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Darn. I have neither of those.

scarletprofessor

WELL FIRST OFF START PRACTICING. PATIENCE WILL COME AFTER.

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How the fuck do I practice being pretty?

askalbatross

##By grabbing the nearest motherfucker by the collar, starin’ ‘em in the face, and asking ‘em “Hey, am I pretty?”##

##They got two options. Say yes, and you’re pretty. Say no, and you can kick ‘em in the balls or whatever they got.##

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[FURIOUSLY TAKES NOTES.] Are you sure I should kick them in the balls though.

askalbatross

##Hell yeah, you should.##

##Trust me, if they got the gall to say you ain't pretty, they ain't gonna be usin' those things today anyways.##

#Albatross Zero

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wrestleball-archive-blog

Darn. I have neither of those.

scarletprofessor

WELL FIRST OFF START PRACTICING. PATIENCE WILL COME AFTER.

wrestleball-archive-blog

How the fuck do I practice being pretty?

askalbatross

##By grabbing the nearest motherfucker by the collar, starin' 'em in the face, and asking 'em "Hey, am I pretty?"##

##They got two options. Say yes, and you're pretty. Say no, and you can kick 'em in the balls or whatever they got.##

#Albatross Zero #This is primo advice kid

##So here's a new joke for ya. What's frozen and dead and rhymes with "Fail"?##

##PFFFFFFFF. What a maroon.##

#Albatross Zero #(Just sneaking in to antagonize people)#(Because that's what Zero does best!)

getreadytofallinlove

al…

askalbatross

H-hey, don't make fun of my fanfiction.

I worked really hard on that...

#Agent Albatross #Non-Canon #:'(

getreadytofallinlove

okay im. finally gonna play through al’s route on namco high

getreadytofallinlove

i lied i cant do it

askalbatross

You sure about that~?

getreadytofallinlove

im embarrassed on your behalf

askalbatross

....

>:(

#Agent Albatross #I'm just doing my job you know #Non-Canon

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getreadytofallinlove

okay im. finally gonna play through al’s route on namco high

getreadytofallinlove

i lied i cant do it

askalbatross

You sure about that~?

#Agent Albatross #Non-Canon

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Imagine Albatross taking Anti-Bravoman on a mission, thinking he’s going to reform this boy and make him into a hero. Al slips-up really bad, and Anti steps in to save him like it’s the most natural thing in the world. Albatross gains a lot of respect for Anti and makes him his official crime-fighting partner.

askalbatross

Hmm. It could happen, I suppose. It'd be quite, um, surreal, but I suppose I'd be thankful for being saved by someone like Anti-Bravoman. He can be a good kid.

#Agent Albatross

thewishpokemon

##You're makin' me wish I had a Master Ball on me, kid. So how's the wish thing work, anyways?##

"A ‘Master Ball’? Huh…. Well!

When someone wishes for something, I focus on it, find it, and poof! ☆ It’s here.

I’m pretty good at it!”

askalbatross

(The black shadowy man raised an eyebrow at the mythical Pokemon.)

##Lemme guess, there’s a limit. Or stuff you won’t do. C’mon, there’s always a catch with makin’ wishes, I seen enough bad movies.##

thewishpokemon

"No catch! Well…. kind of one.

The only problem is that I can’t make new items. I have to take them from somewhere else. That’s theft.”

"But that’s the only catch!"

askalbatross

##Nothin’ wrong with borrowin’ somethin’ that ain’t yours. Heh heh.##

##So alright, say I wished to live forever or somethin’ like that. You’re tellin’ me you could do that, huh?##

##Now that’d be interesting.##

thewishpokemon

"Living forever? You’re thinking big!

Maybe I could do that… but, to give you more life, I think I would have to take it from something else, don’t you think?”

"That wouldn’t be very pretty."

askalbatross

##Eh. Normally I wouldn't have a problem with that, but now that I think about it, livin' forever's gotta suck eventually.##

##What about if I wished to get way way stronger? Not like I need it, but hey, can't blame a dude for bein' curious.##

#Albatross Zero #thewishpokemon

■

"Technically Cousin is a Non, but there’s absolutely no way he’s dangerous. R-right?"

##Man, blowing up whole building is hot.##

#Square Meme #cousinnamco

■

"The Bravo Corps…the WCPO could use their help, but something tells me they’re a liability."

##Pain in my ass, these “superheroes”. They better mind their own business before I gotta get nasty with ‘em.##

#Square meme #goteambravo

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■? ((From Nonnie to Zero!))

##You’re kiddin’ yourself if you think you can bottle that shitty feelin’ inside. Eventually it’s gonna break you.##

#Square Meme #namco-high-imagines

escalaregalia

Send me a ■ and the muse will say aloud the first thing they think internally about your character.

thewishpokemon

##You're makin' me wish I had a Master Ball on me, kid. So how's the wish thing work, anyways?##

"A ‘Master Ball’? Huh…. Well!

When someone wishes for something, I focus on it, find it, and poof! ☆ It’s here.

I’m pretty good at it!”

askalbatross

(The black shadowy man raised an eyebrow at the mythical Pokemon.)

##Lemme guess, there’s a limit. Or stuff you won’t do. C’mon, there’s always a catch with makin’ wishes, I seen enough bad movies.##

thewishpokemon

"No catch! Well…. kind of one.

The only problem is that I can’t make new items. I have to take them from somewhere else. That’s theft.”

"But that’s the only catch!"

askalbatross

##Nothin' wrong with borrowin' somethin' that ain't yours. Heh heh.##

##So alright, say I wished to live forever or somethin' like that. You're tellin' me you could do that, huh?##

##Now that'd be interesting.##

#Albatross Zero #thewishpokemon

Let's fight! Vs. Anti-Kaylin

IntroAlbatross - “And just where do you think you’re going, miss? Your interrogation is far from over.”

Zero - ##Sup, babe? Couldn’t help but notice all that Anti energy I can feel comin’ off you. I wanna see what you’re made of.##

Win QuoteAlbatross - “Sit down, and stay put. Unlike that scientist you bit, I can and will actually hurt you if you force me.”

Zero - ##Nothin’ but a pretty face, huh? Damn shame. Hit me up again when you’re not such a weakling.##

Loss QuoteAlbatross - “N-no! Get back here this insta-uughhh…blimey that hurts…”

Zero - ##Woo! You pack a punch, sexy! OOF!! YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO HIT ME AGAIN!!##

#Let's Fight!#Ask Meme #goteambravo

"Let's Fight!" ((From normal Kaylin this time!))

IntroAlbatross - “I have a warrant to search your “Safe Zone” for any unstable Non-Humans. I apologize, but noncompliance will be met with force.”

Zero - ##Ohhh, your majesty would like a unadulterated royal beatdown, yeah? Yeah, alright, I can arrange that.##

Win QuoteAlbatross - “Aggression towards an officer of the law is considered a felony, mate. Just some food for thought while you try to get up.”

Zero - ##Pffff. I love irony. You’re tryin’ to save everyone and everything, and you can’t even protect yourself!##

Loss QuoteAlbatross - “W-what the…?! Oof…I severely underestimated you. Well played, mate, but I’ll be back.”

Zero - ##I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU CHEATED BUT I KNOW YOU CHEATED THIS IS BULLSHIT##

#Let's Fight!#Ask Meme #namco-high-imagines

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(Finishing those "Let's Fight" things now!)

#OOC

thewishpokemon

##You're makin' me wish I had a Master Ball on me, kid. So how's the wish thing work, anyways?##

"A ‘Master Ball’? Huh…. Well!

When someone wishes for something, I focus on it, find it, and poof! ☆ It’s here.

I’m pretty good at it!”

askalbatross

(The black shadowy man raised an eyebrow at the mythical Pokemon.)

##Lemme guess, there's a limit. Or stuff you won't do. C'mon, there's always a catch with makin' wishes, I seen enough bad movies.##

#Albatross Zero #thewishpokemon #(I have a mighty need to make a Pokemon RP account now)

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