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@askarthonic
Hi everybody! Sonic the Hedgehog here, King Arthur's court jester! I have the honor to announce our new ask blog!
Yes, my jester has convinced me to make this..blog. Says it's a "new way to entertain me." And for some reason, I trust him. Don't disappoint me.
Ignore his grumping, he's excited about this! Anyway, ask us questions, send us gifts, cast spells on us-
Don't cast spells on us. That would be a nightmare to clean up
Boring. No matter. This blog is up and running, so ask away!
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Is any of you two considered the fastest thing alive?
I am an incredibly skilled swordsman. I am very fast when it comes to battles and spars, but on my own? My armor slows me down.
Fastest thing alive? Nah. Funniest maybe, but I'm not much of a runner.
*Sonic lets out a forced laugh*
Sonic, do you have a brother named Tails by any chance?
Tails? He's the royal blacksmith's apprentice. He's a wonderful kid, but I'm not sure I would call him my brother.
Hello, your Majesty! *looks around* Your kingdom is quite beautiful…
Whoever you are, this is not a funny joke. Be grateful I saw this and not Sonic. Do not do it again. I will not be so kind next time.
Arthur, do you love the same way chili dogs as Sonic does?
No, I have a much more refined palette than a chili dog.
What's a chili dog and why do I like them?
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Sonic, srry to ask, but that enemy which scares you, is a jackal called Infinite?
*Sonic freezes. His quills bristle as he glares at the ask. His breath picks up as he struggles to speak.*
How do you know that. You can't- He- I don't- did he send you here?
Are you two guys married?
Woah! What a question!
No. We are not. We have not even known each other for a year. Dating, let alone marriage, is not something we have ever considered.
*Sonic wilts slightly, but hides it from Arthur. He does not see Arthur doing the same.*
Exactly.
I know you said not to bite the guy but like i wanna give him rabies
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Do not go near him. He is too dangerous. I can't- I can't be the reason someone gets hurt. Not by him. So just drop it. I'm serious.
Sonic, where were you prior Comelot? Know anyone outside of there?
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*Sonic stares at the ask. His tail flicks almost anxiously behind him.*
You don't have to go into detail. I can take over if you want-
No. It's... it's ok. I worked in another castle before this. I was the King's...servant. I know him, I know his knights, and I know the servants in that castle. I knew no one outside of his castle before I moved here. That is all you need to know.
Arthur, when Sonic arrived for the first time in Camelot, where were you back then?
He arrived here not long ago. I was where I am now. Not much has changed since he got here. The only difference is there's more noise in the castle.
Hey!
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Don't remember whether or not y'all mentioned it, but how did you two meet?
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Sonic, would you like to answer this one?
Ah. Yea I probably should. I think we talked about it before but we met when I was arrested. I stole some food from the local baker. Hard to buy food when you don't have a job. Or a home.
We officially when I gave him his sentence.
After an embarrassing miscommunication-
*Arthur looks at Sonic with a concerned look on his face.*
-I was told to do some community service. Spent a lot of my time with Shadow and Big, and through them, Lance. And because of Lance, I started spending my free time around Arthur. And I guess he liked me too much to let me go~.
Your majesty, we didn’t heard a word from you for a while…are you alright?
We are well. It has been a busy week or so.
Yea. Not much time to talk to you guys. And every time I checked in, our box was empty. Can't answer questions if we don't have questions.
Guys, what would you do if Lancelot was betraying you? It doesn’t matter the context, just how would you react?
Uh he wouldn't? I can't imagine Lance ever betraying Arthur so I guess I would just be in denial.
I would assume it was a prank. And if proven to not be, I would assume he was not himself. I would do everything in my power to bring back my Lancelot.
Arthur, what do you think about your silly little Jester?
*Arthur looks around, making sure that Sonic isn't hiding, ready to eavesdrop*
I admire him. Quite a lot. I may have only known him for a short few months but my life has never been so bright. He brings something I did not know I was missing out and I find myself missing him when he is not around. He is one of the strongest people I know. Maybe not physically, but mentally, emotionally. He has had a hard life before Camelot, yet his smile never dims. I find myself wondering how he does it. He may present himself as, like you said, a "Silly little jester", but he is so much more than that. I look at him, and I see...everything.
Oooh which of your knights are currently in a polycule and how are they with each other and in general-?👀
Sir Lancelot is the only one in a current polycule, and Sir Percival is on her way to one.
The knights get along great! Well. The round table knights do. The other knights tend to uh.
They get jealous about the fact they were not chosen to be in my inner circle. They are as loyal as ever, but the bitterness does arise around the round table knights.
But yeah, the round table is like one big family.
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Would you ever replace Sonic as your court jester?
Wait what? Why am I being replaced?? Have I...have I done something wrong?
Nonsense Sonic. You are not, and will not be replaced. I don't know what this anon is saying. No. I would never replace Sonic. For a great number of reasons, but the only one you deserve to know is he is the best jester I have ever seen. I have had many jesters before him and I hope to have none after. Don't even think of such a thing.
Mind my personal question, your majesty, but have you ever had a romantic relationship before?
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I've had brief experiences when I was younger. Nothing real, just trying different things. There was a short period of time where Lancelot and I believed we were in love. We learned quickly we loved each other, just not in the romantic sense, and moved on. But in short, no, not really. Nothing meaningful. But it has always been a dream of mine to meet the perfect man and have a story book romance. A naive dream, but one I still cling to.