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@askmspar
It’s my birthday today! Can I get a happy birthday and a high-five?
Oh, a birthday today? You hope you aren’t late. Time is an unforgiving mistress and temporal mechanics are a little more than fucked up here. You wish them a happy birthday!
As for the high-five...
You sort of just pap your sleeve against the ask on the phone screen and hope that does the trick.
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You do the little paw thing with your sleeves that’s too cute! Also, do you like musicals?
Yeah, Mallek's hoodie has always been too big on you, but it's the coziest article of clothing you think you've ever worn in your life. The sweater paws are mostly unintentional, but they do help if you ever need to appear nonthreatening and cute. And also hinder when you actually do need to appear threatening or serious. It's a give and take, really.
As for the musicals, maybe at some point you did? You don't think you can classify yourself as having any sort of theatre kid vibes, but maybe somewhere in your long forgotten past you had liked belting out showtunes once in a while.
You probably know enough to pull off a few pop culture references off the seat of your hoodie, or sing a few bars of Seasons of Love in a pinch. But to your current, still semi-amnesic knowledge, the most recent musical you've seen was a few acts of Homestuck: The Musical in Scatch's computer closet, which you liked, sure, but you don't know much else.
đź‘’I just think a hat will complete the look, you cutie patootie!
Coincidentally, the hat lands directly on your head, which is fortunate because you wouldn’t have had another hand to grab it otherwise. You know you won’t be passing as any high-end fashionista in this hoodie-and-hat get-up, but many of your friends know you as an eccentric dresser at the best of times. This ensemble is nothing compared to some of your more bizzare looks. The hat also reminds you of Chixie. You like it.
MSPA Reader, I'll treat you a shaved ice for being so superb: 🍧 Live long and prosper, small one 💌
You let them know that you appreciate the sentiment but you’re pretty sure Tumblr wouldn’t include a feature to let askers teleport objects, much less Tumblr mobil-!
You jolt back from the sudden appearance of some shaved ice that just decided to pop into existence in the little void you’re in. Well, fuck, you guess Tumblr can do that. Technology sure is advancing fast these days.
Not to look the gift ask in the sunglasses, you gently take the shaved ice. Not the treat you had expected to get inside the sun, but you're not complaining.
Not a question but you're the cutest
Aw, shit, just when you thought you had gotten the blush under control, they come and snatch the rug from under you yet again. Another point to the askers. They’re going to make you pull your hoodie over your face at this rate.
You’re just feeling a little surprised, you guess. For a while there you were just a grimy sort of wandering weirdo looking for friends and occasionally stealing clothes from said friends, and then after that you kind of just zapped around in a hoodie that has quite possibly seen more wear and tear in your limited time wearing it than Mallek could have in his entire time owning it.
That being said, with the exception of a few of your friends, cute wasn't normally the word people immediately went for to describe you, so you have to say, this is a welcome change.
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You became a first guardian? :o
You did! Five or six months ago, you estimate. Roughly. Even after everything that’s happened to you, time is still a tough concept for you to wrap your head around.
You don’t assume all First Guardian come into existence the way you did, but you’re a pretty unique individual, you’ve gotta say.
You fought with some authors, had both a narrative breakdown and an epiphany to protect your friends, assimilated your mortal being into the fiery narrative mass of The Green Sun, started using first person pronouns for a second there as a meta metaphor for how you're more than how the narrative binds you, the works.
The protector, the Savior of the Waking World, I am the First Guardian of this locked timeline, and I will keep it safe.
You laugh a little self-consciously, looking over the timeline you care for. You do prefer second person over the first person. It’s a lot more comfortable for you. You can’t pinpoint it, but you feel like it fits you better.
where are you, Mx. Mailfriend? your current location section seems pretty devoid
Oh! You apologize for that and quickly update it.
You explain that your current location should seem pretty devoid, since it’s literally...
...the void.
Okay, well, not the void exactly. You sort of have a theory you know where you are.
As far as you know (which is not far), you are currently somewhere head-deep in the middle of The Green Sun. Since you’ve become a first guardian, this has been your... you want to say your resting place, but that makes it sound like you’re dead. But this is just where you live now, you guess!
You know this is definitely a cop-out answer, but all types of friends are the best types! Your own friends are all pretty different from each other, but they’re still all great in their own ways.
You... do have a slight preference towards easier-to-make friends who don’t immediately try to cause you or anyone you know physical, mental, or emotional harm. Though, honestly, at this point, you feel like that list is incredibly small. You’re not even on that list.
Why are you so cuteee
Your face flushes just a little bit. You’ll tell them thank you after you manage to get that in check.
- > MSPA Reader: Be open for asks.
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