ask drunk saint

“I've noticed that ever since i achieved my enlighted state, that things just kinda start to get weird when i'm around. Realities and time periods just kinda bleed into each other. And that causes all kinds of stuff from the ancients to appear I don't even know what most of the stuff that appears is for.”

Well that’s certainly….. interesting (terrifying), and brings up a TON of questions, but let’s start with the easier ones first that don’t give existential crises.

What kind of stuff do you get from it? Like artifacts from them? Pearls? Their masks/helmets or jewelry? Maybe even bite and pieces of technology?

And what do you do with the stuff you get?

Im too lazy to do it myself so do it for me ok?

How's the quest of getting your scarf back going?

he's gonna pop anon...

throws impossible burger ham at you

decided i should post a few designs ive shown off here, including sommelier. do know that they're open to asks too, and so will the other characters once i introduce everyone!

also, don't be discouraged if i don't answer your ask; there's many reasons for such being the case, but it's never anything personal! usually it's either because i can't answer it for spoiler reasons or i just flat out don't notice it until later. i am a Very busy human being....

*throws cheese at you*

Now u can be demoman tf2

(asks are currently OPEN)

bonus under the cut

There are many ways to get intoxicated in these lands, such as consuming mushrooms or karma flowers, however, I haven’t heard of alcohol being made and or consumed ever since the ancients left.

Do you have some kind of red-neck engineered brewery? Do you scavenge the bottles for the alcohol or make them? What is the alcohol made of, what does it taste like and how potent is it?

And most importantly, how do you have so much as to be drunk so constantly?

I would like to hear about the production and or source of these drinks.