Ask the Arkham Inmates

Riddler: I could get used to this whole fangirl thing. Hey Croc, how come you don’t have any fangirls?

Joker: I’ve been told I’m a modern day Madonna

Hush: She’s still alive, so technically Madonna is a modern day Madonna. And you told that to yourself. After singing for like half an hour. It was weird, even for you.

Harley Quinn: I think Mistah J has a lovely singing voice!

Joker: Oooh! I’ll do a recital then!

Arkham: Word salad is not an uncommon symptom of several mental diseases but none of our patients are currently displaying them.

Riddler: They might be referring to that thing Mad Hatter does when he talks.He can be so hard to understand. Not that he makes much sense anyway.

Joker:I’m thinking it will be an.. Armageddon. It’s a.. devilishly daring move on their part. they must be crazy up in.. Hollywoodland. I’ll have to wish him… Good Will Hunting. 

Robin: That isn’t funny.

Joker: What isn’t? I’m just… Going All the Way.

Robin: There You did it again. You’re just making puns about movies he’s been in. And most of them don’t even make sense. 

Joker: What do you care? You probably won’t even be in the movie. You’d be a.. Third Wheel. 

Robin: Stop it.

Harley Quinn:Calendar Man. Easy.

Joker: No argument there.

Scarecrow: I have to agree.

Joker: I would hope so. Black Mask can be such an uninteresting character. So predictable.

:Riddler: They can be nice when it’s cold, I suppose. 

Joker: Hey everyone! It has come to my attention that the latest game starring our mutual enemy has been released.

Riddler: And of course, we can't play it. I'm not into videogames, but sometimes I get really annoyed at the fact that a lobby representing the games industry paid Arkham millions to not let us play games, so nothing we do when we break out

Hush: What's the word on the street so far about it? I understand it's a prequel, which pisses me off, because the side-mission about me was clearly setting up for a future game.

Riddler: it's a bit early to tell. Apparently I'm in charge of collectibles and achievements again, and Joker has a smaller role.

Joker: What? I know Luke Skywalker wouldn't come back to voice me, but come on! who's gonna be the big bad then?

Joker: Sell it on eBay! 

Scarecrow: You don’t know what erotophobia is, do you?

Scarecrow: I’ve always believed in nature more than nurture, so I would like to think that the godlike genius who stands before you would be unchanged by a different upbringing.

Arkham: I assume you’re referring to famed restaurant owner Oswald Cobblepot. Despite his alleged criminal activities, he has never been found legally insane, and therefore has never visited this institution.

Jane Doe: We’ll never know, because I never want to have to be in the same room with him. He’s really creepy.

Great White Shark: Sounds like someone’s chicken…

Jane Doe: Do you want to have to be in the same room as him anytime soon?