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@asksnixxtana
CONGRATS THE ALPHA BITCH.i mean SANTANA LOPEZ. you better start warming up your voice, you’ve made it in the club. if you’re ready to start belting out some notes, you better send your account in within 24 HOURS. don’t forget to give a look at our CHECKLIST before you start singing. good luck getting around campus, i wouldn’t be surprised if a slushie comes your way. ( dillyn, she/her, 32, est)
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If you could have your dream Glee Club, which 12 members would you pick?
Of course, the head bitches of the Tones, minus Satan, because this choir will not have bad vibes. Then from the Nude Erections, I'd have to go with Quinn because duh, Ryder because the choir can't be too cool, and I hate to say it, but Berry. As long as she keeps her mouth firmly shut when not singing during rehearsals. Nobody from Vocal Adrenaline because they're terrifying. And then from the Warblers, Smythe and Nick can hold their own, and of course Hunter, partly because of talent, and partly because of boyfriend nepotism.
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Is this supposed to upset me? lol. Jealousy is always so flattering...even from a nobody such as yourself, Kitten.
Christmas is right around the corner. I've been working the last five weeks as Mrs. Clause at Lima Mall...so tired of having my ass pinched and fighting with screaming children. Ready for a selfish Lopez get-away somewhere tropical, with booze, hotties...and endless gifts from the rents. Like run me my yearly stipend. 
Text: Santana⇆Quinn
Santana: Are you avoiding me? I feel like I haven't seen you since you told me you were growing a fetus inside of your uterus.
Santana: Are you okay? Are you having a mental break? Do I need to commit you?
Santana: Cuz I will...
@askfabray
Quinn: I'm not avoiding you. Quinn: What do you think?
Santana: Could have fooled me. I miss you. I know you have a lot going on but you know you can talk to me.
Santana: I won't commit you, but you should really come out of hiding.
Santana: How are you feeling? Do your pants still fit?
Santana: Is that insensitive..my bad. This is all very new...
Text: Santana⇆Quinn
Santana: Are you avoiding me? I feel like I haven't seen you since you told me you were growing a fetus inside of your uterus.
Santana: Are you okay? Are you having a mental break? Do I need to commit you?
Santana: Cuz I will...
@askfabray
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A tampon flask? That's both gross and kind of clever.
Nothing about Kitty is anything close to crusty. I guess I'd just figure it out, but I'd probably kick them in the nuts and run away. That works, right? It usually seems to in movies.
I mean it's not a real tampon, babe. Just made to look like one so you can sneak it into concerts and shit. Ya know. But I mean...think about it. If you find it gross...security will too.
Mhmm, apart from like everything. But that's your bestie. You should be one of the few that thinks highly of her. It's cute.
If you're kicking them in their shit... you don't need to run. Maybe you should carry some pepper spray...just for extra measures.
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Come on, Tana! You can't cheat like that!
Something you wanna tell me, Sam? You can want me to kill you soooo...you tryna kiss, or fuck?
Who could you tell anything to and know they’ll keep it to themselves?
Probably Santana. I've known her for years and I'm certain she could keep any and all of my secrets.
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I'd take em to the grave, babe. Xoxo
What were you thankful for this Thanksgiving?
Honestly, idk why everyone has been bitching. Thanksgiving was cool. Pretty sure I gained like 6 lbs. hopefully it all went to my ass. But Imma be in the gym for the next four weeks to get back. Anyway...I guess Im thankful for my friends and family. My health, my wealth...and the fact that Im that bitch.
What's your go-to cocktail order?
If I'm tryna get fucked up....Long Island or I just go straight. But if I'm feeling cute, Peach Bellini, Cosmopolitan....or Lick A Hory Witch.
Honorable mention: DC tap water. It's a thing in Washington, DC. Idk if they serve it anywhere else.
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Your Abuela and Brittany are dangling off of a cliff, you’re being held at gunpoint and have to pick one to save - the other will fall to their death - don’t pick one and they both die. Who do you save?
This is twisted....wtf. For one...this would never happen, and I honestly doubt that Abuela has enough arm strength to hang from a cliff. What kind of sick freak gets off to shit like this? The lords Bday is around the corner!
FMK: Finn, Sam, Puck
I'd probably just Eenie Meeny Miny Moe It...tbh. Good luck guys.
BYOB is fine for parties but I find bars get weird about you trying to take your own alcohol in. They don't like hearing about why theirs sucks. Don't even get me started about the cheap clothing. The amount of polyester in this place is insane.
Ugh, men are the worst. I've never fucked someone up before, I don't think I'd know where to start. Kitty's always handled that kind of thing for me.
That's what flask are for. They come in all kinds of cognito shapes and sizes. They even have ones shaped like tampons.
Trust, you don't gotta tell me. Lima is just cheap in general.
Oh ofc, Kitty and her crusty claws. What ya gonna do if something goes down and she not around?
Anyone you regret hooking up with?
Hell yeah...should I make a little list? I feel like it's only fair - considering they got to finish and I didn't.
Mark Thomas - Cheer Camp Jr year.
Tristian Everly - But he's gay now...so that kinda clocks. We get Mani/Pedis together and laugh about.
James Curtis - Cheap alcohol in the back of a Tesla truck. Took forever to get it up and then lasted all of 18 fucking seconds. Lima's finest ladies and gentleman.
Quirkiest fact you know?
Sloths can hold their breaths longer than dolphins.
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What’s your biggest kept secret?
Now why the hell would I just spill that shit on the internet. It's a secret for a damn reason. This is just messy.
FMK: Brittany, Quinn, Madison
F: Quinn
M: Brittany
K: Madison
Sorry but I wouldn't dare yeet my homegirls.
