Ask the gardener ツ

some yandere, some angst, some rivalry, but no happy stuff on this list

"You actually thought i cared about you?"

"I wonder how loudly i can make you scream in agony?"

"You're a monster!"

"It would be a shame if i had to damage that pretty face of yours."

"You're all mine now."

"How could you do this to me!?"

"I trusted you!"

"Is that supposed to scare me?"

"Put the knife down."

"You're scaring me..."

"You look so sexy when you're all bloodied and bruised like that~"

"I wonder how many volts it would take to kill you?"

"Why are you pointing that gun at me?"

"Let me go!"

"You're so cute when you struggle like that~"

"Your blood smells wonderful."

"Who did this to you?"

"You're in my way."

"I thought you were dead!"

"Help me!"

"Long live the king."

"What did they do to you?"

"What have you done?"

"Maybe i should carve a pretty picture in your flesh?"

"Don't worry, I won't do anything fatal, I just need some information."

"I don't care what you do to me, I'll never tell you!"

"Stop it, your hurting me!"

"They'll kill you!"

"I hate you."

"The only reason I chained you up is to show you how much I love you!"

Send me These

▲: My character will tell yours a joke 

"A joke? Hmmmh…"

"Okay, once I heard that guy in a party before telling this one to a bunch of ladies: 

A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation. B: Yes, of course. A: Great. I never could before.  

Send a ☂ for my muse’s reaction to yours giving them their jacket while the two of them are standing, cold in the rain.

{I AM SUPER SORRY I DIDN’T REPLY I BET YOU SENT THIS SINCE AGES AND NOW YOU PROBABLY DON’T EVEN REMEMBER IT I—-}

"Wh, why are you giving me your jacket?! I should be the one doing that!" The blonde cried as he dragged her under a tree. "I am sorry, I should’ve offered that earlier…"