Welcome to Hell

118: Wouldn’t you like to know?

118: Well! These days, mostly, I’ve just been clearing out the pizza place. I know-- I’m taking my sweet time. But this place was nice, you know? I’m gonna miss it. 

118: There you go, Anon!

118: Aw, crap, I left the door open.. [Carrying boxes around the cleared out store.] Um, sorry, but I’m closed! [Looks over 1707] … But, is.. there something you needed?

118: How long’s it been since I last took a soul?

118: I don’t know if I’m gonna be “Pizza Demon” anymore though. I might be closing up shop. No one buys pizza?? From me?? It’s like… they don’t trust a demon to make their pizza. Preposterous.

118: I’m as cute as I can be!! I get any cuter and the world will collapse.

((people were talking demons and I missed my sweetie))

This'd be a shitty pizza place if you couldn't buy pizza here!

Why not buy a pizza so I can see more of it around?

118: I'm feeling bored... Why not send me a few asks?

..but then again, I don't get a lot of flowers.