under new management

Your name is JAKE LALONDE. Holy hell do you love FANTASY. Or basically anything having to do with ADVENTURE.You’d write probably write your own series of adventure fantasy and going as far as getting your beloved feline involved! if you could that is. sadly, you are not the best writer. 

in the slightest.

You aren’t ashamed to admit it but you love everything OLD SCHOOL. Old video games, old comics, old music and so on and so forth. You basically live for that nostalgic feel. Speaking of movies, you’ve seen a few decent one. You can’t really remember most of them. Most are just a complete blur. the parts you do remember though are pretty good so really, no such thing a bad movie to you, no sir. You seemed to have picked up some sort of COUNTRY ACCENT from them. It is kinda a shame that you haven’t anyone to share these interests with but whatever! You still love the few friends you’ve got. And aren’t you one ADRENALINE JUNKIE! You vastly enjoy a lil 1v1, some wrestling, fisticuffs, firearms, the whole shabang! Maybe it’s best if you don’t have many people around you. Oh, and on some unrelated note, you’re quite the LADIES MAN. at least you think so. A hopeless flirt would maybe suit you better. You don’t really like to beat around the bush.

You also can’t help but give into temptation and enjoy BINGE DRINKING now and then. and by that you mean often. and by often, you mean basically whenever you can. What can you say? You don’t come up with the brightest ideas when you’re a bit buzzed and you buzzed basically all the time. Despite you being alone for the mogority of 16 years, you tend to look of the BRIGHT SIDE. Even if that seems to be extremely hard for you to do. You just like to stay HOPEFUL.