Ask Shadowpeach

Welcome, askers, to an ask blog the likes of which have never been seen! Thank you for coming to the show! This is the Shadowpeach Ask Blog Mun speaking! You may call me Momo! So, I noticed one day, that no one had snatched the AskShadowpeach handle, and so therefore I knew it had to be done! But then I realized that I couldn't just NOT do anything with the blog once I got the handle.

That would be pretty lame of me! So here I am!

This ask blog will be taking place after S5, and some of my own personal backstories/headcanons for Shadowpeach will be in place, but none of the stablished canon from s1-5 will be touched/retconned/changed.

The only thing I am adding is one of my own versions of how Shadowpeach met, giving Wukong and Mac some family, the two of them have personal names I gave them, and also pulling from one of my own theories of how Mac could have died. This blog will follow the premise that Wukong killed Macaque, but in all of my theories/ideas it's always an accidental thing.

Anyways this ask blog will include mature themes from time to time, themes that aren't always child-friendly! I will say that full on N.S.F.W will not occur on this blog, but there might be some mildly spicy moments, depending on how this blog's story progresses, which mostly be influenced by what you all ask!

So, with that being said, people under the age of 18/minors, please do not interact with this blog! Do not like my posts, do not save them, do no reblog them, do not follow the blog! Only people 18 and up are allowed to interact, please respect this!

With that out of the way allow me to introduce you to the Macaque and Wukong of this blog!

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Titles:

The Six-Eared Macaque, Six-Eared Sound-Seer, Six-Ears, The Warrior, Monkey King’s Shadow

Name(s):

Macaque/Mac (Used by close friends/family), Yueliang (by parents) and Yuehua (Only Wukong was/is allowed to call him by Yuehua)

Age: Immortal (???) -Age Record Lost To Time-

Gender: Genderless

Pronouns: They/Them

Mate: None

Affections: Wukong/Xiaochao Hua (It’s complicated.)

Family:

Mother- Mínyōu

Father- Mòxuán Shuò

Siblings- (TBA)

{Children}

Xiǎotiān and Bǎi Hé

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Titles:

The Great Sage Equal To Heaven, The Monkey King, Heaven Born Stone Monkey, Stone Monkey Of Numinous Wisdom, and many more.

Name(s):

Tianchan Shihou, Sun Wukong, and Xiǎocháo Huá / Xiǎocháo or Cháohuá (Name meaning: Little Dawn/Little Daybreak Flower / Little Day Flower. These names are very special and only Yuehua ever used them/can use them)

Age: Immortal (???) -Age Record Lost To Time-

Gender: Genderless

Pronouns: He/Him

Mate: None

Affections: Yuehua/Mac (It’s complicated.)

Family:

Mother- Queen Jiā Tíng. Father- King Shàn Jūn.

Siblings- (TBA)

{Children}

Xiǎotiān and Bǎi Hé

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These are just bare bones, profiles for them! They will be updated as time goes on, as the canon of this blog is established. As I said before, this blog takes place right after the end of S5 and S6 has NOT yet happened as of the time this blog has been created! As such, anything relating to s6 once it comes out, I will try to incorporate into the blog if I can.

Now before you start asking away, here's some important information to remember: 1. The Troopmates of FFM are more like the monkeys of Monkey King 2009.

2. Sun Wukong in this blog was not the first Monkey King. There has been many Monkey Kings before him, including his father.

3. Sun Wukong and Macaque are not officially together just yet.

4. For the time being Wukong is watching over MK and Mac is watching over Bai He. They haven't come together to co-parent/parent them yet.

5. This blog is currently run by ONE mun, me, Momo. I would LOVE to cohost this blog with someone, but as of right now it's Momo all alonie on my ownie! If any mutual of mine wants to dm me and ask to be part of this blog, then go for it! I will let you in on the idea I have for Wukong and Mac if I choose you! I would prefer to answer asks as Macaque, though.

6. Mac and Wukong's designs/appearances are subject to change later! Not by much, but I love adding my own personal touches to them!

Just remember to be respectful and know I, Momo, the Mun have the right to refuse to answer a question that make me uncomfortable. Also please no character hate. If you come across this blog and don't like Shadowpeach or Wukong or Mac, then please move along.

Now, then! Now that's all said and done, I hope you will enjoy your time here!

"Believe it or not, despite being a stone monkey, I'm not actually obsessed with gemstones, rocks, or anything like that. Though I really love moonstones! Mac found one when we were younger and gave it to me as a present. Which, well, not gonna lie, shocked me."

"He carried it with him for weeks on end, he was utterly obsessed with that thing. And then, suddenly, out of the blue, he gave it to me. Told me he wanted ME to have it."

"I actually sill have it, somewhere. I'll have to go dig it up! But, anyways, Macaque is actually the one obsessed with that sorta thing. He has the BIGGEST gemstone and rock collection I've ever seen!"

"It's like, as big as my Mountain is tall! It's underneath his main cave on the mountain, in a huge cavern, he keeps it lit up with these shadow lanterns, and he loves spending a lot of time down there in the gemstone cave! Heck, he even has a nest down there! He just really loves his rocks, I don't know what to tell you! He seems to have a surplus of sunstones, actually... uh..."

"It kind of makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, cuz like, maybe the stones remind him of me? Uh, maybe I'm looking too much into it, but that's just what it seems like."

"I do have a soft for pebbles, though! They're so round, and small and cuteeeee! Especially pebbles that have little sparkles and speckles! They're so smooth and fun to skip across the surface of the ocean!"

"My favorite stone, huh?"

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"...Sun..."

"Suuuuun-"

"Ahem, mnn, s-sunstone. My favorite's a sunstone, but I also like moonstones, obsidian and snowflake obsidian, and amethyst."

"I sleep just about everywhere, but I like sleeping near the beach the most. The waves and the sea breeze are soothing."

"Oh! Don't let fool you! By that he means our tree! He's always hogging it! It's the best place on the Mountain to take a nap under the sun, and he always steals it! Calls dibs, or whatever!"

"I'm the KING of the Mountain! and yet, I barely get to use the best napping spot!"

"But heeyyy it's fineee! Totally fine! Cause I have the second-best thing!"

And what was it like in the underworld

"Hard feelings? Now why would I have hard feelings about the Pilgrims?"

"Look, you might think I have some complicated feelings about them, but honestly? I don't."

"I mean, I won't lie and say I never had any negative or complicated feelings towards them, though."

"Initially when I came across them and watched them do nothing as Wukong's Master used that damn circlet on his head, I saw red. After my death and then revival, I felt anger and hatred towards them, for a long time."

"But, well, that's all in the past, water under the bridge, it's been long enough that I've come to terms with some things. Anyways, I've long since worked out my own feelings towards them, and they didn't do me any wrong, and Wukong and I were friends with Ao Lie even before the Journey. I still haven't forgiven the Monk for using the circlet on Wukong, but I've long since let go of my anger towards him. Besides if Wukong's master was anything like Glasses is, well, he couldn't have been all bad, right?"

"As for the Diyu? Well, when a soul goes to the Diyu they enter a maze to be judged for their Earthly sins. Which if you don't know, I must have committed lifetimes of sins during my first life. Well, after that you undergo torture, and then finally once you've been judged, you are then permitted to drink the Soup Of Forgetfulness to be reincarnated."

"You can guess, that since I was resurrected instead of reincarnated, that the path I chose was a hellish nightmare come to life. I just couldn't let go of my past life; I guess. Too full of hate and bitterness, too resentful to just move on and let myself find peace. Which means I underwent centuries of the same cycle, over and over."

did you ever get your shadow lantern back or is it just…gone? LBD used it for her giant mech so it’s probably lost forever

you said you still preform at the theatre to pay the bills but how can you do that if you have no lantern?

"Oh, that old thing? Yeah no, it's busted. Scattered to the sands and the winds. Gone."

"Reduced to atoms."

"Listen, I never needed that lantern to actually do shadow plays! I've always been able to manipulate shadows to create visuals and what not on my own merits. I uhh..."

"I uh... I only used it during the show to trap, Glasses, The Pig and the Dragon Girl inside it and use them to teach the Kid a lesson, and to gauge him on if he was ready for the Lady Bone Demon."

"You know, now that I actually talk about it and look back on it, yeah that was uh, well it was kind of a rotten thing to do to the Kid and the others."

"Anyways, that lantern it was a conduit of sorts you could say. A conductor, if you will. A means in which I could channel my powers into and use them if I was running low on magical energy, essentially a contingency, if I was in a tough situation."

Have the two of you ever wondered of another life where it's different than the one you both have in the present???

....Just curious....

(been feeling a bit sentimental you could guess)

"Well...uh... I wouldn't say I haven't thought about it. I mean, I think everyone might wonder about that kinda stuff at least once, right?"

"However, I made my choices in life, and they led me to where I am now. Sure, a lot of the choices I made led to a lot of uh... pain, for a lot of people, myself included, BUT-"

"If I hadn't made all those choices, all those mistakes, I probably never would have had EVERYTHING I had or have in this life! I never would have had what I did with Macaque, I never would have met Azure and the Brotherhood, I never would have met my Master or the Pilgrims! I might not have ever met the Kid!"

"So, like, despite everything, despite how messy my immortal life's been, I wouldn't change it for anything. I still have my family, my troopmates, my friends, the Kid..."

"And... and Mac. I still have him, somehow."

"Also, uhhhh... I have tried messing with time before to change my life and undo things and fix my mistakes, and well... that didn't go super well, for me, or anyone. I messed up a LOT of stuff and nearly destroyed reality as we all know it."

"Time has a funny way of trying to keep everything on track, like it's got a mind of its own, and it did NOT like me mucking things up!"

"You've tried to change time? When?"

"Ahhh it doesn't really matter, now! It was shortly after the Journey. I'm surprised that the Celestial Realm didn't stick me back under another mountain again! I left a HUGE mess for them to clean up."

"Seems like it sure mattered a lot, if you made such a big mess of things."

"Well, sure, it mattered a lot back then, really. But not right now. I uh... I already kinda got what I wanted back right now, so..."

"Meaning?"

"Wouldn't you like to know? Shadow boy?"

**He sighs heavily, realizing he walked right into that one**

"Okay, fine, keep your secrets!"

"And yeah, I've thought about it too. More times than I care to admit."

"But the first life I lived was my own, and then the life I'm living now, is my own. As much as I might wish some of what happened was different, this second lease on life is what I got. This is the path I chose. That's all there is to it."

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Does Macaque still do shadow plays?

What was the most surprising part of modern life? Is their something you really didn't expect to be invented?

"Mhnnn, actually, never really thought about how it felt before. I mean, it's always come naturally to me, using my shadows to shape-shift. I'm essentially a shapeshifting shadow by nature, so I can be anyone or anything."

"You ever feel like you're floating, right before you fall asleep, like you're drifting away from your physical form? I guess that's the best way to describe it. I feel my mass melt away like snow on the first day of spring, and become liquified, and I'm floating. I feel like I'm everywhere and nowhere at once, like I'm transitioning through a void, breaking down and forming into something new. It doesn't hurt, if that's what you're asking."

"Only time a transformation should hurt is if you're being forced into it. If it hurts to transform any other time, well you're either doing it wrong, your magic energy is too depleted, or it's been sealed away, or stolen, you're sick or you're probably dyin."

"And yes, I still do shadow plays, I got bills to pay to keep my hideouts and my theatre up and running."

"Also, the evolution of FIREWORKS in the modern era. They've GOT to be the WORST invention that humanity has EVER made. They're WAY too loud, for one and for two they disrupt nature! When they explode, they release a ton of toxic chemicals, harmful gases, and other such things into the air, like plastics and chemicals. Which can then settle into the soil or seep into water, which can hurt plant, people, and animals alike."

"Not to be a killjoy, but they're among one of the worst things, and they were in their infancy back when I was alive, when they were still using bamboo stalks for them. At the very least they weren't as loud and destructive back then. Those ones left nothing behind except wood particles."

"Hey! There will be no slandering of fireworks on this Mountain, young monkey!"

"Wukong, I am only a few years younger than you."

"Yeah, but you were uh.... sleeping under the peaches for several hundreds of years and you didn't age in that time! So, you're more like many hundreds of years younger than me, now!"

"Sleeping under the peaches, huh? That's a poetically dramatic way of saying I was dead, Wukong."

"We ALSO do NOT speak of being the D E D on this mountain, either!"

"Alright, alright! Don't get your bananas in a bunch, bud!"

"Not gonna ask it. NOT gonna ask IT. NOT GONNA ASK."

"Cute. Real cute. I'm flattered, really."

I’m just saying Wukong if you don’t want Macaque anymore I will GLADLY take that pretty boy off your hands

"Mhhn?"

"HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAH!"

"A comedian, huh?"

"Oh bud, buuuddd, BUDDYYYY. You are BARKING up the wrong peach tree! If you think you can TAKE Macaque, you my friend are just a few plums short of a fruit pie."

"Good luck trying to catch that slippery son of a shadow, let me know HOW that works out for yah."

"But uh, from one FRIEND to another, maybe, actually-"

Should we ask Macaque?

"Eh, been there."

"Done that."

"M-MAC!"

"C'mon man! Right in front of our noodles?! Also, you're kidding, right?!"

"What?"

"It's the truth."

"M-Monkey King, he's kidding, right!? RIGHT?!"

"Uhhhhh.... Kid, uhm, well you see, there's somethin' we gotta tell you. Mac and I we uh, well, a long time ago, you know, we were sorta uh... sleeping in the same tree?"

"Oh."

"Actually, yeah, looking back on everything between you and how you've both acted, that kind of makes sense."

"Especially the first time, when he basically Monkey-napped me and you had to fight him. That makes waaayyy more sense now."

"What's that supposed to mean, MK?"

"..."

"Hey uh, Kid? How about we don't? I mean, that's all in the past, water under the bridge! Right?"

"Well, actually, I would like to hear the Kid out, bud."

"Okay, so hear me out that WHOLE thing with Mac monkey-napping me suddenly makes sense!"

"Cause you know, in monkey culture, sometimes monkeys will infant-nap one of the infant monkeys and then present them to the monkey they had an issue with to make amends!"

"Wait..."

"THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE DOING?!"

"Uh.... no..."

"Oh man! You so TOTALLY WERE!"

"Oh, hold up! How did you even know about that, Kid?"

"Ever since I learned I was a stone monkey, I've been doing some big brain boi research! Learning about monkeys!"

"D'awww! Kid! I'm proud of ya! Taking the initiative!"

"Yup! That's me! Monkie Initiative Kid!"

"Hey... wait a minute? Where did Macaque go?"

"Mhnn?"

"Looks like he ran off."

"Should we... go after him?"

(Is it macaque)

"Wha- huh?!"

"Uhhhh- Monkey King? You can have my noodles. I'm not hungry anymore."

"Who starts a conversation like that?! The Kid and I just sat down to eat! Also-"

"Seriously? Right in front of my Kid? Shame! Shame temple for you! GO!"

"My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined."

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Do you guys know who the Demon King of Havoc is and what are your thoughts on him?

"Demon King Havoc? Do I know Demon King Havoc?"

"Of course I know him, he almost killed all the monkeys on the Mountain, but worse than that he almost killed, Mac, my parents and siblings. I took care of him, though. Havoc won't be hurting ANYONE ever again."

"Shihou...?"

"Mhnn?"

"Oh uh... hey... bud."

"I uh... I'm sorry."

"For? What? For getting angry? Wukong, you're allowed to be angry. I don't blame you."

"No, it's not that. I... I'm sorry you had to see my eyes glow like that. I uh... I know that it, it makes you uneasy."

"Oh THAT, uh... right. Well-"

"It wasn't directed at me, so don't beat yourself up about it, kay?"

"..."

"Okay."

"Sooooo uh, Mac? You wanna hang out for a bit, maybe? I got nothin' going on, as usual, and well, you know, it's been a while since we did anything together that didn't involve saving the world from total chaos, you know? I mean we've hung out a couple of times here and there since the Pillar of Heaven and all that drama, but it's been more so with the others being there. We haven't really spent much time together, just the... just the two of us..."

"C'mon! We can go make some monkey mischief, just like the good ol' days!"

"Mhnnn-"

"Kay, yeah, sure. Where we goin?"

"Well I-"

"Uhhh.. actually.. I 'unno?"

"You dunno? The fuck you mean, you dunno?"

"Honestly, kinda thought you would say no. So, I didn't think that far ahead!"

"Ugh. THIS guy."

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Has there been people that tried to court you guys? How did they try?

Honestly this is mainly a question for Macaque because we already know the “Handsome Monkey King” has probably had many attempted courtships from others

but cmon a pretty face like Macaque’s must’ve attracted suitors over the years

"Psssh! Well, duh!"

"I AM not called the Handsome Monkey King for nothing, you know!"

"Ahhh! I remember it like it was yesterday! I've had SEVERAL suitors try! All of them lining up for miles! They've tried all sorts of things from calabashes, to cuffs, to ropes, to chains-"

"Just... just soooo mannnnyyy things!"

"But you can't courtnap the King, no one can contain me! The King courtnaps YOU! Or well, rather, I would if I wanted to cournap someone."

"Kinda hard for any suitor to make the trip down to the Diyu. Not exactly your go to place to courtnap someone."

"I was kinda busy being dead for hundreds of years, so likeeeeee, most people want the person they're courtnapping... alive, yeah?"

"STOP THAT!"

"Stop what?"

"You know EXACTLY what, bud!"

"No, no! Enlighten me, oh Great Sage Equal to Heaven!"

"UGH! Why are you the way-"

"Know what, no. I'm not gonna say it."

"I, the Monkey King, The Luminous Monkey of Wisdom, have learned my lesson, and we aren't starting that again!"

"Oh? And what lesson is that? Do tell!"

"To not ask you- ' Why are you the way that you are?'', duh!"

**He snickers** "Oh, yeah? Really?"

"Yeah! Really I-"

"Wait, no-"

"Okay! That's it! Get over here!"

"Oh nooo! Whatever shall I do?! I'm in soooo much trouble!"

"See ya~!"

"MACCCCC! GET BACK HEREEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

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**In the distance you can hear Wukong yelling at Mac and Mac's mischievous giggles growing softer and softer as they get further and further way.**

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"Oh bud! Do you even need to ask that!"

"Obviously it's gonna have to be Monkey Co-"

"If you say Monkey Cop, again, I'm tying you up to the Peach Tree on the beach tonight, by your tail. And that's where you will sleep."

"Errr uhhh, I mean uhm...not Monkey Cop, yeah. Totally not Monkey Cop."

"I mean, there's totally better movies. For instance, there's this new movie coming out-"

"Starring yours truly!"

"And you know it's gotta be good if it has me in it!"

"Really, Shihou? That's the best you could do? Smooth. Real smooth. Guess you want to be tied to the tree?"

"What? What's wrong with being excited about a new movie? Especially considering one super, awesome thing!"

just curious bc we all die someday will it suck?

"Peaceful. It felt peaceful. Next question."

"Bud you... you don't have to-"

"I don't have to what? Downplay it? Talk about it?"

"Both. Just cuz someone asks you a question doesn't mean you gotta answer it, especially somethin' like this. You don't owe anyone an explanation."

"....it....it really was, though, peaceful I mean."

"B-Bud, c'cmon, r-really you don't have to-"

"Would you just-"

**He takes a deep breath, and then slowly exhales.**

"Let me finish?"

"I... I just... I don't-"

"Every time I've tried to talk to you about this... you... you've shut me out. You've told me to drop it. To let it go. But now you're here, ready to talk about it with some... some stranger? But not me?"

"Wukong... you idiot. I'm obviously still not ready to talk about it. I literally said NEXT question!"

"But you-! You just said it was also peaceful! What's up with that?"

"Because in some fucked up way it was, Wukong. Listen, I'm really not ready to talk about it, but I decided to give a surface level answer instead of being a prick about it. They're obviously scared about dyin' or some shit, so I wanted to tell them that it wasn't all gloom and doom, alright? I mean, it did suck for a few moments and all, but that's as much as I'm willing to do into detail about it."

"Oh.... uh...well then..."

"Oh, don't even start with that!"

"Start...? Start with what?"

"Getting all misty eyed, you big immortal baby."

"I... I wasn't uh- I- I'm not-"

"I'm not crying! You're crying!"

"Uh huh, yup! Sure am! I'm crying a whole new waterfall and river on the mountain! Woe is me!"

"Why are you the way that you are?"

"Because I can be. I thought we already established that?"

"Now YOU don't START with THAT again!"

"Start? Start with what?"

"You know exactly what I mean!"

"No, no! Actually! Please, do elaborate!"

"You're killing me here, bud."

"Well, I mean, that would make us even, then. So-"

"I- that's---"

"Yeaaah okay- next question!"

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