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Shannon: We had a new baby brother and now we… don’t anymore…

Shannon: And Darrell… well, he and Daddy had been fighting a lot over the past few weeks anyway. 

Darrell said Dad didn’t appreciate him or the work he does at the company at all, and Dad was really busy… but when he got fired as head of Boxmore, he disappeared the next day. I don’t know what happened, but I overheard him and Darrell yelling at each other the night before.

Since it was on really short notice, Darrell was chosen by Dad’s bosses to be the temporary CEO of Boxmore. I kinda thought it’d be Ernesto, but he said he doesn’t do well in those positions… and I think Dad leaving hit him pretty hard.

Ernesto: I found this old photograph of my dad with a man who works at the Bodega... it seems to have been taken before I was adopted.

I can't understand why he wouldn't have told us about this... he hates the Bodega. Unless, of course, he-

Raymond: A new sibling would be lovely in theory, but there are a lot of us already. It might be more than we’re prepared for.

Shannon: So, we haven't updated this blog for a while. I'll fill you in on why. 

There's been a lot of stuff going on in our family. Mostly, Dad's been busy with this super secret project for work. I think he's been working with Professor Venomous? They sure are spending a lot of time together...

Fan Art of your human Fink.

Raymond: Turns out, I was wrong! Dad’s mom- our Grandma- is staying with us for the holidays-

Boxman: She’s WHAT?!