Why am I even doing this....

ask-luxun:

asksimazhao:

ask-luxun:

askwangyuanji:

Zhao. We need to talk.  

[ hey. sima zhao. bro. if you’re not gonna keep yuanji, can i have her? //BRICKED. ]

(Keep dreaming, pyro.)

[ why ya gotta be like that, bro? ]

(Can’t help it, I need her.)

ask-luxun:

luxun:

ask-luxun:

askwangyuanji:

Zhao. We need to talk.  

[ hey. sima zhao. bro. if you’re not gonna keep yuanji, can i have her? //BRICKED. ]

(Are you really happily married?) 

[ WELL. LU XUN IS. But answer-chan is not. :c ]

(OH OOPS I REBLOGGED THAT ON THE WRONG BLOG AND YOU WERE FASTER IN REPLYING THAN ME IN DELETING /CRIES)

Answer-chan, you seem to be more intelligent than my current… fiancee, hmmm. 

[ With this hand I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never be empty, for I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way into darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine. 

ask-luxun:

askwangyuanji:

Zhao. We need to talk.  

[ hey. sima zhao. bro. if you’re not gonna keep yuanji, can i have her? //BRICKED. ]

(Keep dreaming, pyro.)

askwangyuanji:

Zhao. We need to talk.  

This doesn’t bode well….

Firstly, where’s that tablet we got for your responses.

Zhao. We need to talk.