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He chuckled. “No worry. Sat on before.” He sat down again with a thud. “If want down will wait. Why out here?”

“Oh. That kind of sucks. I don’t want to be sat on.” She waited until he sat back down before attempting to climb down his arm carefully. “I’m exploring! See, I can’t keep to one place for long. I live for adventure!”

He chuckled as she climbed down. "Not bad. Most thing sit on me small. Not notice most time." He nodded in understanding. "Ah, me travel much. See many places. Restless. Where headed?"

He stood up straight again after kneeling to let her down. “Will come. Water not problem.” He stepped closer to the water and grinned. “Might be wave. Careful.” He stepped into the water and started to wade out into the lake, only stopping once the water came up to his waist. “Deeper than thought.” He turned and waved to Nami on the bank. “Water fine. Come in when ready.” With that he dropped to a sitting position sending up a small wave in a ring around him. Now the water came up to his chest and he say comfortably on the muddy bottom.

He sat and waited for her to reach him, looking up and watching the sun set. He idly swished his hands in the water, sending waves back and forth to his sides. He didn't want to send one towards Nami, worrying that it might swamp her and send her under.

Kamelia returned the kiss with a happy giggle and smiled wide as she pulled him into a hug. “Mmm, thank you~” She said, her hand reaching up to stroke his cheek.

He chuckled again and returned the hug. “You’re very welcome.” He learned down and rested his forehead against hers and grinned. “Would you like another?”

“If it’s not too much to ask for~” She smiled, her hand moving to cup the back of his head as she pulled him down for another kiss. Her fingers running through his hair as she continued to kiss him, pulling him closer to her.

He hummed and smiled into the kiss. He hugged her tightly now, and moved a hand to hold the back of her head. After a long moment he pulled back with reluctance and grinned down at her. "How was that?"

Kamelia returned the kiss with a happy giggle and smiled wide as she pulled him into a hug. “Mmm, thank you~” She said, her hand reaching up to stroke his cheek.

He chuckled again and returned the hug. "You're very welcome." He learned down and rested his forehead against hers and grinned. "Would you like another?"

He stood up straight again after kneeling to let her down. "Will come. Water not problem." He stepped closer to the water and grinned. "Might be wave. Careful." He stepped into the water and started to wade out into the lake, only stopping once the water came up to his waist. "Deeper than thought." He turned and waved to Nami on the bank. "Water fine. Come in when ready." With that he dropped to a sitting position sending up a small wave in a ring around him. Now the water came up to his chest and he say comfortably on the muddy bottom.

He shook his head, it didn’t really matter. He’s found her, now he just had to get them both back to the cave. “Come on, need to get that wound looked at. Can you walk?”

“I don’t think I can really.. I managed to hurt my ankle and it’s pretty swollen right now..” She told him, her hands clinging onto him tightly as she pressed herself into him. “I’m glad you’re here now, Malphite..” She whispered, showing how worried she was for him.

He hugged her again and smiled weakly. “Alright, hold on tight.” He leaned down and picked her up gently, holding her so that her head was on his shoulder. He turned and started walking back along the trail he’d already cut through the underbrush.

Kamelia clung to him tightly, her face burying into the crook of his neck as he carried her back to the cave. She was in some pain, but she was trying to not let it show. “I don’t want to get separated again..”

He smiled weakly again. "I'm not letting you go, not now." He climbed steadily from the low forest onto the slopes of the mountain, the sun setting behind them. "Stay with me now, almost there."

He emerged into the sun and looked around slowly before climbing out of the hole. He stretched lazily, earth and stones falling off him as he yawned. He tried to look over his shoulder at his small passenger and smiled. “Hello, little one. Not be frightened. Friendly.”

He chuckled. "No worry. Sat on before." He sat down again with a thud. "If want down will wait. Why out here?"

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