Dr. Frank-N-Furter

...Hello there. I better not see any more butter around here.

Thank you. Labels are simply so restrictive at times, so I'm quite aware of my irresistible appeal.

I'm going to win and you know it.

Hello, Jenny. Yes, you may address me as Frankie. What a wonderful poem you have written! You must be quite the master wordsmith. Color me impressed. As you yourself has so kindly said, my beauty deserves worship. I do hope you spend your effort doing as such.

Hm... I'll keep you in mind for any future experiments that require a body. I thank you for your wonderful generosity. It's much appreciated in times like these.

Well, hello there, anonymous. Did you just want to say hi, or do you require more from me?

Material possessions are of little value to me. Unless they're sex toys. Or lingerie. Perhaps we could strike some sort of deal...

Really? You want my servant, out of everyone here? By all means, go for him. I couldn't care less. Though keep in mind he still works for me.

Give me a good reason to. I'm waiting.

You want mommy so bad, don't you? Well, you'll have to wait for her. Get in line.

Hm... I may consider it. I'll put you on my waitlist.

Thank you. I'm well aware.

That's far too boring for me, darling. You'll have to do more to get my attention.

Look, I may be open-minded, but I am not hearing you out.