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Speaking of that night, I think we need to talk. Can we meet up? Are you busy this weekend?

meet up? damn, it's about time. thought i was gonna have to start practicing butt ass naked to get you to admit you want another ride on the puckerman express.

I'd rather get to know someone a bit first, you know? I've had my fair share of interesting nights, but sometimes it's nicer to know the person. Mmmm, guess that's for me to know.

i really don't know. that sounds like alotta work and not my style. you don't gotta know a girl's favorite color or her ugly dog's name to get down to my kinda business. that just causes problems. you know somebody worth all that? cause there ain't many around here.

Yes, I do. My focus is solid. I'm focused on getting us another National Championship trophy so Coach Sylvester will stay off my back a little bit.

just solid? damn, you really are distracted by me. and just sayin, i don't think it's that big of a deal. the devil isn't gonna appear if you admit that i rocked your world out loud. but i still haven't "spoken" about it to anyone but you, so you're welcome.

Somehow I don't think I really want to out 'manwhore' you. Don't get me wrong, I love a bit of fun, who doesn't? I'm just like meh about it, doesn't really bother me.

good answer. you couldn't catch me in that department if you tried. but if that's just "meh" for you, then i'm kinda questioning what's un-meh for you?

Okay, fine. Maybe I stare..occasionally. But I would never call it drooling. Calm down. But I take my role as Captain seriously and something needs to be done about all of the distractions. I need my girls focused.

you need your girls focused? cause it seems more like you need yourself focused. what the hell you want me to do about it anyway? it's not like i can flip a switch and suddenly become facially challenged or lose all the jack in my arms.

Considering I hardly knew those five people, I think it was more than enough.

that just sounds like an average friday night in the puckerman bedroom. you gotta lot of catching up to do if you ever wanna out manwhore me. i guess that's a decent start, though.

I don't know what you're talking about. As a Captain, I have priorities on that field and looking at you guys is not one of them.

oh, don't give me that captain bullshit. everybody and their momma knows i'm the best player on the team and i still find plenty of time between drills to appreciate the show. cute excuse, though. it might actually work on someone who hasn't caught you drooling over them before.

Are we sure he’s not just makin’ shit up again? Last time, he claimed his cousin got into an accident, so he had to cancel his party to pick her up at the airport. But then Joe said his girlfriend saw him at a Taylor Swift concert with said cousin. Or whoever she’s supposed to be.

don't let me find out he lied bout that grandma shit. i'll drive down to the old folks home and find out my damn self if i have to. but other than the whole party situation pissing me off, i'm doing aight. just been chillin. you?

I really do hope that I don't regret my choice of what I wanted to study, of course I am motivated and passionate about it, but I also know that this is going to be a lot of work. I think I need to get myself a membership at the coffee place or something, because I will be needing those in the early mornings when I have 7am dance calls.... So how's everyone doing? I'm Myles, Myles Smythe. I'm majoring in Musical Theatre, and minoring in Dance, I love coffee, alcohol, parties, pizza, and video games. A fun fact about myself... I once went to a party in High School, and lord knows how, but I somehow ended up in the middle of a car parking lot, completely naked... Along with 5 others.... Yeeeaaaah, It's probably best that I don't remember what happened.

only five? those are rookie numbers, smythe.

You're an idiot and the ego is out of control.

hey, i can't help or change the facts. me being a total magnet anywhere i go is basically backed by science or psychology or whatever at this point.

Well, here goes nothing. I keep hearing people talk about this hellhole, so I figured I'd check it out.

shit, i was looking forward to it too until the party at sigma chi tonight got canceled last second because one of the frat brother's grandmas just had to pick this morning to flatline. fuckin selfish.

Does anyone else ever feel like they run into Coach Sylvester just a little too often? I mean, it’s obviously not that odd when it happens in the hallways or at Lima Bean, but what on earth is she doing at Between The Sheets? She went into a minute-long rant about how much she hates sheet music just a few days ago, and something tells me she's not there for the impromptu live performances either. This was the third time this week that she was suddenly standing behind me, and I’m kind of starting to think she’s spying on me.

nah, i definitely feel you. at first i thought she was onto me for always using the bathroom in her office, but it's getting to a point with all the lurking where i think she might just want a ride on the puckerman express. probably not the case for you, though. did you screw up or piss her off at practice? cause she could deadass be plotting on you.

The absolute incompetence that we have on the Cheerios is appalling. We don't work as hard as we do to have mediocre Cheerios and if I almost slip off the pyramid again because someone got distracted by the guys practice? I will personally have some words with Coach Sylvester and have those members kicked off the squad. Effective immediately.

can you really blame them? having me out there all swole and sweaty in front of thirsty freshman girls is like dangling a brick of crack outside a trap house. they couldn't ignore me if their lives depended on it.

What 5 things do you like in a girl?