Got a Problem? In a Pickle? Need some Dick? Perhaps we can be of some assistance. If you need a powerful threesome to lend a hand or two or three or six, just pick up that phone right now and call Problem Sleuth, Ace Dick and Pickle Inspector: Private Investigators. We are the most hardboiled detectives this side of the imaginary world windows. So shit's getting real, you know what to do. Dial the phone: STAR-HEART-HORSESHOE!
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It takes a thief to catch a thief, but to catch a kingpin, it takes...
Will Patrick Sloan and his associates' investigation uncover all the secrets that trouble them? Or will even the best-laid plans lead them to their end?
Rated R for language, violence, sexuality, and child endangerment.
CAST AND CREW
LynnLarsh as The Narrator & Karkat “Carter” Vantas
Alex "GuitArchon" Melius as Patrick Sloan, Doc Scratch, & Horace
@halberdierminister as "Ace" Richard "Dick" Dunn, Clinton "Clint" Duccio/Clubs Deuce, & The Fuckin Guy
@necrowemancer as Peter Inesco, Winnifred Dunn, Mr. Dulls, & 911 Operator
@nec-romantically as José "Jack" Vantas/Jack Noir/Blackjack Vance/Spades Slick & Mr. Clancy
A.J. Burlingham as Paolo Diamante/Paulie Diamonds/Diamonds Droog
Zwei as Heinrich "Hank" Bachman/Hearts Boxcars & The Big Guy/Q
@flamiart as Lucretia Snow/Snowman & Nadine Beaumont
@kazieka as Kanaya Maryam
Solace Eon as Aradia Diamante
@omniverbosity as Henrietta Donnelly & Hearst Dunn
Alyssa Philips as Molly Painter
@spinning-logic as Mr. Cobb, Arthour, & Doctor
Chapter Art by @bolobramble
Written by Halberdier
Directed, adapted, organized, and edited by Charliegolightly
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No. I ain't gonna do that. You got any idea how advanced that battle technique is? You prepared to deal with the consequences of Triple Truffle Shuffle Trouble? You got two extra versions of me runnin' around right now? You got the right number of elf tears? You got the proper level of pang nectar to fill a suckle receptacle? Kid, you ain't thought none of this through, and I ain't gonna be cajoled into doing something that's supposed to be a last ditch attack just for your poops and laughters.
You know, I honestly'd rather not think about that. Sure, I used to work all by my lonesome, but I wasn't half the detective I am now. Ace and the Inspector have gotten me out of more dicey scrapes than I'd be able to put on paper. Sure, Inspector's a little bit strange, and Ace is a pain in the ass from time to time, but those guys are more than just my colleagues now. They're my friends. We make a hell of a team, and I wouldn't wanna work with any other fellas than those characters, I'll tell ya.
You really questioning my sleuthin' skills? Buddy, I could find anyone or anything faster than you could find the exit door to the afterlife. I could find a needle in a haystack the size of Mount Tegucigalpa. I could locate Waldo, Carmen Sandiego, AND the key to the Felt Mansion cleverly hidden inside a fake rock and still be back to the office to have afternoon tea with the Inspector. Kid, I am a finding FORCE. And as for your shoe? Well it looks like the shoe's....
Hal - One word answer: yes. Okay, I'll be more specific. Yes, I do like anime. Not all anime, just like I don't like all movies or all books, but I do very much enjoy some series and movies. My top three series would be The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Gurren Lagann, and Azumanga Daioh. Right now, I'm in the middle of Last Exile and am thoroughly enjoying it.
Conjured- I have to admit, I'm not all that up on anime anymore. I used to be a total otaku in high school and the start of college, but my interests have shifted since then. I still really enjoy different series and honestly, if people had good suggestions of new shows, I'll give them a look. :) The last "new" anime I watched was Tiger & Bunny, but my favorites would probably be more 'classic' shows such as Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, FLCL, etc. And if this post wasn't a clue enough, I love Satoshi Kon and pretty much anything he ever made (Paprika will always be on my top favorite movies of all time list). I also adore Tekkonkinkreet. Best spontaneous buy of my life. I was not disappointed.
Maddie- Oh yeah! I'm actually the VP of the anime club at school. Like Conjured I'm not into it as much as I was in high school, but I do still enjoy watching it. That's what I love about my club actually, we get this large variety of anime that I normally would never even know about, like Dead Man Wonderland and Mirai Nikki. My favorites I'd have to say are Yu Yu Hakusho, Ao No Exorcist, and Madoka.
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Conjured: I used to read quite a few webcomics; lately I've gotten back into reading Marvel comics. But some webcomics that I do follow quite closely are: Many Guys Doing Manly Things, The Less Than Epic Adventures of TJ and Amal (warning: sometimes NSFW), Johnny Wander, Best Friends Forever, and This Is NOT Fiction. Edit: Since everyone else mentioned it, I have also read Prison Break (it was the first MSPA I ever read) and Problem Sleuth.
Hal – Oh goodness YESSSS. My first webcomic was Dominic Deegan: Oracle for Hire, which I have read daily since I was introduced to it in 2006. After that, I was introduced to xkcd, and later on I discovered the wonders of Questionable Content, Girls with Slingshots, Johnny Wander, Double K, Surviving the World, Manly Guys Doing Manly Things, and probably my favorite, Dinosaur Comics. I read the phenomenal and wonderful Hark! A Vagrant a little more frequently than it updates, and I also occasionally check in on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal (sort of NSFW), Wondermark, and A Softer World. Additionally, I used to read AceroTiburon and Scandinavia and the World, and I've read Dar! (occasionally NSFW) in its entirety. Oh, and I've read Jailbreak, Problem Sleuth, Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff, and RyanQuest, but I think MSPA goes without saying. Needless to say, I read a lot of webcomics.
Kait: Oh man I could make a big huge list of all the ones I read..... but my all-time favorites are Lackadaisy, Helvetica, Ruby Quest (really creepy), and The Meek! (a little nsfw?) Also, of course, Problem Sleuth and SBaHJ.
Maddie: I've read a few, and since I'm dumb there won't be any links to them :I But some of the ones I used to read that I need to pick back up are Questionable Content, Dr. McNinja, Girls With Slingshots, Ratman (I think that one ended though), Ctrl+Alt+Delete, and the Squishable's webcomic, along with most all of MSPA (Didn't read Bardquest)
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