George Washington

I'm using his blog to announce to all of you that sadly, your President and General, George Washington, has passed away due to issues caused by his throat infection. 😢

The funeral will be hosted tomorrow at 10 am. Everyone who wishes to come pay their respects is invited to do so. 🙏😔

❗Available merch tomorrow:

- Make America Gay Again t-shirts 👕;

- Little horses souvenir written "hay heaven"🐎🪽;

- "you look good like open casket good" stickers ✨⚰️;

- "RIP George Washington" t-shirt with a beautiful design ✨👕;

- "See You Soon" hats for older guests 🤭🧢;

- "you put the FUN in funeral" glasses 😁🥤;

- M. Wash.

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ok bye

God. ☝️🙏.

Hey kid. I'm handling it.

-🐱💒

I'm fine. Georgie spent the day with me. And the doctor is trying his best.

Nothing. Everything is fine.

I’ve just finished settling Mammon in for the night. I’m free now—are you still waiting beneath that tree? Forgive me if I’ve kept you waiting too long.

Yours,

George R.

— @askyourking

Yes I am. It's okay. You're free now. Come here.

Yrs.