writing one great song.

Gonna glue togers lips togethet

Okay, so don’t do that

holy fuck what did i do to get my lips glued together

Annoyed me

but babeeeeee

Gonna glue togers lips togethet

Okay, so don’t do that

holy fuck what did i do to get my lips glued together

we got café but no con leche

Go buy some damn milk then, Roger

Stop that!

morkkkkkk morkkkkkkk youre mork!

I’m kicking you out. Go find somewhere to sleep tonight.

i pay the rent, you can’t do that

Okay, we both know that’s not true. Neither of us pay rent

that is the LITERAL point

we got café but no con leche

Go buy some damn milk then, Roger

Stop that!

morkkkkkk morkkkkkkk youre mork!

I’m kicking you out. Go find somewhere to sleep tonight.

i pay the rent, you can’t do that

we got café but no con leche

Go buy some damn milk then, Roger

Stop that!

morkkkkkk morkkkkkkk youre mork!

I mean you MIGHT KNOW ME I work at A STRIP CLUB YOU DUMB BINCH

uhhhh maybe ?? i havent left the house in like 6 months cuz im a depressed lil bitch

You’re a dumb lil shit but hi I’m Mimi and I’m here to wreck your life and you can ask @asktheenemyofavenuea I blow in like a hurricane and ruin shit

…. cute.

*sits on ur lap* are you clostermaphobic?

i have no idea what that means but i think you’re already ruining shit. not in a bad way.

Crontatobic? Closterhobic? Pantuhoseic?

oh i thought clostermaphobic is a real thing and assumed it was just something i didnt know

Solike I’m sorry if I sound like a dumb fuck I’m shit faced and honestly you’re hot so like yeah

you don’t sound dumb

But did I ever tell you I’m Mimi

you did! im roger

Oooou

didnt meannn to make you cryyyyyy if im not back again this timmeeee tomorrowqwww

Listen you’re a crazy Lil bitch *stands up* you know egst else fight meq

i mean im a crazy lil bitch youre crazy lil bitch we’re all crazy lil bitches i will fight u but not today

Listen I’m not gonna sit here and be bullied by the man who lives above Me who never gave me the light like i asked for so you knod I’m feeling attacked and I came out here to have a good time

oh shit right the light here’s a light

Thank you kind Lil bitch ass

you’re welcome cute bitch ass

Ow! Your fucking candle burned me what zfucking dickish asshole thing to do owowoow

sOrry but the wax dripped on my fingers too

Dontvfucking sass me at least I font look 12

ok no that’s obv an exaggeration but you actually look 16

I’m fucking 19 you ignorant little fuck

not my fault you look like a kid

bUt AtLeAst I dOnT lOoK oLd

you said i look 12???????????????

you look 1200 and losten atleast I dont play my gutair at 5 am and wake up thd entire buliding do GeT wReCkEd

I’LL PLAY MY GODDAMN GUITAR IF I WANT TO

IF YOU DO IT WHILE IM SLeeping I WILL BREAK INTO UR APARTMENT TAKE IT AND SHOVE IT S O FAR UP YOUR ASS YOUTE GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAR GREAT GRESR GRANDCHILDREN WILL FUCKING FEEL IT

my guitar is precious i’ll get a dildo if i want something shoved up my ass and I’LL PLAY MY GUITAR IF I WANT TO

how about MY FUCKING FOOT

DILDOS ARE BETTER not that ive tried

listen NO

i don’t want any feet up my ass ok

too fucking late

oh my god that’s not even my asshole can u stop kicking my ass

nope ill. kick it harder now

I hope you break ut nose dumbfuck

thanks you too

dont underestimate how high I can kick

ok can u like stop kicking me now tho

ill kick your face in

what did i ever do to you

YOU DONT LET ME SLEEP

i mean do u even sleep in the first place

FROM 4 AM TO 4 PM U DUMB FUCK

thats what I do at work you dumbass

when youre not sleeping or doing that you should hang out with me! jk i hate people

fuuq me bebe

maybe next time, my ass is sore cuz u kicked me so much

also when you tried to kink shame me I dont have a daddy kink lmaooo

well you do now!

Don’t fucking tell me what my fucking kinks r I just met u

and you also told me to fuck you

im a stripper im supppse to u dumb fuck

but youre not at work rn

bitch

w h a t

listen *bites you* I dont fuck with pretty boy front mans that offten

kinky.

mmh

actually you know what? i dont have time for this. i can’t do this right now. can you leave now please. door’s over there

make me bitch

no seriously who the fuck do you think you are? you can’t just come barging in looking for a match and try to fuck me. your candle’s over there where you left it. oh look, it’s your motherfucking heroin why don’t you take it and leave? get out.

FINE! *PICKS UP THE HEROIN AND THE GUTAIR WALKING OUT* ASSHOLE

GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING GUITAR OR I WILL MOTHERFUCKING STAB YOU

COME GET IT ASSFACE

ok no listen up u fuckass bitch you put that guitar down NICELY DONT JUST CHUCK IT BITCH or else i will deadass go get a fucking knife

IM NOT FUCKING SATAN I WAS GONNA GENTLY PLACE IT ON THE FLOOR CALM YOUR MAN TITS

PUT. IT. DOWN. NOW.

NO

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// omg when did this happen lmao and how did i not get a notif

You might be older hut im gayer and you fan suck my asscheeks

let’s fight

we got café but no con leche

Go buy some damn milk then, Roger

we got café but no con leche

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ask allison if she can adopt all of us

Then benny would b daddy and u wouldent

:0

im everyone’s daddy

Ahem no shut up

no!

Im the daddy in this relationship

shhhhh

R O G E R D A V I S H A S A D A D DY KINK AND HE HAS A CANDLE FETISH

Could you kindly leave my good Jewish household??

this is m y house

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ask allison if she can adopt all of us

Then benny would b daddy and u wouldent

:0

im everyone’s daddy

Ahem no shut up

no!

Im the daddy in this relationship

shhhhh

@no-day-buttoday is currently jamming to grease

No bitch u r sma

we both are but i’d like to say it’s mimi

Listen bitch ur making my ears bleed bitchflybutterface

but im hOpelEsSLy dEvoTeD tO YOu

arsdhfhjgkhlkjjnjbhvhgxgfc

ask allison if she can adopt all of us

Then benny would b daddy and u wouldent

:0

im everyone’s daddy

Ahem no shut up

no!

@no-day-buttoday is currently jamming to grease

No bitch u r sma

we both are but i’d like to say it’s mimi

arsdhfhjgkhlkjjnjbhvhgxgfc

ask allison if she can adopt all of us

Then benny would b daddy and u wouldent

:0

im everyone’s daddy