Secretly Mormon Married.

askonehellofalucifer:

askmormonmichael:

askonehellofalucifer:

askmormonmichael:

askonehellofalucifer:

askmormonmichael replied to your post: Michael is my secret boyfriend.

Well that one’s not exactly true, but I’m glad you like me a lot! -laugh-

Not exactly?

Well I’m your friend, and I’m a boy. What is that face? It looks like you’re imagining ice cream but there’s no ice cream there. 

I was just imaging a certain moment. The other night.

When we had ice cream?

Well gosh, if you like ice cream that much, we can go out for it on your birthday too!

No that time we were knitting. *trying very hard to not say what they were doing*

Oh yeah, that was that one time when we were knitting I remember that hahahahaha. 

ha.

it’s funny because we were knitting! That’s what we were doing for sure. 

...Oh, Fuck it.

askonehellofalucifer:

askmormonmichael:

askonehellofalucifer:

askmormonmichael replied to your post: Michael is my secret boyfriend.

Well that one’s not exactly true, but I’m glad you like me a lot! -laugh-

Not exactly?

Well I’m your friend, and I’m a boy. What is that face? It looks like you’re imagining ice cream but there’s no ice cream there. 

I was just imaging a certain moment. The other night.

When we had ice cream?

Well gosh, if you like ice cream that much, we can go out for it on your birthday too!

askonehellofalucifer:

askmormonmichael replied to your post: Michael is my secret boyfriend.

Well that one’s not exactly true, but I’m glad you like me a lot! -laugh-

Not exactly?

Well I’m your friend, and I’m a boy. What is that face? It looks like you’re imagining ice cream but there’s no ice cream there. 

I was just imaging a certain moment. The other night.

Well that one’s not exactly true, but I’m glad you like me a lot! -laugh-

Not exactly?

askonehellofalucifer:

You still forgot my birthday.

Come up with something more interesting and we’ll see.

Please stay with me and don’t go out with your harlot friend Ryan whom I dislike very much. I am sorry I may have at some point possibly forgotten the exact date of your birthday. 

askonehellofalucifer:

askmormonmichael:

askonehellofalucifer:

askmormonmichael replied to your post: 1 day left until my birthday.

Y-yeah it is! It’s super your birthday super cool that’s just super great yeah! For sure presents, hahaha.

Wow, you forgot.

No, no! Of course not! I wouldn’t forget your birthday, it is on Monday and you will be 21, I couldn’t forget any of that! I can’t wait for your party unless you decided you didn’t want a party in which case sorry you don’t have a party! I know you have plans unless they were cancelled in which case I have plans I totally have plans!

Totally!

Ryan and his husband is taking me out for drinks.

Ryan? If you insist, I’ll just save my money and get you a gift card to Target. We can skip the really cool stuff.

No alcohol, remember? I don’t care if you’re 21, it’s bad for you. It makes you dumb and slow and unhappy. 

You still forgot my birthday.

askonehellofalucifer:

askmormonmichael replied to your post: 1 day left until my birthday.

Y-yeah it is! It’s super your birthday super cool that’s just super great yeah! For sure presents, hahaha.

Wow, you forgot.

No, no! Of course not! I wouldn’t forget your birthday, it is on Monday and you will be 21, I couldn’t forget any of that! I can’t wait for your party unless you decided you didn’t want a party in which case sorry you don’t have a party! I know you have plans unless they were cancelled in which case I have plans I totally have plans!

Totally!

Ryan and his husband is taking me out for drinks.