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hi! welcome to our blog!!

nsfw questions won’t be published or answered and you will be banned bc these r kids my guy

the grabber simps/likers dni ur stinky

um ask anything you want to!! except for yk nsfw!! 

this blog has these characters: vance, robin, bruce, finney, and gwenny

this blog has platonic and romantic brance and finbin

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below the cut is more info about the blog so this post isnt giant every time you see it

No, Finn, I don’t think either of those incidents count as “sibling rivalry” 😅

Oh man!! :(

Amy and Bruce tell me that me and Gwenny have the biggest sibling rivalry ever.

Once we fought over who should get more money on our trip to dairy queen but we shared a banana splitz in the end and one time I accidentally tugged her hair while I was braiding it. Does that count?

Finney did, he left a note in my locker that had a bunch of space drawings and "I like you but in the gay way." on the back of it. Amo a mi pololo <3

yes. i asked vance to fistfight this couple to trade seats so we could sit like halfway across the theater so we didnt have to see their silly goofy moments uh

oh yeah vance screamed at a jumpscare too and said he was imitating me that was kinda funny

A slightly salty written letter in cursive.

Since we were kids! We've always been friends for as long as I can remember.

Baseball, sometimes our coach gives us like 10$ each if we do really good in a game!! I have a section in my bank account just to bail him out.

Vance did, he asked the teacher if he could sit next to me in ela class. He's bad at ela but I still love him <3

Yes. Twice.

He was watching me play pinball from 5 feet away and thought I couldn’t hear him, but he cheered when I got to 100 points which is the easiest thing ever. He asked me if I played professionally? I do not know what was going through his brain.

yes. he has a list on his bedroom wall with his favorite satellites so he can say goodnight to them when he goes to sleep. he always paints his nails like every other day but its always clear nail polish?? he also loves sailor moon but will not admit it

I teach him how to curse in Yiddish and sign language so I guess that counts? Also no I don’t think so. 

i think they usually fight about what snacks to get at the grab ‘n’ go. like either they’ll come home with half the store’s inventory or nothing at all & it’s really funny. v told me that when they were shopping there & he was playing pinball robin said “maldecir seas, chico del espacio” which means “damn you, space boy.” he’s taking spanish lessons at school & from robin but most of they just exchange curse words since vance knows some yiddish.

My team thinks that Vance would be an awesome baseball player! Some of them use anger or other feelings to motivate them and put their feelings into hitting with the bat really hard. I tried to teach Vance to play, but he doesn't like that the bats are really narrow because it’s harder for him to hit. He says he looked into other sports and really likes tennis!! I haven’t played with him yet but it seems really fun.

Vance taught me how to play pinball and how to profit at an arcade!! It mostly involves a lot of the game "Pop and Lock" which is insanely boring but at the arcade it gives good tickets.