SAMSON

OY I THOUGHT YOU WEREN’T DOING TUMBLR RP STUFF ANYMORE BOO

Sounds about right… and you, my love… need a bath. Because you smell. And it’s not a good smell.

   Maybe I'm trying to imprint you with my smell, as well. Come join me in the shower.

   Can't a guy just have a day?

Mhm, you know I always miss you. 

   What can I say? I'm a hard guy to forget.

     Shame, indeed. But again, not feeling it tonight. It's like the life has gone out of me.

Completely beside the point.

    Anyway. Hey, babe. What's up? Miss me?

Oh I don’t know… You’re blond?

Did you just call me bitch?

   Of course not, baby. Why would I do that?

    Okaaaaaay. Fine.

   I can make it up to you.

Maybe that don’t matter.

   And why don't it matter?

          — What?

      ... Nice... muscles, I guess.