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An Azure Meeting
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Blu pauses from taking a drink when he remembers another moment. āOkay so Iām walking in bot lane and I see Mister Lee Sin heading up the river, so I started chasing him only to get chased by mister taric and miss caitlyn.Ā Iām just sitting there wondering where my support is when they start attacking mister dragon.Ā Now heās a good friend of mine so Iām sitting there thinking āoh you better back off! so I keep chasing them.Ā Then like a sign from the gods, Mister shen teleports to me and starts hammering away at them I couldnāt see what happened next though but I felt like a boss!ā ((totally quoting this)) Bluās tone begins to darken, āYou know, we minions charge in every game, and we get nothing in return do we?ā
((Saw that one coming!))
Siegette ooohed and aaahed as Blu told his story. She stared, eyes wide, entranced by the story of his adventures. āWow, that sounds amazing. Iāve never been teleported to, not that I can remember. āThe best story Iāve got was when that Yeti rider gave me his blood boiling power and then cast Promote on me. Oh the power. Shredding towers, blowing past the enemy. Good times.ā Her face fell as Blu talked about the unfairness of the Fields. āItās a hard life, I guess, but someoneās gotta do it. Where would they be without us? While payment or a reward would be welcome, why? The others are mindless and uncaring. Iāve only met a few other independents. Itās sad, really.ā
āahh but I got my little rebellion done!āĀ Blu said with pride as he reaches under his bed and pulls out a wriggleās lantern.Ā Giggling, he explained, āI got this while they were switching out the shopkeepers, they didnāt even realize it was gone although there were some panic from some of the junglers ⦠oopsā Blu gave an evil chuckle, āOh gods Iām turning into Veigar!ā He realized, panicking a little.
"What! You sneaky little thief! That's property of the League! If they knew, you would be in so much trouble." She chuckled, shaking her heaf in disbelief. "They got furious at me for not giving full gold to Miss Fortune once, the greedy pirate. Imagine the magic they'd nail you with if they found out." She stuck her hands in her pockets. "Ah, got any gear? I'm in need of some ideas for the Fields I would like to try."Ā
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āThat pesky voidling is a pain, isnāt he?Ā Well at least youāre not on the front lines with Mister Nasus chasing at you with his shiny Q like a dog on a leash.āĀ They both share a playful laugh, as they trade funny stories of their times on the rift to attempt to lighten the mood.Ā āYou know what is the best feeling? hearing the announcer saying one of them gets executed!Ā Every time I hear it I have the biggest smile on my face minions 1, champions some ungodly numberā
Siegette laughed, feeling her ribs ache with mirth. āItās like they donāt know how strong we are. They think they can take us on one on one and theyāre always surprised when they die. One time, we chased a Soraka all the way up the river and she died after she tried to hit us with bananas!ā She wiped a tear away from her eyes. āOr when they get stuck on us and trip trying to run away. Never fails to make me smile.ā
Blu pauses from taking a drink when he remembers another moment. āOkay so Iām walking in bot lane and I see Mister Lee Sin heading up the river, so I started chasing him only to get chased by mister taric and miss caitlyn.Ā Iām just sitting there wondering where my support is when they start attacking mister dragon.Ā Now heās a good friend of mine so Iām sitting there thinking āoh you better back off! so I keep chasing them.Ā Then like a sign from the gods, Mister shen teleports to me and starts hammering away at them I couldnāt see what happened next though but I felt like a boss!ā ((totally quoting this)) Bluās tone begins to darken, āYou know, we minions charge in every game, and we get nothing in return do we?ā
((Saw that one coming!))
Siegette ooohed and aaahed as Blu told his story. She stared, eyes wide, entranced by the story of his adventures. "Wow, that sounds amazing. I've never been teleported to, not that I can remember. "The best story I've got was when that Yeti rider gave me his blood boiling power and then cast Promote on me. Oh the power. Shredding towers, blowing past the enemy. Good times." Her face fell as Blu talked about the unfairness of the Fields. "It's a hard life, I guess, but someone's gotta do it. Where would they be without us? While payment or a reward would be welcome, why? The others are mindless and uncaring. I've only met a few other independents. It's sad, really."
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An Azure Meeting
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Blu was taken back by the honesty to her secret plans.Ā He thought for a moment and snickered.Ā āMiss siegette, if you wanted to blow yourself up, you should have gone to Mister Ziggs :P you have to be careful with that.Ā I think I learned the hard way ā¦ā He said scratching his head, āI canāt remember much of what goes on in the field.Ā My memory and emotions of the events on the field are hidden from me, sort of like a wall in my mind, my father gave it to me, he said it would protect me from myself, although I ddonāt know to this day what he meant by that.āĀ Blu sat back against the wall with a sigh.
āHey! You canāt complain! You donāt have have to get hextech powder out of your ride everytime he tosses a bomb at you! Iād rather just have a fast machine than an explosive one.ā She chuckled, pushing a stray lock of hair behind her mask. āDeath by the bomb, not a fun way to go outā¦ā She trailed off slowly.
āI donāt remember much of the Fields either. Bits and pieces really. Mostly Iām just in the shop, fixing Karen after yet another disastrous tower push. Iām still finding Icathian slime in my gears after KogāMaw detonated right in my face!ā She laughed softly, trying to lift the quickly falling mood. āI guess we could go mad, such a mindless yet bloody life. Minion Madness, they call it.ā
āThat pesky voidling is a pain, isnāt he?Ā Well at least youāre not on the front lines with Mister Nasus chasing at you with his shiny Q like a dog on a leash.āĀ They both share a playful laugh, as they trade funny stories of their times on the rift to attempt to lighten the mood.Ā āYou know what is the best feeling? hearing the announcer saying one of them gets executed!Ā Every time I hear it I have the biggest smile on my face minions 1, champions some ungodly numberā
Siegette laughed, feeling her ribs ache with mirth. "It's like they don't know how strong we are. They think they can take us on one on one and they're always surprised when they die. One time, we chased a Soraka all the way up the river and she died after she tried to hit us with bananas!" She wiped a tear away from her eyes. "Or when they get stuck on us and trip trying to run away. Never fails to make me smile."
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Blu raises an eyebrow, āFascinating! this is some strong anon magic, but you can relax, it isnāt mixed in, but the flavors are there.Ā but it hits any sweet tooth.ā Blu gently pours the hot water into siegetteās cup and gives her the tea bag to start brewing. ānow then,ā Blu quickly searches his mind for conversation topics. āwhat have you been up to recently?ā
Sipping the sweetened tea gingerly, she sighs and smiles. āGood tea! I like it! Itās sweet but not sickly and overpowering. And itās got that warm cozy taste, Iām not sure how to describe it.ā She blows on the tea to cool it, steam curling off the cup in wisps of ragged vapor. āWell, lately, Iāve been tinkering on Karen, my cannon. Iāve been secretly raiding Heimerās toolbox when heās on the Fields. There are some strange tools in that toolbox! Iāve no clue what a dinglehopper is or what it does, but it sure looks cool!ā
Blu was taken back by the honesty to her secret plans.Ā He thought for a moment and snickered.Ā āMiss siegette, if you wanted to blow yourself up, you should have gone to Mister Ziggs :P you have to be careful with that.Ā I think I learned the hard way ā¦ā He said scratching his head, āI canāt remember much of what goes on in the field.Ā My memory and emotions of the events on the field are hidden from me, sort of like a wall in my mind, my father gave it to me, he said it would protect me from myself, although I ddonāt know to this day what he meant by that.āĀ Blu sat back against the wall with a sigh.
"Hey! You can't complain! You don't have have to get hextech powder out of your ride everytime he tosses a bomb at you! I'd rather just have a fast machine than an explosive one." She chuckled, pushing a stray lock of hair behind her mask. "Death by the bomb, not a fun way to go out..." She trailed off slowly.
"I don't remember much of the Fields either. Bits and pieces really. Mostly I'm just in the shop, fixing Karen after yet another disastrous tower push. I'm still finding Icathian slime in my gears after Kog'Maw detonated right in my face!" She laughed softly, trying to lift the quickly falling mood. "I guess we could go mad, such a mindless yet bloody life. Minion Madness, they call it."
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āhehe I hear you, lemme see what I haveā¦.ā Blu leans over the counter to his supply of teas and began listing a large number of teas to siegette, most of which were imported and some even sounded made up.Ā he paused, seeing the type of tea that was perfect. with a snicker behind his mask, he turned to siegette and asked, ātell me, what are your thoughts on cupcakes?Ā have they changed with your alignment? or have they not?ā he pulls down a case of cupcake flavored tea.
āChoāGathās Cuppa? Really?ā She snorted. āDidnāt know that was a sort of tea! And is there really a brew called Orianna Oolong? Honestly, these tea names.ā She laughed and settled herself against the wall again. āEw! Cupcakes? Evil thin-ā Halfway through her angry words, a puff of smoke slid out from beneath her mask. āI love cupcakes! Theyāre almost the best thing in the world! And if you combine that with tea, why, that would be delightful! Iāve never had cupcake tea before.ā Holding out her cup eagerly, she barely manages to contain her magic-fueled excitement.Ā
Blu raises an eyebrow, āFascinating! this is some strong anon magic, but you can relax, it isnāt mixed in, but the flavors are there.Ā but it hits any sweet tooth.ā Blu gently pours the hot water into siegetteās cup and gives her the tea bag to start brewing. ānow then,ā Blu quickly searches his mind for conversation topics. āwhat have you been up to recently?ā
Sipping the sweetened tea gingerly, she sighs and smiles. "Good tea! I like it! It's sweet but not sickly and overpowering. And it's got that warm cozy taste, I'm not sure how to describe it." She blows on the tea to cool it, steam curling off the cup in wisps of ragged vapor. "Well, lately, I've been tinkering on Karen, my cannon. I've been secretly raiding Heimer's toolbox when he's on the Fields. There are some strange tools in that toolbox! I've no clue what a dinglehopper is or what it does, but it sure looks cool!"
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Blu chuckled again, gesturing to the tea when he notices her coughing.Ā He then takes a drink of the juniper tea and immediately didnāt like the taste.Ā coughing a little bit, he pushed the tea aside āmeh not really my cup of tea,ā Blu got himself a glass of water to replace the tea, āHow do you like it?ā
Siegette, still coughing a bit, sipped the tea. A bitter taste filled her mouth and she swallowed, grimacing a bit. āBleech! Not at all what I expected! Got anything a bit sweeter? Iāve a bit of a sweet tooth when it comes to tea, yāknow?ā She put the cup on the floor and brushed some stray crumbs off her robes. āMaybe some sugar and cream?ā
āhehe I hear you, lemme see what I haveā¦.ā Blu leans over the counter to his supply of teas and began listing a large number of teas to siegette, most of which were imported and some even sounded made up.Ā he paused, seeing the type of tea that was perfect. with a snicker behind his mask, he turned to siegette and asked, ātell me, what are your thoughts on cupcakes?Ā have they changed with your alignment? or have they not?ā he pulls down a case of cupcake flavored tea.
"Cho'Gath's Cuppa? Really?" She snorted. "Didn't know that was a sort of tea! And is there really a brew called Orianna Oolong? Honestly, these tea names." She laughed and settled herself against the wall again. "Ew! Cupcakes? Evil thin-" Halfway through her angry words, a puff of smoke slid out from beneath her mask. "I love cupcakes! They're almost the best thing in the world! And if you combine that with tea, why, that would be delightful! I've never had cupcake tea before." Holding out her cup eagerly, she barely manages to contain her magic-fueled excitement.Ā

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Blu chuckled at the question, as he tore a piece of the roll and slid it into his mouth underneath his mask, āYou know? I never really thought about it,ā he responded jokingly, āhow long is the duration on this spell? I havenāt seen a spell like this that changes oneās alignment completely.āĀ Blu pondered for a moment as he nibbled on the bread some more, being sure to keep neat while eating so as not to embarrass himself.
Siegette laughed, tossing her hair back. āThat makes sense!ā She stuffed a chunk of bread into her mouth. āIāve always, mmrph, excuse me, wondered about that.ā Swallowing hard, she coughed. āUm, a whole month was what the anon said. Who knows how strong their magic is? Iāve never seen such a powerful spell at work either! Must be stronger than regular magic anon power, else it wouldnāt have taken.āĀ
Blu chuckled again, gesturing to the tea when he notices her coughing.Ā He then takes a drink of the juniper tea and immediately didnāt like the taste.Ā coughing a little bit, he pushed the tea aside āmeh not really my cup of tea,ā Blu got himself a glass of water to replace the tea, āHow do you like it?ā
Siegette, still coughing a bit, sipped the tea. A bitter taste filled her mouth and she swallowed, grimacing a bit. "Bleech! Not at all what I expected! Got anything a bit sweeter? I've a bit of a sweet tooth when it comes to tea, y'know?" She put the cup on the floor and brushed some stray crumbs off her robes. "Maybe some sugar and cream?"
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Blu began pouring the tea as she asked about skyrim, he froze, turning over his shoulder he replied, āno Iāve never been there, Iām afraid, Iāve been here in the institute all my life, although I would love to go traveling one day.Ā this was simply imported, it says here on the box, āmade in skyrimāā Blu was startled by the mention of shipping, stumbling his words, āoh r-really? th-those pesky anons wants their ships donāt they? I had a feeling magic anons got you.āĀ Blu politely placed the cup of tea in front of siegette as he placed a basket full of breakfast rolls.Ā āplease feel free to have as many as you likeā he suggested, with a smile on his face.
Siegette smacked herself on the forehead lightly. āSilly me. I had forgotten about that limit on travel. Well, if you go, make sure to bring a souvenir for me!ā Leaning against the wall, she paused. āYeah, those shipping anons. They just love their little play, donāt they? I g-guess they think weād make a good pair?ā Her face burned a brighter pink, looking for a distraction.
Seeing the bowl of rolls, she eagerly grabbed one and tore it apart. She blinked at it carefully. āHow⦠how do you eat past your mask?ā
Blu chuckled at the question, as he tore a piece of the roll and slid it into his mouth underneath his mask, āYou know? I never really thought about it,ā he responded jokingly, āhow long is the duration on this spell? I havenāt seen a spell like this that changes oneās alignment completely.āĀ Blu pondered for a moment as he nibbled on the bread some more, being sure to keep neat while eating so as not to embarrass himself.
Siegette laughed, tossing her hair back. "That makes sense!" She stuffed a chunk of bread into her mouth. "I've always, mmrph, excuse me, wondered about that." Swallowing hard, she coughed. "Um, a whole month was what the anon said. Who knows how strong their magic is? I've never seen such a powerful spell at work either! Must be stronger than regular magic anon power, else it wouldn't have taken."Ā
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āItās not any trouble at all, please mind the mess, I hardly ever get guests at my doorstepā Blu responds as he steps aside, opening the door for the minion.Ā The room was cozy, yet livable.Ā some dust bunnies gave away the state of cleanliness the home is in.Ā Blu went to the sink, washing an extra cup and set the table for his guest, āPlease make yourself at home.Ā The tea will be ready shortly, I hope you donāt mind juniper berry tea. I just got it imported from a strange place called Skyrim.Ā Or I could find something else for you.ā Blu asked as he tried to remain calm but he had to ask, āSo why are you blue now?ā
As she stepped into his home, Siegetteās eyes lit up. Bluās house was such a nice little place, she wouldnāt at all mind getting a home like his. āMess? What mess? Everything seems just fine. I hope I didnāt come at a bad time.ā Sitting down on a nearby floor cushion, she folded her robes politely around her legs and smiled. āJuniper berry tea sounds great. Youāll have to tell me about your adventures in Skyrim sometime. It sounds fascinating.āĀ
āAs for my new colorā¦ā She laughed. āA pesky stray spell caught me by surprise, leaving me open to anyone who cared to cast a hex or curse at me. Luckily, they just changed my color and my allegiances. For the time being, Iām a supporter of the great and magnificent Blue Team. Right after I was altered, I recieved more, ah, shipping mail.ā Siegetteās face burned pink as she recalled some of the more risque notes.
Blu began pouring the tea as she asked about skyrim, he froze, turning over his shoulder he replied, āno Iāve never been there, Iām afraid, Iāve been here in the institute all my life, although I would love to go traveling one day.Ā this was simply imported, it says here on the box, āmade in skyrimāā Blu was startled by the mention of shipping, stumbling his words, āoh r-really? th-those pesky anons wants their ships donāt they? I had a feeling magic anons got you.āĀ Blu politely placed the cup of tea in front of siegette as he placed a basket full of breakfast rolls.Ā āplease feel free to have as many as you likeā he suggested, with a smile on his face.
Siegette smacked herself on the forehead lightly. "Silly me. I had forgotten about that limit on travel. Well, if you go, make sure to bring a souvenir for me!" Leaning against the wall, she paused. "Yeah, those shipping anons. They just love their little play, don't they? I g-guess they think we'd make a good pair?" Her face burned a brighter pink, looking for a distraction.
Seeing the bowl of rolls, she eagerly grabbed one and tore it apart. She blinked at it carefully. "How... how do you eat past your mask?"