Ask the Coruscant Guard

Fox: Crotch-et? Hound: No, croquet! It's a game! Thire: You two... Thorn: Crochet. It's how our vode make those hats and blankets out of yarn! Thire: They also knit them. A lot of my men do one or the other. One is done with weapons. Fox: Really? Hound: Whoa! Thorn: Ok, that sounds really cool! Stone: That's kind of true. I have to keep my knitting needles hidden... Thorn: Your knitting needles? Fox: Stone? Thire: You knit? That's really impressive. Stone, a little embarrassed: Yeah... Hound: Excuse me? Where's Grizzer's sweater? Stone, don't run away! Grizzer needs a sweater!

Thire: Omegaverse? Hound, showing them info on his datapad: See? Stone: ...Why did you have that readily available? Hound: Anyway, so I think we'd all be chasing their ade around all day. There would be countless! Thire, rolling his eyes: I think they would have had two maximum because pregnancy lasts around nine months. Stone: I think they would have had none. Hound & Thire: How? Stone: Fox is extremely unhealthy, so his sperm has probably been affected, and we all have high stress jobs, so even if Thorn could get pregnant, he would likely miscarry. Hound: ...Welp. That got dark... Thire: I agree with Stone...

Thire: What kind of question is that? Fox, Thorn, Stone, and Hound: Thire. Thire: ...

Fox: After the fourth full day without sleep, I do. Thire: I've never seen you have a mood swing, Fox... Fox: I do it privately. Just because my mood swings, that doesn't mean I can't feel it coming on. I cry in my office or the fresher privately. Thorn: ...Fox, that's not a mood swing... Stone: That's just you losing control over your emotions. Fox: Yeah. A mood swing. Hound: ...A mood swing is your emotions changing from one moment to another. You're always depressed... Thire: You just lose your ability to hold back the tears... Thorn: And now that I know that, I need to hug you... Fox: ...I think I need that hug...

Fox: The war will never be over. Thire: Most likely, we will carry on with our current roles. The vode who see more battle will have different assignments. Thorn: I want to visit Scarif. Catch me sipping a drink on my beach towel. Hound: I don't know. Have you heard the way Senator Amidala talks about Naboo? I want to see it for myself. Stone: I will never leave these cold prison walls. The prisoners think the guards have it easy, but we were sentenced to life in this prison. Thorn: Are you coming to play sabacc with us this evening? Stone: Oh. Yeah. I'll be about 30 minutes late. You can start the first round without me.

Fox: ...Cilantro? Thire: It's a food, I believe. Thorn: Anything could be food if you're hungry enough. Hound high fives Thorn. Stone: ...That has to explain why that soup a vod brings me tastes like soap to me and nobody else.

Fox: I don't think I can name one music artist...but I like all music I hear. Thorn: In other words, he likes the music they play at 79's. I listen to more easy-going music. Thire, listening on his device: I like this. Stone, nodding: Me too. Hound: It's not my style, but it's nice.

Hound: I have a thousand of both! One time, Fox got onto me about missing PT, so I just handed him Grizzer's leash and let Grizzer do what massiffs do. He dragged Fox around like a toy. Never got a comment about me missing PT again.

Hound: We don't, not for civilians at least, but don't let that stop you from stopping by! You'll get a few stares and some growls at first. That goes away when you show the massiffs some love, though. Grizzer knows those scritches are coming. I can already see the happy butt wiggles!

Thire & Fox, in unison: General Skywalker sneaking into Senator Amidala's quarters. Thire: We can't turn a blind eye to suspicious activity. Fox: Especially when it involves a senator. Thire: One of the good ones too. Fox: But I guess it isn't so weird now that we know what they're doing... Thire: It's weird for a Jedi, though. Fox: No, it's not. You'd know that if you had to deal with Vos as much as I do. Speaking of which, I've seen that man commit burglary, assault, kidnapping--You name the law, he's probably broken it. But Jedi are above the law, I guess. Thire: ...WE do all of that to enforce the law, which is what he's doing... Fox: Yeah, well, he needs to start warning us ahead of time, or I'll keep having him arrested.

Fox: Our policy is to reject all food offered by civilians as it could be a trap. Thorn: We all accept food, though. Thire: All of us. Stone: I don't. Hound, nodding: Every single one of us.

Fox: I'm...pretty sure a sewer monster spoke to me... Thorn: I'm pretty sure a sewer monster spoke to Fox. Stone: You two--That was a homeless Trandoshan wearing an old tarp! My weirdest assignment was giving a senator a tour of the prison. He kept asking, "Is this where you torture the prisoners?", no matter how many times I told him we don't torture the prisoners... Thire: I had to carry a pair of faloen hoppers around for a senator. It had to be me apparently...They were so nervous that I thought they would die... Hound: I had to do an escort mission for a senator and her aides. Thorn: ...How did you get that assignment? Hound: I don't know! That's why it was weird!

Thire: That exact situation happened when he had nothing good to report to him. I caught him rewriting his report under a bed. Luckily, I've watched enough senators' speeches that I know how to spin a bad situation into something good, so I helped him.