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"Hello Roxy, thank you for using the void window you dumped into my house instead of, you know, pulling up and knocking on the front door." Dirk set his coffee down, glancing across the room to the big ass void window in the corner. "I should cover that with a blanket. Do you think the same rules of shitty ghost movies apply here? If I cover it up will it just shut the portal off so you can no longer crawl through it like The Grudge?"

She sat down on a nearby chair, legs crossed underneath her. Roxy motioned towards the face mask absently. “Face still effed up, huh? How come Dirk hasn’t fixed it yet?”

"He's getting around to it, don't worry. I was the first one that got a remodel, and I fucked my face up on my own. Kid's been busy, he's already given SQ a remodel and he's in the process of getting Lil Seb done. I don't mind the wait, not like I'm plannin' any skinny dippin'." He snorted, throaty and mechanical from the back of this throat. His voice box was pretty fucked too, tbh.

"Want some food? I should get something started before Dirk hops out and tries to jet back to working. Aint got much, need to drag him out to grocery shop sometime soon, but I could make ramen or grilled cheese or whatever."

+1Hygiene, he no longer looks as grungy and just looks tired.

"Sure, sure." Dirk was fine with that. He rummaged through the cabinets for a bit, raising an eyebrow at the decaf coffee. "...I guess coffee is getting added to the store list."

"Hello Roxy, thank you for using the void window you dumped into my house instead of, you know, pulling up and knocking on the front door." Dirk set his coffee down, glancing across the room to the big ass void window in the corner. "I should cover that with a blanket. Do you think the same rules of shitty ghost movies apply here? If I cover it up will it just shut the portal off so you can no longer crawl through it like The Grudge?"

She sat down on a nearby chair, legs crossed underneath her. Roxy motioned towards the face mask absently. “Face still effed up, huh? How come Dirk hasn’t fixed it yet?”

"He's getting around to it, don't worry. I was the first one that got a remodel, and I fucked my face up on my own. Kid's been busy, he's already given SQ a remodel and he's in the process of getting Lil Seb done. I don't mind the wait, not like I'm plannin' any skinny dippin'." He snorted, throaty and mechanical from the back of this throat. His voice box was pretty fucked too, tbh.

"Want some food? I should get something started before Dirk hops out and tries to jet back to working. Aint got much, need to drag him out to grocery shop sometime soon, but I could make ramen or grilled cheese or whatever."

+1Hygiene, he no longer looks as grungy and just looks tired.

"Hello Roxy, thank you for using the void window you dumped into my house instead of, you know, pulling up and knocking on the front door." Dirk set his coffee down, glancing across the room to the big ass void window in the corner. "I should cover that with a blanket. Do you think the same rules of shitty ghost movies apply here? If I cover it up will it just shut the portal off so you can no longer crawl through it like The Grudge?"

She sat down on a nearby chair, legs crossed underneath her. Roxy motioned towards the face mask absently. “Face still effed up, huh? How come Dirk hasn’t fixed it yet?”

"He's getting around to it, don't worry. I was the first one that got a remodel, and I fucked my face up on my own. Kid's been busy, he's already given SQ a remodel and he's in the process of getting Lil Seb done. I don't mind the wait, not like I'm plannin' any skinny dippin'." He snorted, throaty and mechanical from the back of this throat. His voice box was pretty fucked too, tbh.

"Want some food? I should get something started before Dirk hops out and tries to jet back to working. Aint got much, need to drag him out to grocery shop sometime soon, but I could make ramen or grilled cheese or whatever."

"Hello Roxy, thank you for using the void window you dumped into my house instead of, you know, pulling up and knocking on the front door." Dirk set his coffee down, glancing across the room to the big ass void window in the corner. "I should cover that with a blanket. Do you think the same rules of shitty ghost movies apply here? If I cover it up will it just shut the portal off so you can no longer crawl through it like The Grudge?"

She sat down on a nearby chair, legs crossed underneath her. Roxy motioned towards the face mask absently. “Face still effed up, huh? How come Dirk hasn’t fixed it yet?”

"He's getting around to it, don't worry. I was the first one that got a remodel, and I fucked my face up on my own. Kid's been busy, he's already given SQ a remodel and he's in the process of getting Lil Seb done. I don't mind the wait, not like I'm plannin' any skinny dippin'." He snorted, throaty and mechanical from the back of this throat. His voice box was pretty fucked too, tbh.

"Hello Roxy, thank you for using the void window you dumped into my house instead of, you know, pulling up and knocking on the front door." Dirk set his coffee down, glancing across the room to the big ass void window in the corner. "I should cover that with a blanket. Do you think the same rules of shitty ghost movies apply here? If I cover it up will it just shut the portal off so you can no longer crawl through it like The Grudge?"

"...I haven't been here too long," Dirk reassured, being an absolute dirty liar. "Why are you here? Not that I'm not glad to see you, it's just a surprise."

Dirk had also lost track of time while he was working, but that was beside the point. "I've taken naps here and there. We don't technically need sleep, Roxy. I'll sleep when I'm done, I'm mostly waiting on Sawtooth and Lil' Seb to return with materials."

Roxy nods to herself, then turned back to face Dirk. “You’re an idiot. I love you, but you’re an idiot. We may be gods ri’now, but we born human. You ain’t a robot, you need to sleep like a semi-normal person. For the love of fuck.”

"Roxy, you're an absolute bastard." Dirk just,,, :/. Let him work in peace, Jesus fucking christ.

“Hiya Sawtooth~. How ya been, you gon’ gimme a hug or what?” Roxy picked up the coffee again, taking a long sip from it. Mmm coffee.

"It's good to see you, gal. I've been out exploring for the past few weeks, sorry. Brobot was supposed to be keeping tabs on Dirk, but it seems he had better things to do." Sawtooth rolled his eyes with a huff, then knelt down to give Roxy a proper hug. "How you been?"

"Hello Roxy, thank you for using the void window you dumped into my house instead of, you know, pulling up and knocking on the front door." Dirk set his coffee down, glancing across the room to the big ass void window in the corner. "I should cover that with a blanket. Do you think the same rules of shitty ghost movies apply here? If I cover it up will it just shut the portal off so you can no longer crawl through it like The Grudge?"

"...I haven't been here too long," Dirk reassured, being an absolute dirty liar. "Why are you here? Not that I'm not glad to see you, it's just a surprise."

Dirk had also lost track of time while he was working, but that was beside the point. "I've taken naps here and there. We don't technically need sleep, Roxy. I'll sleep when I'm done, I'm mostly waiting on Sawtooth and Lil' Seb to return with materials."

Roxy nods to herself, then turned back to face Dirk. “You’re an idiot. I love you, but you’re an idiot. We may be gods ri’now, but we born human. You ain’t a robot, you need to sleep like a semi-normal person. For the love of fuck.”

"Roxy, you're an absolute bastard." Dirk just,,, :/. Let him work in peace, Jesus fucking christ.

"Hello Roxy, thank you for using the void window you dumped into my house instead of, you know, pulling up and knocking on the front door." Dirk set his coffee down, glancing across the room to the big ass void window in the corner. "I should cover that with a blanket. Do you think the same rules of shitty ghost movies apply here? If I cover it up will it just shut the portal off so you can no longer crawl through it like The Grudge?"

"...I haven't been here too long," Dirk reassured, being an absolute dirty liar. "Why are you here? Not that I'm not glad to see you, it's just a surprise."

Dirk had also lost track of time while he was working, but that was beside the point. "I've taken naps here and there. We don't technically need sleep, Roxy. I'll sleep when I'm done, I'm mostly waiting on Sawtooth and Lil' Seb to return with materials."

"Hello Roxy, thank you for using the void window you dumped into my house instead of, you know, pulling up and knocking on the front door." Dirk set his coffee down, glancing across the room to the big ass void window in the corner. "I should cover that with a blanket. Do you think the same rules of shitty ghost movies apply here? If I cover it up will it just shut the portal off so you can no longer crawl through it like The Grudge?"

"...I haven't been here too long," Dirk reassured, being an absolute dirty liar. "Why are you here? Not that I'm not glad to see you, it's just a surprise."