🐍 🐍 Serpent God Stan!! 🐍🐍

I...fancy him...quite a bit, yes.

I had never heard of such a thing before, so I had to do my research...

I still have a bit of trouble understanding the entire ethos of this peculiar movement...it appears to be about self-harm and stuff? I don't know...but they really do look good in those outfits. I've always enjoyed dresses and masks, so I might have to try something in the vain of this soon.

I can't promise it will be terribly accurate, but I'll do my best. Sorry...

I am so, so fery sorry for my late response. I had taken a bit of a break from the blog when I really shouldn’t have…I should’ve never kept you baited for this long…I’m so stupid…just…so stupid…

Dammit…

…A-anyways, the average day at the cathedral? Well, I mainly spend it cleaning it and organizing it for future events…I take time to say my prayers…and uh, if there’s a guest, I welcome them and try to get them to follow our gospel. We don’t tend to get the biggest turnouts compared to other churches, so when people do come, it’s great.

It’s not the biggest or most exciting job ever, but I believe it holds a lot of value…yeah!

Again, sorry for the late response, I will try and be more punctual in the future! Sorry…agh....

Oh-oh wow! Uh- uh! Uh...Thank you! Thanks so much for the compliment! I'm glad that you enjoy my presence, and rest assured, I will- I will continue to be that way.

As for h-how I'm doing? I'm doing...uh...well...fine? I've got a lot of work to do. Church attendance has improved, which I enjoy, but I gotta work my butt off. Apart of me wishes I had more time to myself, but I know that's not what pious individuals do! My every being should be held to do my duty.

Regardless, I appreciate your concerns, but I really am doing okay. You don't need to worry about me!

I'm sorry, but I think you've got the wrong God...

The Serpent God is never capable of being a menace. He is benevolent and just.

Sorry it took awhile, but don’t think I was ignoring you out of malice or disdain or anything. I really did want to get back to you sooner. I really did! But work got in the way…Sorry.

Wait, nothing should supersede my duties! What am I talking about! GRAAAGH! FUCK, BILL!

O-oh, yes, the question…

Hmm...it was a bit of time ago, but I remember back when I was , uh, a juror within the Queen's court. I was kind of getting sick, what's with all the chopped heads. It was too much of a dogmatic system for my liking, so I uh...uh...I quit.

But I did enjoy being a juror! It gave me something to at least give my life to - a position in service of a greater justice. Without anything to dedicate myself to, I was...I don't know how to describe it...empty? My life just didn't feel right, okay? It just didn't. 

Then one day, I was walking around the cemetery. I'm sorry if that's weird; I just enjoy walking to different places. I promise I don't enjoy the prospect of being around dead people...I don’t enjoy the concept of death…I'm sorry if I sound like I'm lying...please understand that I'm not! 

...I'm getting sidetracked. 

Dammit... 

A-anyways, I happened upon the Ripon Cathedral and there was a paper nailed on the front door saying that they were understaffed and looking for new members to serve the Serpent God (praise be Him) and maintain the church. I thought that this might get me out of my slump, so I began to learn about the faith and...it resonated with me in ways I couldn't imagine. Never more had I heard a faith so beautiful and moving...I knew He had to be the one true to source of justice...so, um, yeah! That's the story. 

I gravely apologize if this came off as an excessive response...I didn't even know where to begin with this one. I'm sorry if I annoyed or bored you...I just...I don't know. Please understand that I don't mean to annoy you. Am I being paranoid? Maybe I am...this is my first thing on here, so I'm a bit nervous...I’m sorry for saying sorry so much. 

But if this response satisfied you, thank you!p for giving me your time! Praise the Serpent God!