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H: Well I’d say we flattened the curve all right, unless wobbles count as curves?

M: Let’s say they do and keep pounding.

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That’s it. That’s the plot of Cartoonival.

Do you two have a favorite sport?

H: Actually we do!

M:It’s called Pesterguest! Wanna see how it works?

*PEW!*

***KER-PLOOOOOOOONG!***

H: Funny thing about Pesterguest…

M: It usually ends with a game of frisbee!

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Are you guys gonna wear masks and wash your hands like good little jesters?

H: Masks are out here just like everywhere else...good thing we have hats!

M: This is easier for some of us than others...

#askhavocandmayhem #the jesters #rare view of havoc's hair again

can you prank Finn the human?

H: There, found a good use for those noodle arms of yours!

M: Thanks for that, our knot skills were getting rusty!

I’m not late for April Fools shut up

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It's April Fools!

The jesters are up to their usual tricks, send in an ask of someone you want to get pranked!

#askhavocandmayhem #the jesters #April fools

What do you two think of being flat?

H: That’s an interesting question...it’s something we do a lot but I never think about it.M: It might interest you non-toons to know there’s several types of flattening actually.

HnM: OUCH!

H: Eeuuggh...see I’m just regular flat...M: And I’m doing a profile flat.H: And these aren’t so bad actually, but there’s another type that’s-

HnM: YIPE!

H: ...yeah this...can’t move much like this.M: You can move like this...as long as it’s up and down.

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Let's play

HnM: Don’t mind if we do!

#askhavocandmayhem #the jesters #anon abuse

So many cobwebs, man.

H: We apologize for our absence…

M: As you can see, we’re about to clean house!

H: Hit it, sis!

H: WAH! DOWN BOY!

M: JANE, STOP THIS CRAZY THIIIIIING!

Vacuum: *BURP!*

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I'm Emu Johnson, Emu expert on all things cartoon. Today, we have some feisty buggers! Their called the jesters! They may not be dangerous, but they can really RUSSEL YA JIMMIES.... *Narrows eyes* I'm gonna go poke em.

#askhavocandmayhem #the jesters #contestants #I had something funnier planned for this but I completely forgot what it was

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Happy April First

H: Right back atcha!

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WE’RE BACK!

April showers bring May flowers but April Fools brings pranks and ridicule!

The jesters would like to cordially invite you to enjoy this April 1st with some April showers of their own! Showers of very heavy metallic objects...yes it seems they broke into an ACME warehouse and stole literal tons of safes, weights, anvils, and other such items. So now would be a good time to run.

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@slocotion ‘s amazing creation arrived today~ he is absolutely flawless and without a doubt one of the most beautiful things I’ve seen. Seeing something I doodled out in person.

Slocotion’s work is absolutely amazing and I highly reccomend you give them a look.

There were no pranks this year. That was the prank. You’ve been fooled, April.

Some wonderful fanart by @coqui-pie

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Merry Christmas from Cartoonival!

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how it will be a wrestling match between havoc and mayhem?

Havoc: You ready sis? This is for all the marbles!

Mayhem: Shut up if you can’t put up!

HnM: THUMB WRESTLE!!!

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