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mr president any response to the recent allegations? mr president?

parents say “you’re being rude” and really mean “you’re asserting your boundaries and i don’t like that”

The best gag in this episode of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt was that the cast isn’t paid and they have to rob the audience for money but no one reports the crimes because then they would have to admit they went to see Cats.

*straight person voice* not that there’s anything wrong with that

still don’t really understand how some people have trouble just being nice

Oh my gosh you’re such a good person. Hey everybody come look at how much of a good person this is.

i literally cannot comprehend how you got offended by this but thanks for proving my point anyway

Bitch I’m deceased the audacity lmaoooo