SWAAARRRM!

Wilfrid: I WILL BECOME THE STRONGEST BEEDRILL

Wilfrid: Do you know what its like to be prey to multiple species of pokemon? ITS NOT FUN!

Wilfrid: If I had a berry for every time some bird swooped down on me to catch me, I’d be set for life.

Wilfrid: Weedle isn’t the strongest pokemon, and we don’t have many moves, but a well place jab with my horn usually sends people running. AND IT’LL BE EVEN WORSE WHEN I BECOME A BEEDRILL.

Wilfrid: I MEAN....MAYBE IM A LITTLE SMALL BUT.....IM STILL STRONG..

Wilfrid: I did it. I made it to the festival. NOW.....TO PICK THE BEST PUMPKIN.

Wilfrid: I didn’t take any serious casualties....BUT IF SHE’D HAVE MOVED HER FOOT JUST A FEW INCHES...SHE WOULD HAVE HAD A REAL REASON TO SCREAM AND RUN!!

Wilfrid: I DO NOT REQUIRE LEAVES.... I REQUIRE VENGEANCE!!!

Wilfrid: BUT THE THOUGHT IS APPRECIATED!!!

Wilfrid: JUST, PUT THE WHOLE BOOT ON ME. AND THEN WHEN SHE LOOKED DOWN TO SEE WHO SHE STEPPED ON, SHE HAD THE NERVE TO SCREAM AND RUN AWAY!!

Wilfrid: NOT EVEN AN APOLOGY. AN “Oh, I’m sorry weedle! I didn’t see you there!”. A SCREAM!

You’ve come across a very angry little man. Why is he so angry? Do you want to find out? Or do you want to run away? Or perhaps you want to do both, but you are afraid of such an angry little weedle. That’s understandable.