writer from 200 years ago: heres a simple story about a man on a boat with no underlying themes
english teachers:

if i look back, i am lost
almost home

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NASA

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Janaina Medeiros
DEAR READER
Keni

pixel skylines
trying on a metaphor
i don't do bad sauce passes
we're not kids anymore.
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writer from 200 years ago: heres a simple story about a man on a boat with no underlying themes
english teachers:

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Actually genuinenly enjoying my customer service job sometimes
Customer (calling from Ireland): “Yes hello, I would like to -”
Sheep in the background: *gentle baa*
Customer: “Uh, sorry, what I want to do is -”
Sheep: *slightly more insistent baa*
Customer: “No, not now! -cough- Excuse me. I have a reservation and -”
Sheep: *VERY LOUD ACCUSATORY BAA*
Customer: “Arnulf! Please be quiet, I am on the phone! … Sorry, I sincerely apologize on behalf of Arnulf.”
me: “I love and forgive him.”
Customer: “Don’t, he doesn’t deserve it. Anyway, I’m calling about -”
Arnulf: *small, very self-satisfied baa*
I once took my kids to a local farm and we found a lil goat with its horns stuck in a fence, just sitting there kinda mournfully on the grass. We tried to help it get free but it was stuck tight. We petted it for a while and fed it some grass (as it had lawnmowered a circle around itself as far as it could reach), and then went back to the ticket office to tell them it needed help, but before I’d said more than: “There’s a goat-” the guy cut me off with a weary wave and said, “Yeah, we know. Stuck in the fence. That’s Brenda. She can get herself out whenever she wants. She just likes the attention.”
Trolled by a fucking goat.
i’m fucking dying “yeah that’s brenda”
Extensive research has concluded that this indeed, is the greatest line in animated film history.
When Soviet leader says all comrades are equal but Grandma knows you’re special
These twins toddlers on a Russian street are so well protected against the cold that they look like penguins, 1968.
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Save me. (open/drabbleish)
How long had..has it been? days? weeks? months? years, prehaps? The merc captain had lost all sense of time as he sat in a isolated cell, hands and feet shackled as he sat on the cell floor.
So many crimes he'd been accused of..mass genocide on a planetary scale, mass uprisings, murder on multiple degrees. Fuck..Being a mercenary had its cons.
The once energetic and cocky merc was now a mere shadow of himself, Quiet and brooding as he shifted slightly, dirty and burised feet scuffing the concrete floor in the movement to get comfortable that never came as he let out a soundless sigh, his stomach grumbles faintly with hunger as he glances over in the darkness where the door to his cell was at.
a brusied hand reaches up to scratch at his now beard and chin, the captain now looking more like a mountain man during his stay in the Imperial prison, he would reach up and brush long locks of blue hair from his eyes, how they changed.. Once wild and bright, now they where dull and tired.
They where trying to break him, as if the beatings and tortures werent bad enough, they had separated him from everyone else and he had come to a quick realization he -needed- contact with others.
This..This silence..It was horrible, almost on the level of being frightening, as the merc had done all he could to keep some sort of noise in the room, he had sung alot of songs he knew, recited skits from shows he had watched (The guards would never forget the Parrot Sketch from Month Python.)
a sense of hopeless had been growing in him for a long while now, Why hadnt he'd been resuced yet..? where was Ro and the Roughencks..? would he ever get out? he once tired to warp out of the room but that went horribly wrong as the room electrocuted him in response, he'd even tried to break out a few times when the guards came to feed him but that ended up horribly as well, once he was beaten till he couldnt moved and another time..well..he couldnt quite remember but either way, he was broken and found any hope of escape, squashed.
"Someone..Save me.."
501st Legion: Vader’s Fist VS Space Cockroaches 9 by Guillem H. Pongiluppi
“your hair looks like shit” *is immediately set on fire*
Ukiyo-E Heroes (Illustrations by Jed Henry)
Digging in the vast deep internet, I have recently found the artwork of this illustrator: Jed Henry, who teamed up with “Woodblock Printmaker” David Bull for the making of these parody illustrations of videogames called: “Ukiyo-E Heroes”.
The classical game characters including: Mario Bros, Donkey Kong, Starfox, Street Fighter, Pokémon, The Legend of Zelda, etc. Has been taken to the past with a medieval outfit, making a reference to the japanese culture in the past.
This is very awesome!
me: (writes fics in my head while running)
me: (writes fics in my head while driving)
me: (writes fics in my head while brushing my teeth)
me: (sits down to write a fic at my computer) I got nuthin

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"Let me go on a mission with you!" The gardener said ever so excitedly.
“You really, really wanna go with me, hun?” The merc asked as he looked up from his data slate.
“Yes, I really do!” The gardener cried out loud. Finny was always home alone when the mercenary was gone out on missions every two weeks. He hated being isolated from Fuse.
Fuse chuckled faintly, knowing what the gardener was trying to get at. Looking at his data slate he found a decent job. “Oh, here’s one..Some one needs some land checked out..We could consider it a sort of vacation in the woods..?”
The boy gasped and jumped in the air for joy. “I would love to do that with you, Fuse!” He accepted.
Fuse smiled at he sat his slate down. “Good, I was hopeing so. Go pack some clothes suit for the woods, alright? Make sure ya get your boots too.”
“Alright then!” Finny saluted before running into his room to pack his things, just as Fuse told him to.
Fuse smiled a bit as Finny ran off and soon he was going through his stuff as well, once packed he would meet Finny at his room. “Hows it coming along?” The merc asked as he let himself in.
The blonde met up with Fuse with his belongings. “Packed and ready!” He replied cheerfully.
"Good." He says with a smile, soon leading the blonde to the hanger part of the Arrogance where a shuttle waited for them. Once on board and settled in they would head out into space. Their goal was a planet before them, It looked alot like earth from just a glance but upon seeing the planet, as they woukd see that it was mostly a woodland planet.
"It looks amazing.." the merc said as they flew over some wooded areas of the planet. "Heh.." he smiles as he looks to Finny. "What do you think..?"
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And So It Is.
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"Let me go on a mission with you!" The gardener said ever so excitedly.
“You really, really wanna go with me, hun?” The merc asked as he looked up from his data slate.
“Yes, I really do!” The gardener cried out loud. Finny was always home alone when the mercenary was gone out on missions every two weeks. He hated being isolated from Fuse.
Fuse chuckled faintly, knowing what the gardener was trying to get at. Looking at his data slate he found a decent job. “Oh, here’s one..Some one needs some land checked out..We could consider it a sort of vacation in the woods..?”
The boy gasped and jumped in the air for joy. “I would love to do that with you, Fuse!” He accepted.
Fuse smiled at he sat his slate down. “Good, I was hopeing so. Go pack some clothes suit for the woods, alright? Make sure ya get your boots too.”
“Alright then!” Finny saluted before running into his room to pack his things, just as Fuse told him to.
Fuse smiled a bit as Finny ran off and soon he was going through his stuff as well, once packed he would meet Finny at his room. "Hows it coming along?" The merc asked as he let himself in.
"Let me go on a mission with you!" The gardener said ever so excitedly.
“You really, really wanna go with me, hun?” The merc asked as he looked up from his data slate.
“Yes, I really do!” The gardener cried out loud. Finny was always home alone when the mercenary was gone out on missions every two weeks. He hated being isolated from Fuse.
Fuse chuckled faintly, knowing what the gardener was trying to get at. Looking at his data slate he found a decent job. “Oh, here’s one..Some one needs some land checked out..We could consider it a sort of vacation in the woods..?”
The boy gasped and jumped in the air for joy. “I would love to do that with you, Fuse!” He accepted.
Fuse smiled at he sat his slate down. "Good, I was hopeing so. Go pack some clothes suit for the woods, alright? Make sure ya get your boots too."