roll and slid it into his mouth underneath his mask, “You know? I never really thought about it,” he responded jokingly, “how long is the duration on this spell? I haven’t seen a spell like this that changes one’s alignment completely.”  Blu pondered for a moment as he nibbled on the bread some more, being sure to keep neat while eating so as not to embarrass himself.

Siegette laughed, tossing her hair back. "That makes sense!" She stuffed a chunk of bread into her mouth. "I've always, mmrph, excuse me, wondered about that." Swallowing hard, she coughed. "Um, a whole month was what the anon said. Who knows how strong their magic is? I've never seen such a powerful spell at work either! Must be stronger than regular magic anon power, else it wouldn't have taken." 

“It’s not any trouble at all, please mind the mess, I hardly ever get guests at my doorstep” Blu responds as he steps aside, opening the door for the minion.  The room was cozy, yet livable.  some dust bunnies gave away the state of cleanliness the home is in.  Blu went to the sink, washing an extra cup and set the table for his guest, “Please make yourself at home.  The tea will be ready shortly, I hope you don’t mind juniper berry tea. I just got it imported from a strange place called Skyrim.  Or I could find something else for you.” Blu asked as he tried to remain calm but he had to ask, “So why are you blue now?”

Blu began pouring the tea as she asked about skyrim, he froze, turning over his shoulder he replied, “no I’ve never been there, I’m afraid, I’ve been here in the institute all my life, although I would love to go traveling one day.  this was simply imported, it says here on the box, “made in skyrim”“ Blu was startled by the mention of shipping, stumbling his words, “oh r-really? th-those pesky anons wants their ships don’t they? I had a feeling magic anons got you.”  Blu politely placed the cup of tea in front of siegette as he placed a basket full of breakfast rolls.  “please feel free to have as many as you like” he suggested, with a smile on his face.