The Pride of the Branch Family

Dear Anonymous,

A spirit channeling session for a birthday? I’ve never heard of that before. Though, I think you should ask Mystic Maya to do this instead of me. She would be better for the job -- she’s going to be the future Master of Kurain.

Dear Pearl the Crystal Gem,

Powered by a rock? Do you mean my magatama?

My power to channel a spirit doesn't come from that, but from the spiritual energy that runs the Fey bloodline, which can charge my magatama.

A gem? I’ve only channeled the spirit of deceased humans. And you’re a gem, too? H-How can this be . . . ?

I don’t even know if I will be able to pick up a spiritual aura to channel this gem, but I will do my best and try. You will have to come to Kurain for this and also to explain gems to me, though. 

Dear Anonymous,

Mystic Maya says the answer is always a ladder! 

Dear Shadow,

Oh, do you mean the triangle pea-zas? I tried it, too! Mr. Nick got three boxes sent to the office for everyone before Mr. Edgeworth left the country. Wow, I still can’t believe they will bring the pea-za boxes to you! That makes it so much easier! It was oily, but very good! I almost couldn’t finish my slice, but then I saw Mystic Maya eat two slices, and Mr. Scruffy Detective eat three. Seeing them eat so much gave me the will to finish my slice!

Oh, and I really love mashed potatoes, too! 

Dear Mr. Nick,

Black Box? No, I’m afraid I haven’t seen it -- I even wiped your desk this morning, but I didn’t see anything. 

Oh, no! Does this black box have an e-engagement ring inside it for Mystic Maya!? 

How could you have been so careless to lose her ring, Mr. Nick!? Oh, no matter! I will help you find it at once. 

 . . . A-And then you can finally profess your love to Mystic Maya!

Dear Anonymous,

Thank you! Mystic Maya says the Fey cuteness is incomparable.

Oh, she and Mr. Nick are always so busy with cases and never get a moment to themselves anymore. I’ve tried so hard to have them go on dates. I booked a suite for them at the Gatewater Hotel, and I even reserved them the Ultra Special Course at Hazakura Temple. They seemed to returned from their weekend at the hotel happy enough, and Mr. Nick went through the whole entire training session for Mystic Maya! . . . But is it not enough? Do you think if I tried to plan another date, they’ll grow even more closer and Mr. Nick will finally have gain the courage to voice his feelings for Mystic Maya?

M-Maybe it has been too long since their last date! I will ask Mr. Edgeworth to help me plan something for them.

-Pearl Fey

Dear Curious Lady,

There’s a term I learned when I went to the Shipshape Aquarium with my summer camp. The tour guide was talking about these fish that feed off the whales’ dead skin that need cleaned off. He said that their relationship was symbiotic, in which one couldn’t live without the other. I’ve seen so much of Mystic Maya and Mr. Nick to know that their relationship is exactly that.

That is why it’s hard for me to even grasp the idea that they aren’t special someones, even as a distant possibility. I’m sorry that I’m unable to give you a straight answer. I can only say that yes, it is plausible that maybe they would see other people, though the possibility is low. 

 . . . But even if that does happen, I do strongly believe that they would find their way back to each other. That’s the beauty of a symbiotic relationship, of course. 

Dear Trucy,

W-Wow, really? Thank you so much, Trucy! That’s so kind of you! I’ve never worn nail po -- !

Oh! Don’t let Mr. Nick see those bottles! You know how strict about makeup he gets with you! I remember you told me about that one time when he freaked out over that lipstick you wanted! 

Well, your gloves might be covering your nails right now, but he’ll be suspicious if he sees the bottles. You’ll have to be careful to not let him see it, or else he’ll go berserk!  

. . . Hm, but even if he does see it, I can ask Mystic Maya to talk to him upon her return -- she will soften him up right away!

Dear Trucy,

I’m sure if Mr. Nick is hiding something from you, or isn’t giving you the answers you need, it’s only for your own good. He loves you very much and would never intend to hurt you.

Of course, I’ll channel your mother for you, but I don’t know if this is a good idea . . .  

Dear supersexymew95,

We’ll both have to wait a while for that answer to come back . . . Mystic Maya is still not done with her training yet. 

And when she does come back, she’ll probably spend most of her time with Mr. Nick! O-Oh, I’m sure they’ve missed each other so much! But don’t worry, I’ll be sure to ask her when I can!

-Pearl Fey

Dear supersexyghotmew95,

Wow, it is from that long ago? Perhaps, Mystic Maya has actually seen it, then!

I will be sure to ask her when she returns from her training!

-Pearl Fey

Dear supersexyghotmew95,

So . . . she’s a gemstone alien? Hmm . . . it sounds intriguing but a little confusing. I may have to watch it for myself.

I like to watch anything from the Samurai Series, but, perhaps, it is time to try watching something new. I’m sure Mystic Maya would love it, and if it is about space and aliens, I’m sure Mr. Polly would like it, too!

-Pearl Fey

Dear Dahlia Hawthorne,

Mr. Nick would never go on the wrong path! He’s a much better person than you are! Why should I trust you!? You tried to have Mystic Maya killed! 

. . . You and Mother tried to have her killed through me. N-Now Mystic Misty is gone, and Mr. Godot is in jail. 

M-Mother, why did you do these bad things?!

Dear Anonymous,

Thank you! Mystic Maya says it runs in our family.

“M-Mai-den” . . . ?

Oh, I understand! I can only hope to be Mystic Maya’s “mai-den” when Mr. Nick proposes to her. He’s very shy, but he loves her very much -- the wait for their wedding won’t be much longer!

Dear supersexyghotmew95,

I don’t believe I have ever watched it. Is it one of those documentary shows that Mr. Polly likes to watch about space and the universe? 

W-What?! That universe has another Pearl, like me? Is she anything like me?

She must be another version of me! Mystic Maya had told me about this once -- Mr. Nick’s evil copy was Xin Eohp, Mystic Maya’s was Ayam Yef, so this Pearl must actually be Lraep Yef! Wait till I tell Mystic Maya about this!

Oh . . . unless you mean she only shares the same name as me, and that the show is not about the universe of the evil doppelgängers of our world -- it would have seemed to watch. Oops.

Dear Meredith,

She will be arriving very soon! I’ve been whipping the office and everyone in it into shape in preparations for her arrival!

Mr. Nick has been waiting so patiently for her training to finish! Did you know that he had even sent burgers up to the mountain for her? Ahhhhh, Trucy and I are so restless for the lovers to finally have reunited! 

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