Simon's Moles

a mystery wrapped in an enigma drizzled with conundrum

an ace attorney fan would have dragged it out far longer than they needed to

You can’t spell advertisements without semen between the tits

Tide pods tho

I’ve been trying to find this clip for a long time now.

If you need something to spice up your D&D campaign, tell your DM to use the Spongebob OST

@mountainashfae

the implication that wanting to eat tide pods is exclusive to autistic ppl may be one of the most offensive things i’ve ever read on this site as an autistic person.

EXACTLY

descend into hell

After literally decades in fandom I’m in a place where I consider canon merely a suggestion for fanfiction.

“not all men”, you’re right, but eowyn, daughter of eomund, shieldmaiden of rohan, is no man

You can probably tell which family member is coming upstairs by their step pattern but wouldn’t be able to pick out your own

If my own footsteps were coming down the hall towards me I reckon I would have bigger problems on my hands…

Has Mark seen this