ᴇʟɪᴊᴀʜ ᴋᴀᴍsᴋɪ

Have a set of sentence starters of things I have said in discord calls while tipsy or drunk! Feel free to change up wording or pronouns and the like as needed!

“EVEN TIPSY I’M MATURE! … Kind of!”

“At least I’m a happy drunk!”

“And yet here we are! Bonding! … Where’s my alcohol?”

“In my defense, I haven’t drank in awhile!”

“Awwwww, ain’t nobody got that kinda time!”

“Trying harder is behind a paywall! Please try again!”

“It’s popular tonight!”

“We have killed him. This is what has happened here tonight.”

“Goes down smooth~.”

“For some reason I thought you were gonna say ‘giving birth’ and I was mildly confused.”

“This is fine.”

“… I don’t know where I was going with that.”

“How dare you not know!”

“It can keep it.”

“Yeah! … Yeah, exactly! We’ll join each other in the grave.”

“… … I love how that didn’t get a reaction.”

“Even sober I would still be singing this at the cat.”

“I’ll be your pure energy.”

“You gotta make it special!”

“Aaaaand yeah. … That’s about all I got!”

“Have you considered I don’t know where my brain is?”

“Fuck yeah, I am! FUCK YEAH, I AM!”

“YES! … What you’re saying is… I need more booze.”

“That would mean I wouldn’t be the designated driver for once! … AW YEAH!”

“I only somewhat understand what that means but I love it!”

“But he’s got my love. Will that count?”

“Yeah, why not? This is fine!”

“This is a thought process I can get behind!”

“Cop ooooout!”

A set of starters for your roleplaying use! Feel free to change up pronouns or wording in general if need be to better fit your muse!

Suggested by anon

The Protomen (2005)

“No one was left who could remember how it happened.”

“No one would do anything.”

“What have we done?”

“Is there nothing we can do?”

“How did we go so wrong?”

“We are the dead.”

“This time listen carefully and I will tell you once again.”

“Every single word is true.”

“You need to know.”

“There was another that came before you.”

“You are not him.”

“They can’t be saved by just one man.”

“When he fell I was the only one who cared.”

“His fight’s not yours.”

“That story’s ended. Understand there’s nothing more that we can do.”

“I will not risk losing you.”

“They have chosen their end.”

“Even now, there is hope for man.”

“Send me the best you got.”

“Is this the best you’ve got?”

“Is there no one who will stand up and try to fight?”

“They don’t want a hero.”

“I’ve given everything I can.”

“Why should we save them when they stand for nothing?”

“This cannot be the only way!”

“You will never have another chance.”

Act II: The Father of Death (2009)

“We’ve spent our whole lives searching.”

“Don’t turn your back on me!”

“I only want what’s best.”

“I only want to help.”

“What have I done?”

“Everything that I have done, I have done for you.”

“I will find a way to make this right!”

“How can you question who’s to blame?”

“I can’t imagine what they’ll do.”

“Will you be waiting there for me?”

“There’s nothing left here for me now.”

“I’m breaking out of here.”

“It feels like something’s gonna change.”

“I am so tired of giving in.”

“I’ve heard them whisper about you.”

“That debt was meant for me.”

Present: A Night of Queen (2012)

“If you wanna have a good time just give me a call.”

“History won’t care at all.”

“What the hell are we fighting for?”

“They say I’m goin’ crazy.”

“I hear it every day.”

“Does it plague you at night?”

“I want to break free from your lies.”

“Oh how I want to break free.”

“Just give me what I know is mine.”

“The show must go on.”

“Whatever happens, I’ll leave it all to chance.”

“I’m never giving in.”

“This is our last chance.”

I Drove All Night (2012)

“Maybe I should have called you first.”

“Is that alright?”

The Cover Up (2015)

“They can’t hurt us now.”

“So if you see me acting strangely, don’t be surprised.”

“I’ve come to help you with your problems.”

“Some things are worth fighting for.”

“I just wanna know why.”

“There’s no easy way out.”

“Well, I was there and I saw what you did.”

“I remember, don’t worry.”

“There’s nothing I can do.”

“He’ll find us, won’t he?”

“It will never be over, will it?”

“Use it only in emergency.”

The City Made Us (2015)

“You’re on your own.”

“You’re all you’ve got.”

“Don’t let it die without a fight.”

“No one can save us now.”

“But I know a hero will come.”

“There’s a chance, though I know it’s a long shot.”

“All of your heroes are gone.”

Based on this video, have an array of sentences to kickstart any potential interaction! If sent to a multi-muse be sure to specify the muse it’s intended for!

“Find yourself a husband!”

“What can I say? I’m a fountain of wisdom.”

“That one hurt my feelings a little bit, I’m not going to lie.”

“Makeup is for women who want husbands. Contouring is for women who want to leech the souls of their dead lovers and collect the inheritance of their dead boyfriend who disappeared under mysterious circumstances.”

“If men find out we can rearrange the bones of our face we’re finished.”

“Perhaps in a better world women wouldn’t feel like they have to contour.”

“Seeing as it has nothing to do with experimentation! Artistry! Since it’s simply for the dick we have to do it.”

“But it doesn’t matter, because men are stupid!”

“I regret buying both.”

“I must warn you, the transition from beginning to end might be startling.”

“First things first; check your flesh!”

“If the men find out we can shapeshift they’re going to tell the church!”

“Men will be bewitched and hand over their wallets!”

“If you have too big of a brain it means you have ugly things like opinions and thoughts of your own.”

“Lady gladiators fight like giraffes, scamming these poor fragile men.”

“Who wants to give me their money?”

“It is a sponge drenched with the power of Satan.”

“Ready to take some fucking souls and ruin some GOD DAMN LIVES.”

“Men will die tonight.”

“What a fucking disguise this is!”

“Women are dangerous creatures.”

Or more specifically, “two characters who have been sparring or in combat training together and almost kiss at the end of their practice fight”. As requested ! Feel free to make any changes.

“Is that the best you can do?”

“I won’t go easy on you.” / “I’ll go easy on you.” / “Quit going easy on me.”

“Hit me with your best shot.”

“You need to do better if you want to meet your goal.”

“I’ve been wanting to kick your ass all week.”

“Is this necessary?”

“Try again.”

“You’re pissing me off.” / “If you’re mad, why don’t you use your anger? Beat me at least once.”

“Here, let me show you how.”

“Woah! [falls on top of __]” 

“Nice moves.”

“[pins __ to floor]” / “[pins __ to wall]”

“You’re…really close right now.”

“G–get off of me.”

“You’re heavy.” / “You’re crushing me.”

“Sorry–are you okay?”

“You’re really red right now.”

“…Do we always end up on top of each other?”

“Are you still panting?”

“I told you, it was an accident.”

“…Why don’t you just kiss me?”

Originally posted by elayesildogan

ICE BREAKER MEME. meant for first interactions, leans towards modern things, for example bars, public transport, etc.

Muse A - the person who answers

Muse B - the person who sends the ask

1-10

Send one to…

😴  - Curl up next to my sleeping muse

🤐 - Come to my muse with a secret

🧥 - Wrap a coat around my muse

💉 - Help my muse take a shot

✂️ - Cut my muse’s hair

🎈 - Bring my muse something to cheer them up

🤗 - Sneak up behind my muse and hug them

🎸 - Teach my muse how to play the guitar

🍙 - Bring my muse something to eat

🥤 - Bring my muse a drink

🍻 - Bring my muse an alcoholic drink

🌺 - Put a flower in my muse’s hair

🛁 - Take a bath with my muse

🚿 - Take a shower with my muse

🎮 - Show my muse video game cheats

⚽️ - Teach my muse a sport

🌱 - Plant seedlings with my muse

🤛🏼 - Show my muse how to throw a proper punch

📕 - Read to my muse

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠.

❛ What happened? ❜

❛ How are your injuries? ❜

❛ Just promise me you’ll stay here. ❜

❛ You can’t blame yourself. ❜

❛ You know I’m here for you, right? ❜

❛ I’ve never seen you like this before. ❜

❛ When I wake up, you won’t be there. ❜

❛ Okay. You get to leave now. ❜

❛ No. I don’t believe you. ❜

❛ Just.. put down the very sharp knife… ❜

❛ It wasn’t your fault. It hurts. ❜

❛ This isn’t you. ❜

❛ Stop it. ❜

❛ You should be resting. ❜

❛ Are you okay? Did they hurt you? ❜

❛ How can you act like that? ❜

❛ Then why are you still here? ❜

❛ Are you okay? ❜

❛ You can’t live in the past. You gotta move on. Let it go. ❜

❛ And when were you planning on telling me? ❜

❛ What are you, trying to give me a heart attack? ❜

❛ What’s wrong? What happened? ❜

❛ I thought we agreed that secrets are bad! ❜

❛ Sorry. Didn’t want to push any sore spots. ❜

❛ Everything okay? ❜

❛ Do you even know where you’re headed? ❜

❛ I can’t help you unless you talk to me. ❜

❛ Promise me you’re not gonna over-react. ❜

❛ It’s okay, it’s gonna be okay. ❜

❛ Whoa, what are you doing? ❜

❛ Why do you run from me? ❜

❛ You’re changing the subject. ❜

❛ It’s four o'clock in the morning, what are you doing? ❜

❛ You’re bleeding. ❜

❛ You gotta be more careful. ❜

❛ I meant… How are you holding up? ❜

❛ You’re avoiding my question. ❜

❛ I think the worst of it’s over now. ❜

@enthusiasticoutlaw

Sean Macguire.